Waldo: The Great Cheeseburger Question

WALDO HERE FOLKS.

THE GANG AND I ARE REALLY GETTING WORRIED OVER MOM. I AM A LITTLE MAD AT HER TOO BUT MORE WORRIED.

TAKE YESTERDAY FOR EXAMPLE. WE WERE GETTING LOW ON OUR BULLDOG FOOD. THE LITTLE VARMINTS WERE GETTING LOW ALSO. THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SITTING PRETTY IS THAT SILLY BIRD WHO HAS A WHOLE BAG FULL OF NUTS, SEEDS, AND FRUIT. SO WE TOLD MOM TO GO TO THE DOG STORE AND GET SOME FOOD. SHE WAS GRUMBLING ABOUT THE WINDOW BEING BROKE IN THE CAR. WE HEARD HER TALKING TO A MAN ABOUT ORDERING A MOTOR FOR IT. WHY A PERSON ORDERS A MOTOR FOR A WINDOW DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO US, BUT MOM DID IT.

SHE FINALLY HEAVED AND SAID SHE MAY AS WELL GO INTO LYNCHBURG AND GET THE STUFF BEFORE THE STORM HIT. NEXT THING WE SAW WAS MOM COMING OUT OF THE BEDROOM WITH A HEAVY COAT ON, GLOVES, AND A REALLY STRANGE THING ON HER HEAD. WE ALL BARKED AT HER. SHE TOLD US IT WAS A MAD BOMBER HAT AND IT WOULD KEEP HER WARM ON THE DRIVE. THE HAT IS LIKE BROWN WITH FUR TRIM, EAR FLAPS ON IT AND SNAPS UNDER HER CHIN.

OFF SHE WENT AND STAYED FOR A WHILE. WHEN SHE GOT HOME, SHE WAS STILL IN THAT SILLY OUTFIT. HER FACE LOOKED A LITTLE RED FROM THE COLD. WE ASKED HER A SIMPLE LITTLE QUESTION, "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MOM?" SHE WENT INTO ALL KINDS OF EXCUSES THAT SHE HAD TO GO 28 MILES EACH WAY TO THE STORES, ONE STORE DID NOT HAVE WHAT SHE NEEDED SO SHE WENT TO ANOTHER ONE. VERY QUIETLY SHE SAID SHE GRABBED A BITE TO EAT. (BUTTONS HEARD THAT) SHE SAID THEN MIKE AND TANIA'S BULLDOG, LOLA HAD 2 NEW BABIES SO SHE WENT TO SEE THEM. SHE SAID THEY WERE REALLY CUTE. THEIR BOY BULLY, JACK, IS THE DADDY. THAT MADE ETHEL A LITTLE UPSET SINCE JACK IS HER HUSBAND TOO. OH WELL, I KNOW GRACIE ONLY HAS EYES FOR ME.

AFTER MOM WENT TO BED, WE SNOOPED A LITTLE IN HER PURSE. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, THAT IS NOT A POLITE THING TO DO, BUT WE HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR MOM. SURE ENOUGH THERE WERE RECEIPTS FOR DOG FOOD AND DOG TOYS AND BONES, AND CAT STUFF. THEN WE FOUND A WIERD RECEIPT, IT SAID 5 GUYS, CHEESEBURGER, FRENCH FRIES, AND A COKE ON IT. WHAT WAS THIS I ASKED. BUTTONS SAID IT WAS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS IF MOM WANTED TO EAT WITH 5 GUYS. ETHEL SAID SHE WONDERED ABOUT THAT. BUT JUSTICE AND I SAID THE SAME THING AT ONCE, "WHERE IS OUR CHEESEBURGER????".

WHEN MOM GOT UP THIS MORNING, WE ASKED HER ABOUT THE CHEESEBURGER DEAL. SHE SAID SHE TOLD US SHE GRABBED A BITE TO EAT. THEN SHE HURRIED US OUT TO POTTY. SHE RUSHED US BACK INSIDE, PUT ON THE SILLY HAT AGAIN AND TOOK OFF. NOW, SHE HAS COME HOME WITHOUT THE CAR!!!!!!!

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING,
WHERE IS THE CAR???
WHO ARE THE FIVE GUYS SHE IS EATING WITH???
WERE DID THAT FUNNY BOMBER HAT COME FROM????
WHAT IS A STORM??? AND WHAT IS IT GOING TO HIT???
WHY DOES A WINDOW NEED A MOTOR????
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION,
WHERE ARE OUR CHEESEBURGERS??????

IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS ANSWERS, LET US KNOW.

LOVE,
WALDO