WALDO AND HIS LEPRECHAUN

A GOOD DAY TO YOU HAPPY FOLKS!

I HEAR PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME. WELL, THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS HAVE BEEN A BIT OF A MESS, IF I DO SAY SO. LOTS OF STUFF GOING ON, BUT NOTHING REAL BAD OR GOOD. MOM HAS HAD A BIT OF A COLD. WE HAD A NEW LITTER OF SHIH TZU AND A NEW LITTER OF YORKIES BORN. WHY WE HAVE TO KEEP THOSE FLUFFY SNEEKY VARMINTS IN THE HOUSE IS A BIG MYSTERY TO ME. I HAVE TOLD MOM THEY ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF BEGGARS. ALWAYS WANTING SOMETHING. MOM LOVES THEM.....SO I GUESS SHE CAN KEEP THEM, BUT THE FINAL ANSWER IS "NO" TO ANY RAG TAG CATS. MOM IS ALLERGIC TO CATS SO I GUESS THE HOUSE IS SAFE.

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE. IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS CLAMORING TO GET ALL THE VOTES THEY CAN. THEY ARE BEGGINNING TO SLING MUD STORIES AT ONE ANOTHER. I AM NOT GOING TO LOWER MY STANDARDS TO GET IN ON THAT NASTY DEED. NO SIR, I STAND BY MY STATEMENTS. I LOVE CHEESEBURGERS AND I DO NOT CARE WHO KNOWS IT. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO MUNCH ON SOME TASTY FRENCH FRIES AND EVEN A CHEESE STICK ONCE IN A WHILE. BUT I ALWAYS SAY NO TO CHOCOLATE AND NO TO RAISENS. SO LET THE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS FIGHT IT OUT. I AM AN INDEPENDENT BULLDOG AND PROUD OF IT. I WEAR THE COLORS OF RED, WHITE, AND BLUE.

NOW, ON TO GREENER STORIES, ST. PATRICKS DAY IS COMING UP ON THE 17 TH, QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY EASTER THE NEXT WEEK. SO THIS WEEK I PUT ON MY GREEN PARTY HAT AND BOW TIE. I TOLD MOM WE WOULD HAVE TO DANCE A JIG. SHE SAID FOR ME TO DREAM ON, SHE DOES NOT WANT TO DANCE WITH ME BECAUSE SHE CLAIMS I STEP ON HER TOES TOO MUCH. HA, TIS' THE OTHER WAY AROUND, SHE HAS THE BIG FEET!! BUT WHILE MOM WAS SNAPPING MY PICTURES, THE LITTLE VARMINT THAT STAYS IN HER BEDROOM, ALSO KNOWN AS COOTER THE YORKIE KEPT YAPPING. I LOOKED DOWN AND TOLD MOM HE LOOKED TO BE THE SIZE OF A LEPRECHAUN. COOTER TOOK OFFENSE TO THAT AND DEMANDED TO BE PUT UPON THE BED. SO UP CAME THE VARMINT. LOOK AT HIM GOOD FOLKS, HE IS 4 MONTHS OLD AND WEIGHS JUST 23 OUNCES. THAT IS 1 POUND AND 7 OUNCES. I HAVE EATEN STEAKS BIGGER THAN THAT. HE SCOOTED ALL OVER THE BED. UNDER ME, AROUND ME, OVER ME, HE IS A SLICK LITTLE THING. HE DEMANDED I TELL HIM WHAT A LEPRECHAUN IS OR HE WAS GOING TO BUST ME IN THE JAW. HAHAHAHA. GOTTA GIVE HIM CREDIT, HE IS NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING. I TOLD HIM A LEPRECHAUN WAS A TINY LITTLE FOREST CREATURE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO LEAD A PERSON TO A POT OF GOLD IF CAUGHT. IF THE LEPRECHAUN GETS AWAY, HE TAKES THE GOLD WITH HIM. WELL, COOTER SAID IT DID NOT SOUND LIKE A BAD NAME, SO OF ALL THINGS, HE KISSED ME ON THE NOSE. GEE WHIZ, I HOPE THIS DOES NOT BECOME A HABIT......

TILL NEXT TIME, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES,

AND

THANK GOD FOR ALL THE GOOD HE DOES,

LOVE,

WALDO MCGEE

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Where In The World Is Waldo?

I think he's gone missing! Has anyone seen a cute whitefaced bulldog that looks like this:


What you will mostly notice about him is his outgoing personality and his tongue. He has been known to chase girls, cats, dogs... well, anything that moves. You will usually notice him dragging a woman along behind him. That would be his Mom, Elizabeth who does her best to keep up.

Miss Cindy, the teacher in pants

Hey Waldo, Now That The Giants Won

Hey Waldo,

The Superbowl yesterday got me thinking about your wardrobe. Do you have a football jersey? What team do you support? Are you a Redskins fan? Gosh, do you watch football? I have a lot of questions, don't I?

You can get NFL jerseys at our sponsor's website,NFL Jerseys for your dog at JakesDogHouse.com


I think they have basketball jerseys, too. Not being particularly sports minded and having no tv, I can't keep up with all the different sports. I did enjoy the superbowl commercials online last night and this one is my favorite.




I think they should have had a bulldog instead of a dalmation though. He would have been the lead horse and not just one of the team if you had been training him.

I AM SO SO EXCITED.........

I AM SO EXCITED WONDERING WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE CONTEST, THIS IS WORSE THAN WAITING FOR SANTA TO COME ON CHRISTMAS EVE.............

TTYL,

WALDO

BABY WALDO as Sheriff

HELLO EVERYONE, GEE, SUPER BOWL SUNDAY AND WHAT AN UPSET. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE GIANTS.

WE ARE GETTING DOWN TO THE FINAL HOURS OF THE PUPPY PICTURE CONTEST. I WISH I COULD VOTE BUT THEN AGAIN, EVERYONE IS SO CUTE, I DO NOT KNOW WHO I WOULD VOTE FOR. MOM AND HER FRIENDS GAB ALL THE TIME ABOUT THE LITTLE RASCALS.

THEY SHOULD ALL BE HAPPY I AM NOT ABLE TO PUT MY BABY PICTURE IN THE CONTEST. (MOM, I AM NOT BRAGGING, WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.) I KNOW I WAS A BEAUTIFUL BABY. I STARTED OUT SO SMALL, BUT I KNEW ONE DAY I WOULD BE A BIG BOY. MOM IS SHOWING A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I WAS ABOUT 10 WEEKS OLD. I GOT 3RD PLACE IN THE PETSMART HALLOWEEN CONTEST. I WAS THE HIGH SHERRIFF. I WAS CUTE, EVEN IF I DO HAVE TO BRAG ON MYSELF. IT WAS A BIG ENTRY SO I WAS HAPPY TO WIN.

GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE. I AM WORKING ON MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN. I NOTICE THAT YOU CAN GET MY BUMPER STICKER AND MAGNETS NOW. SO GET ONE AND SHOW SUPPORT FOR ME. I WILL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. LOVE, WALDO

Waldo Chooses His Running Mate and Cabinet

I think Waldo might be getting a little ahead of the presidential debates. He has chosen his Vice President and didn't even tell me.

Here is his cabinet:

HE HAS A FIRST LADY, GRACIE,

HIS RUNNING MATE WILL BE JUSTICE

HIS TOP ADVISOR WILL BE MISS BUTTONS

TOP SECURITY COUNCIL WILL BE ZIPPER

SECRETARY OF COMMERCE WILL BE ETHEL

SECRETARY OF STATE WILL BE LUCY

Waldo, I have to tell you that I am disappointed. I thought for sure you would pick Miss Buttons to be your Vice President.

Miss Cindy

Original Photo by Mike Licht

WALDO For President

SHHHHH! DON'T TELL MOM THAT I AM ON THE COMPUTER. ALL THIS TALK ABOUT VOTING HAS MADE ME THINK...

Mr. Obama, Sir,
What exactly is your position on cheeseburgers?

MAYBE FOLKS WOULD VOTE FOR ME. IF I WAS PRESIDENT....

Waldo for President

THERE WOULD BE CHEESEBURGERS IN EVERY HOME AND A MCDONALDS ON EVERY CORNER!

UH OH, SHE'S COMING. GOTTA RUN. VOTE FOR ME!!

Tagged - 7 Things You Don't Know About Waldo

Waldo got tagged in a meme and is supposed to list 7 things that his readers don't know about him. 7 Random or Weird things. Well, Waldo didn't understand so here are the 7 Things Waldo Doesn't Know About Cindy. Stay Tuned for the Waldo List. I have explained it to him.

7 THINGS I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT CINDY

1. I DO NOT KNOW HER FAVORITE COLOR, I ASSUME IT IS BRINDLE, BECAUSE THAT IS MY COLOR

2. I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD SHE IS, BUT MOM SAYS IT IS NOT POLITE TO ASK A WOMAN HER AGE, SO I GUESS I WILL NOT FIND OUT

3. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF NIGHTCLOTHES MISS CINDY SLEEP IN, I SLEEP NAKED, MOST BULLDOGS DO, EXCEPT SOMETIMES MISS BUTTONS WEARS A NIGHTSHIRT

4. I DO NOT KNOW MISS CINDY'S FAVORITE RESTURANT, I WOULD HOPE IT WOULD BE ONE THAT SELLS CHEESEBURGERS

5. I DO NOT KNOW MISS CINDY'S WEIGHT, NOW MOM IS YELLING AT ME TELLING ME THAT IS RUDE TO ASK, GEE, THE LADIES AT THE VET PUT ME ON A SCALE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

6. I DO NOT KNOW IF MISS CINDY IS A GOOD DRIVER OR NOT, SHE HAS TO BE BETTER THAN MOM

7. I DO NOT KNOW WHY MISS CINDY DOES NOT OWN A GREAT BULLDOG LIKE ME

LOVE,

WALDO

And now....

7 THINGS ABOUT ME

BY WALDO MCGEE

1. I ACTUALLY HAVE 5 BROTHERS AND SISTERS, BUT I AM THE BEST LOOKING AND SMARTEST

2. I REALLY LIKE LAYING IN BED WITH MOM TO WATCH BOSTON LEGAL

3. I SECRETLY LIKE EDIE THE STANDARD POODLE, I THINK SHE IS CUTE

4. I KNOW JUSTICE DID NOT STEAL MY CHRISTMAS BOBO, BUT I LIKE GETTING HIM INTO TROUBLE

5. I LIKE THE COLORS RED AND BLUE, BUT CANNOT DECIDE WHICH I LIKE BETTER

6. I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE ABOUT MOM'S LOVE LIFE, BUT SHE DOES NOT HAVE ONE

7. I LIKE TO EAT SPAGHETTI TOO, EVEN IF THE NOODLES COME OUT BOTH SIDES OF MY MOUTH

LOVE,

WALDO MCGEE

HELLO EVERYONE,

I HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS EVERYONE HAPPY AND HEALTHY.

THE WEATHER HERE IS CHILLY, BUT MOM SAYS IT IS JANUARY, AND THAT IS WINTER TIME AND IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE COLD. SHE SAID SHE WISHED WE WOULD GET A BIG SNOW BECAUSE THE GROUND NEEDS IT. I REALLY WONDER ABOUT MOM, HOW COULD SHE KNOW WHAT THE GROUND NEEDS. IT IS DIRT AND IT IS A PLACE TO PLAY. ANYWAY, I LISTEN, SHAKE MY HEAD AND GO ALONG ON MY MERRY WAY.

JUSTICE IS CONTINUING TO STEAL, JUST THIS MORNING HE TOOK ONE OF MY HOOVES. HE IS SO SNEEKY, HE WAITS UNTIL I AM OUTSIDE AND THEN HE SNEEKS INTO MY BED AND TAKES STUFF. I TOLD MOM TO START SHUTTING MY DOOR. I HAVE TO TELL HER EVERYTHING. ONE NIGHT JUSTICE THOUGHT I WAS STILL OUTSIDE AND HE CAME SNEEKING IN, BUT I CAUGHT HIM. UNFORTUNATELY, I STARTLED HIM, AND WE GOT INTO A LITTLE BIT OF AN ARGUMENT. THAT GOT BOTH OF US INTO TROUBLE AND WE BOTH HAD TO GO TO BED WITH NO SNACKS. IT WAS NOT FAIR, BECAUSE HE STARTED IT.

I WAS LOOKING AT THE PUPPY CONTEST PICTURES, THERE ARE SOME CUTIES IN IT. ONE PUPPY IS A KIND I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. MOM SAYS IT IS A JAPANESE BREED OF DOG. I KNOW WHAT THE HOT DOGS ARE AND THAT THE LITTLE DOG IN THE STROLLER IS FRENCH. OF COURSE, WE KNOW WHAT THE SNACKABLE DOGS ARE. (ALL RIGHT MOM, I APOLOGIZE TO THE YORKIES FOR THAT LAST REMARK.) ALL IN ALL, I THINK WE ARE GETTING A GOOD INTERNATIONAL GROUP, WE HAVE BREEDS FROM JAPAN, GERMANY, FRANCE, AND MY HOME COUNTRY, ENGLAND. OF COURSE, WE ARE ALL NOW AMERICANS AND PROUD OF IT.

I WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE ENTRY. IT IS UP TO YOU THE READERS TO DECIDE WHO WINS. YOU CAN GET ALL OF YOUR EMAIL PALS TO VOTE ALSO, BUT REMIND THEM THAT THE SUBSCRIPTION TO MY BLOG IS FREE, ENTRIES ARE FREE AND VOTING IS FREE. GEE, MOM, SHOULD I BE GETTING MONEY FOR CHEESEBURGERS FROM THIS BLOG???? OKAY MOM, DON'T YELL "NO" SO LOUD. I AM SITTING RIGHT HERE AND I JUST ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION.

IT IS SATURDAY, I HAVE A LOT PLANNED FOR TODAY. I HAVE TO PLAY, THEN EAT LUNCH, THEN PICK ON SOMEBODY.

I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO NAP WITH MOM LATER TODAY. IT IS NOT BAD, I GET ENTERTAINED. SHE HAS A PLAYPEN NEXT TO HER BED WITH A BABY YORKIE IN IT. HIS NAME IS COOTER, HE IS 3 MONTHS OLD TODAY AND JUST BARELY WEIGHS 14 OUNCES. HE IS SO TINY. I SCOOT OVER TO THE EDGE OF THE BED AND HANG MY HEAD DOWN AND WATCH HIM. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE LITTLE RASCAL ACTUALLY CAN BARK AT ME. HAHA, I GUESS HE THINKS HE IS SCARING ME. HAHA.

TALK TO YOU LATER, OH, I GIVE FREE ADVICE. IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS, YOU CAN WRITE ME HERE AT MY BLOG AND I WILL ANSWER THEM. IF THE QUESTION IS TOO HARD, I WILL ASK MISS BUTTONS, SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

TILL NEXT TIME,

LOVE,

WALDO

WALDO WISHES GREG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

GREG AND ONE OF HIS RETRIEVERS, GUNNER.

HEY MOM, DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING????

I DON'T THINK SO WALDO, WHAT DO YOU THINK I FORGOT??

JANUARY 24 TH IS SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY, DO YOU KNOW WHO?

OH YES, YOU'RE RIGHT WALDO, IT'S GREG'S BIRTHDAY!

WE SHOULD WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON MY BLOG!!

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA WALDO, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL THE FOLKS OUT THERE WHO GREG IS. YOU WANT TO TELL THEM OR DO YOU WANT ME TO?

I WANT TO DO IT, I WANT TO DO IT, PLEASE MOM, LET ME, LET ME, PLEASE...

ALL RIGHT WALDO, TAKE IT AWAY.

WELL, GREG IS MOM'S BROTHER. HE IS A LOT OLDER THAN HER, MARRIED TO SUSAN AND THEY LIVE IN MOUNT SIDNEY VA, THAT'S IN AUGUSTA COUNTY. A LOT OF PEOPLE PROBLAY HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THAT GREG AND MOM ARE LITTERMATES.

MISS BUTTONS HERE, WALDO, PEOPLE ARE NOT LITTERMATES. THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER. AND YOU SHOULD NOT SAY HE IS A LOT OLDER THAN HER. THAT'S NOT NICE.

JUSTICE HERE, WHY DO PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER. I HAVE HEARD PEOPLE SAY THEY LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER. THEY BOTH LOVE BOSTON LEGAL. THEY BOTH LOVE TO DRIVE FAST. THEY BOTH....

ALL RIGHT BUTTONS AND JUSTICE!!!! LET ME DO THIS. WELL, HE IS NEAT AND ORGANIZIED. HE HAS RETRIEVERS, THOSE ARE DOGS THAT REALLY WORK. NONE OF HIS DOGS ARE FAT AND LAZY LIKE US.

BUTTONS, UMM, EXCUSE ME WALDO, I AM NOT FAT OR LAZY. I AM PLEASILY PLUMP AND RETIRED. I DO NOT HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE. JUST GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT WALDO.

BUTTONS, QUIT BUTTING IN. GEE, MOM, MAKE HER STOP.

AS I WAS SAYING HE HAS RETRIEVERS BUT LONG BEFORE HE GOT INTERESTED IN THEM, PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW THAT HE HAD BULLDOGS. HE EVEN RAISED A LITTER OF 9 ONE TIME. AND HE REALLY WANTS A BULLDOG NOW. HE REALLY HAS FUN PLAYING WITH ME WHEN I GO VISIT HIM WITH MOM.

JUSTICE--HOW COME YOU ALWAYS GET TO GO WALDO??

BECAUSE I KNOW THE WAY. SOMEONE HAS TO SHOW MOM. I TOOK A NAP LAST TIME AND SHE GOT LOST.

WALDO, WE WERE NOT LOST, I JUST TOOK THE LONGER WAY AROUND WALTON'S MOUNTAIN.

OKAY,MOM. WHATEVER YOU SAY. NOW, ALL OF YOU BE QUIET, THIS IS IMPORTANT. WE HAVE TO WISH GREG A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. OKAY, EVERYBODY BARK ON THE COUNT OF THREE.

HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREG
WE HOPE YOU HAVE MANY MORE,
LOVE, WALDO, BUTTONS, ZIPPER, JUSTICE
AND THE REST OF THE GANG.

UMM WALDO,

YEA MOM,

YOU DID NOT PUT MY NAME ON IT.

OH, SORRY MOM,

UNCLE GREG,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR SISTER,
ELIZABETH (MY MOM)

THANK YOU WALDO.

GREG,
YOU ARE A GREAT BROTHER,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I LOVE YOU,
ELIZABETH

Waldo's Response to Famous Bulldogs

Dear Cindy,

Thank for writing. I went to the baby bulldog site. It is a big site but my goodness, he is getting old. I think he started his site in 2003. I have only just begun.

I think I better tell you a little about some of my kennel mates. Well, since I do not live in a kennel, I guess I should say housemates. Uncle Greg thought we might move out of the house but he has, I think, finally realized that mom is not putting us out. Okay, so she does not have a dining room. She needs to diet anyway and it is not necessary to cook and serve food for anyone else except us. We have not totally hogged the whole house either. We have that silly bird. And we have Shih Tzu and yorkies in here too. And then there is Edie. We let mom have a bedroom and a private bathroom. She and zipper share the office. Well, that is enough about the house. Let's get down to brass tacks. Since I am only a year and half old, I guess maybe I should let miss buttons tell a little bit about us too. Zipper might even chime in with a story or two. We will not cover everything in this letter because we do not have all night. Mom says we have to get beauty rest. She is the one that really needs it; we bullies are all so pretty or handsome.

WALDO HAS QUESTIONS

HEY MOM

YES WALDO?

MOM, MOM, HEY MOM!!!

YES WALDO, I HEARD YOU AND ANSWERED YOU, WHAT IS WRONG??

HAVE YOU CHECKED MY BLOG LATELY???

YES, IT IS GROWING, THERE IS EVEN STUFF WITH YOUR PICTURE ON IT.

BUT MOM, DID YOU SEE WHAT JUSTICE SAID??? HE WANTS MY CHEESEBURGERS, THAT IS NOT FAIR, ARE YOU GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN, WELL MOM, ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER ME???

WALDO, CALM DOWN, TAKE IT EASY,

BUT MOM, YOU KNOW SISSY GOODY TWO SHOES JUSTICE STEALS ALL THE TIME. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BED, HE HAS ALL HIS TOYS, AND ETHEL'S TOYS, AND HE PROBLAY HAS SOME OF MY TOYS TOO. NOW HE WANTS MY CHEESEBURGERS, IT IS NOT FAIR.

WALDO, HE IS NOT GOING TO TAKE YOUR CHEESEBURGERS. I KNOW HE STEALS. ETHEL KNOWS HE STEALS HER STUFF BUT SHE IS HIS SISTER, SO SHE LETS HIM GET BY WITH IT. AS FOR YOUR STUFF, ARE YOU MISSING SOMETHING????

I AM NOT SURE MOM, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BONES AND STUFFIES I AM SUPPOSE TO HAVE??

WALDO, IF YOU DO NOT KNOW IF YOU ARE MISSING ANYTHING OR NOT, THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF.

OKAY, OKAY, I AM MISSING MY CHRISTMAS BOBO MOM, I BET JUSTY TOOK IT.

I THINK YOU LEFT THAT IN THE CAR WHEN WE WENT TO YOU UNCLE GREGS ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

WHERE IS MY SQEEKY MOTORCYCLE I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS??

PROBLAY IN THE LIVING ROOM WALDO.

WHAT ABOUT..........

WALDO, IT IS LATE, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO BED. I WILL LOOK AT JUSTICE'S STUFF TOMORROW. BUT I THINK MOST OF YOUR STUFF YOU MAY BE MISSING IS BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KEEP UP WITH IT.

WHAT ABOUT CHEESEBURGERS MOM????? IS MY CONTEST GOING WELL??? DO I NEED TO GO TO WENDY'S TO TRY THEIR NEW DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER??? WHAT ABOUT DAIRY QUEEN???

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE PLACES WALDO???

MISS BUTTONS, SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING. SHE SAID THERE ARE LOTS OF CHEESEBURGER PLACES OUT THERE. SHE SAID WHEN SHE TRAVELED TO ALL THE SHOWS, YOU EVEN HAD ROOM SERVICE BRING HER FOOD TO THE ROOM. I CAN NEVER GET ANYONE ON THE PHONE WHEN I TRY TO USE IT.

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A GROUP MEETING WALDO. WHEN WERE YOU TRYING TO USE THE PHONE????

MOM, IT IS TIME FOR BED. NIGHTY NIGHT MOM, I LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS. OKAY MOM, NIGHTY NIGHT.

NIGHTY NIGHT WALDO. OH WALDO, WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW. OKAY??? I LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS TOO.

SORRY MOM, BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I AM ASLEEP.

YOU ARE PLAYING POSSOM SIR WALDO, BUT THAT IS ALLRIGHT. LOVE, MOM

Waldo's Cheeseburger Poll

Angus Third Pounder,
originally uploaded by Slice.

I had a little talk with Miss Edie while she was here. She told me that Waldo is curious whether there are better hamburgers than McDonalds. So Waldo is on a mission to find the BEST CHEESEBURGER in the world.

You can help Waldo by voting in his poll at the right. Don't worry if you pick Other, you can leave a comment to tell him which burgers you think are the best.

If you found this post HOWLINGLY good, vote for it below!

Waldo plans on being the worlds biggest cheeseburger critic!

Conversation with Waldo

I WAS TRYING TO GET EVERYONE IN BED EARLIER TONIGHT. I COULD TELL WALDO WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING.

WALDO, WHAT IS BOTHERING YOU??

MOM, I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT, WELL, MOM, YOU ARE WORRYING ALL OF US.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT WALDO??

UMMM, MOM DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TODAY?

PRETTY MUCH.

WELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SHAGGY POODLE, EDIE?? YOU LEFT WITH HER THIS MORNING. I HEARD YOU TELL BUTTONS THAT SHE WOULD GO WITH YOU TO PICK HER UP. THEN, THIS AFTERNOON, YOU WERE DOING ALL KINDS OF STUFF. YOU WERE REALLY WORRIED OVER THE YORKIES AND YOU WORKED WITH THEM A LOT. THEN SUPPER CAME AND WENT. AND NOW WE ARE GETTING READY FOR BED AND YOU HAVE NOT MENTIONED EDIE. SHE IS NOT HERE MOM.

I KNOW WALDO, SHE IS HAVING A SLEEPOVER WITH MISS CINDY. I DID NOT THINK THAT WOULD BOTHER ANY OF YOU BULLDOGS. ALL OF YOU MAKE FUN OF EDIE. YOU TELL HER SHE IS TOO TALL, NO WRINKLES, AND SHE IS DITZY.

BUT MOM.....

NO WALDO, YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE REST AT MAKING FUN OF HER.

WE KINDA OF MISS HER. SHE WAS OUR OWN PERSONAL CLOWN. REMEMBER WHEN SHE GOT UP ON THE BENCH AND LOOKED IN THE WINDOW AT YOU. AND, AND, YOU KNOW HOW SHE HANGS OVER THE KITCHEN DOOR LOOKING AT YOU???

YEA, I KNOW.

WELL, HER CHRISTMAS TOYS ARE HERE. ISN'T SHE GOING TO MISS THOSE??? AND WE REALLY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING BY SAYING THOSE THINGS TO HER. SHE TELLS US WE ARE FAT, AND MAKE A LOT OF STINKIES.

IS SHE GOING TO COME HOME MOM???

YES, SHE IS. MISS CINDY IS GOING TO LET US KNOW. I GOT TO MEET SOME OF MISS CINDY'S KIDS TODAY. SO EDIE IS PROBLAY FOOLING WITH THEM ALSO. THEY TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES OF EDIE WHEN SHE GOT THERE.

I DIDN'T KNOW MISS CINDY HAD KIDS. WHAT ABOUT KAYLEE??? IS SHE GOING TO BE UPSET WITH EDIE BARGING INTO HER HOME??

WALDO, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALLRIGHT. YOU REALLY NEED TO GET TO BED.

OKAY MOM. UMM MOM, ONE MORE THING, IS TOMORROW CHEESEBURGER FRIDAY???

YES, WALDO.

CAN I HAVE HER EDIE'S CHEESEBURGER????

NO, YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE CHEESEBURGER CRAZY. NOW GET TO BED BEFORE YOU TURN INTO A CHEESEBURGER.

OH MOM, YOU ARE SO SILLY. BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU.

I LOVE ALL OF YOU TOO WALDO.

EVEN EDIE MOM???

YES, I THINK I MISS HER MORE THAN I THOUGHT I EVER WOULD WALDO, NOW SWEET DREAMS.

NIGHTY NIGHT MOM.

NIGHTY NIGHT WALDO.

Merry Christmas From Waldo & Friends

FROM ELIZABETH MCGEE MACBETH KENNELS

HELLO EVERYONE,

Our Little Santa, who went home with his new mom on Sunday

IT HAS BEEN QUITE A YEAR
THE DOGS AND THE CATS
AND THE PARROT AND ME
WE ALL PACKED UP IN MAY
AND MOVED TO PAMPLIN IN JUNE
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW NOT
WHERE THAT IS
IT IS IN THE COUNTRY
CLOSE TO APPOMATTOX
WHERE LEE SURRENDERED TO GRANT
WE HAVE HAD HAPPY MOMENTS
AND SOME VERY SAD TIMES
BUT WE ARE NOT GOING TO DWELL
ON THE SAD
WE WILL BE FOREVER UNPACKING

WALDO SAYS IT IS NO USE
I JUST GET MORE STUFF OUT OF BOXES
AND IT JUST CLUTTERS UP HIS SPACE

WHAT SPACE IS YOURS I ASK

OH MOM, YOU ARE SO SILLY, HE RESPONDS
YOU KNOW, THE BEDROOM,
THE LIVING ROOM,
THE DINING ROOM,
THE KITCHEN,
THE BATHROOM

DO I HAVE ANY SPACE HERE WALDO?

SURE MOM, I ALLOW YOU TO ROAM ABOUT
YOU GET TO WASH THE DISHES
AND CLOTHES
YOU GET TO CLEAN UP THE POOPIE MESSES
YOU GET TO DRIVE THE CAR
YOU GET TO PAY THE BILLS
ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU CLEAN THE HOUSE
WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT MOM??

OH, I DON'T KNOW WALDO
PERHAPS A NAP HERE AND THERE
WATCH TEEVEE IN PEACE
READ A BOOK

GEE MOM, YOU ARE SO SILLY
I WILL NAP WITH YOU
I WILL WATCH TEE VEE WITH YOU
YOU KNOW I CANNOT READ
BUT YOU CAN READ TO US ANIMALS

WELL WALDO, WE ARE WAY OFF TRACK
THIS IS A CHRISTMAS LETTER
TO OUR FRIENDS

OKAY MOM, TELL OUR FRIENDS
WE WANT TOYS CHEW BONES,
AND MCDONALD'S MONEY

WALDO, WE ARE NOT ASKING FOR THINGS

WELL MOM, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY

I DO NOT KNOW WALDO,
MAYBE I SHOULD WAKE UP
MISS BUTTONS OR ETHEL

NO MOM, WE CAN HANDLE IT
WE COULD ASK JUSTICE
BUT HE WANTS SQUEEKIES

WALDO, QUIT ASKING FOR STUFF
WE WANT TO TELL PEOPLE
HOW WE ARE HOW THANKFUL
WE GOT MOVED
HOW GOD HAS BLESSED US
IN OUR NEW HOME
HOW GOD HAS GIVEN US NEW FRIENDS
AND KEPT US IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS
HOW WE ARE BLESSED
TO HAVE NEW MEMBERS OF OUR PET FAMILY

MOM, DO WE HAVE TO MENTION THE LITTLE DOGS

YES WALDO, WE DO

EVEN THE PAPILLONS
AND THE YORKIES
AND THOSE SILLY FLUFFY SHIH TZU

YES WALDO,
AND WE ARE THANKFUL
WE HAVE AUTUMN THE CHESSIE
AND EDIE THE POODLE

WELL MOM, I KNOW WHAT TO SAY

WALDO, DO NOT ASK FOR ANYTHING

I KNOW MOM,
GEE, YOU KEEP REPEATING YOURSELF

OKAY WALDO, YOU TAKE IT FROM HERE

ALL RIGHT MOM,
NOW YOU ARE THINKING
LISTEN UP EVERYBODY
WE LOVE ALL OF YOU
WE WANT YOU TO BE BLESSED IN 2008
WE WANT YOU TO BE SAFE AND WARM
AND PRAY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT
WHAT WE HAVE
WE WANT YOU TO HAVE PEACE AND JOY
WE WANT TO PRAY FOR OUR SERVICE MEN OVERSEAS
WE WANT TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
AND WE WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

THAT WAS GOOD WALDO.

THANKS MOM. OH MOM, CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING

YES WALDO YOU MAY

CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A CHEESEBURGER

WALDO, I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK FOR ANYTHING

CAN'T BLAME A BOY FOR TRYING MOM.

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE, GOOD NIGHT WALDO,

GOOD NIGHT MOM.

LOVE, ELIZABETH, WALDO, MISS BUTTONS, ZIPPER, LUCY, ETHEL, JUSTICE, AUTUMN, EDIE, ANGIE, LITTLE MAN, BUCKWHEAT THE BIRD, THE SHIH TZU AND THE YORKIES TOO

(DID WE HAVE TO MENTION THE YORKIES MOM?

YES WALDO, NOW GOODNIGHT)

From poor Devin with her 5 pups.

From The Grand Madam Zipper and her son Justice

From Waldo (discovering cows)

and PIGS

From the Shih Tzu pups

From Simone and Grey Girl Checking out the new grounds

From Miss Buttons entertaining the day care class

Emily, gone but never forgotten

And from Waldo

Merry Christmas

Santa Patrol, Bulldog Style

ETHEL, BUTTONS, JUSTICE

ETHEL SAYS TO BUTTONS, "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT"

BUTTONS ANSWERS, "HE DOES NOT COME IN THE DAYLIGHT"

WALDO AND JUSTICE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY CHANCES, THEY ARE ALERT AND READY TO GRAB A REINDEER

Meet Waldo

I AM WALDO.

DESPITE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY, THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME, WALDO, NOT THE SUN.

THIS BLOG IS ABOUT ME AND MAYBE I WILL ALLOW SOME OF MY FRIENDS TO SHARE IT TOO BUT JUST REMEMBER, THIS IS WALDO'S BLOG.

MY MOM, ELIZABETH, SAYS "Waldo is my spoiled rotten baby!" AND I ASK, SPOILED? WAS THE KING OF ENGLAND SPOILED?