Thursday, January 24, 2008

WALDO WISHES GREG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


GREG AND ONE OF HIS RETRIEVERS, GUNNER.

HEY MOM, DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING????

I DON'T THINK SO WALDO, WHAT DO YOU THINK I FORGOT??

JANUARY 24 TH IS SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY, DO YOU KNOW WHO?

OH YES, YOU'RE RIGHT WALDO, IT'S GREG'S BIRTHDAY!

WE SHOULD WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON MY BLOG!!

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA WALDO, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL THE FOLKS OUT THERE WHO GREG IS. YOU WANT TO TELL THEM OR DO YOU WANT ME TO?

I WANT TO DO IT, I WANT TO DO IT, PLEASE MOM, LET ME, LET ME, PLEASE...

ALL RIGHT WALDO, TAKE IT AWAY.

WELL, GREG IS MOM'S BROTHER. HE IS A LOT OLDER THAN HER, MARRIED TO SUSAN AND THEY LIVE IN MOUNT SIDNEY VA, THAT'S IN AUGUSTA COUNTY. A LOT OF PEOPLE PROBLAY HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THAT GREG AND MOM ARE LITTERMATES.

MISS BUTTONS HERE, WALDO, PEOPLE ARE NOT LITTERMATES. THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER. AND YOU SHOULD NOT SAY HE IS A LOT OLDER THAN HER. THAT'S NOT NICE.

JUSTICE HERE, WHY DO PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER. I HAVE HEARD PEOPLE SAY THEY LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER. THEY BOTH LOVE BOSTON LEGAL. THEY BOTH LOVE TO DRIVE FAST. THEY BOTH....

ALL RIGHT BUTTONS AND JUSTICE!!!! LET ME DO THIS. WELL, HE IS NEAT AND ORGANIZIED. HE HAS RETRIEVERS, THOSE ARE DOGS THAT REALLY WORK. NONE OF HIS DOGS ARE FAT AND LAZY LIKE US.

BUTTONS, UMM, EXCUSE ME WALDO, I AM NOT FAT OR LAZY. I AM PLEASILY PLUMP AND RETIRED. I DO NOT HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE. JUST GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT WALDO.

BUTTONS, QUIT BUTTING IN. GEE, MOM, MAKE HER STOP.

AS I WAS SAYING HE HAS RETRIEVERS BUT LONG BEFORE HE GOT INTERESTED IN THEM, PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW THAT HE HAD BULLDOGS. HE EVEN RAISED A LITTER OF 9 ONE TIME. AND HE REALLY WANTS A BULLDOG NOW. HE REALLY HAS FUN PLAYING WITH ME WHEN I GO VISIT HIM WITH MOM.

JUSTICE--HOW COME YOU ALWAYS GET TO GO WALDO??

BECAUSE I KNOW THE WAY. SOMEONE HAS TO SHOW MOM. I TOOK A NAP LAST TIME AND SHE GOT LOST.

WALDO, WE WERE NOT LOST, I JUST TOOK THE LONGER WAY AROUND WALTON'S MOUNTAIN.

OKAY,MOM. WHATEVER YOU SAY. NOW, ALL OF YOU BE QUIET, THIS IS IMPORTANT. WE HAVE TO WISH GREG A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. OKAY, EVERYBODY BARK ON THE COUNT OF THREE.

HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG
WE HOPE YOU HAVE MANY MORE,
LOVE, WALDO, BUTTONS, ZIPPER, JUSTICE
AND THE REST OF THE GANG.

UMM WALDO,

YEA MOM,

YOU DID NOT PUT MY NAME ON IT.

OH, SORRY MOM,

UNCLE GREG,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR SISTER,
ELIZABETH (MY MOM)

THANK YOU WALDO.

GREG,
YOU ARE A GREAT BROTHER,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I LOVE YOU,
ELIZABETH

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