HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIMBA

TODAY IS OCTOBER 31, 2009.  NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE PROBLAY THINK,   "OH, IT HALLOWEEN AND NOTHING ELSE SPECIAL."   WRONG!!!!  TODAY IS ZIMBA HURLEY'S 3 RD BIRTHDAY.  THAT IS RIGHT, THE CUTE LITTLE SHIH TZU IN THE PICTURES AT TOP IS ZIMBA.  I WAS ABOUT 10 WEEKS OLD WHEN HE WAS BORN.  SO THAT MAKES US THE SAME AGE IN YEARS.   I WATCHED HIM GROW INTO A FAT PLUMP PUPPY AND GO HOME WITH HIS DADDY WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 8 WEEKS OLD.  HE DAD BROUGHT MOM GIFTS,  WHICH I THOUGHT WAS STRANGE SINCE I HAD BEEN THE ONE TO COACH ZIMBA ON HOW TO BE ADORABLE. THE MAIN THING  I WANT PEOPLE TO REALIZE THAT TODAY IS JUST NOT ABOUT GHOSTS AND GOBLINS.  TODAY IS A CELEBRATION OF LIFE AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW IT THAN TO SHOW THIS GUY'S PICTURE.  ZIMBA LIVES IN ROANOKE WITH HIS OWNER, PAUL HURLEY.  HE IS TOTALLY SPOILED ROTTEN.  SOMETIMES, I THINK HE IS MORE SPOILED THAN ME.  WHICH THAT REMINDS ME TO TALK TO MOM ABOUT THE LACK OF CHEESEBURGERS LATELY.

 

MOM HAS SO BUSY GETTING READY TO BE IN A LOCAL PLAY.  SHE IS PLAYING THE PART OF A HATEFUL SNOBBY WOMAN MARRIED TO A FEDERAL COURT JUDGE.  THE PLAY IS CALLED COCKTAILS WITH MIMI.  IT WAS WRITTEN BY SOME FANCY PLAYWRIGHT NAMED MARY CHASE.  MOM'S NAME IS EUDORRA CALTHORPE IN IT.  SOME COMEDY PLAY, BUT I WILL NOT GET TO SEE IT BECAUSE THE LOCAL PLAYHOUSE DOES NOT ALLOW BULLDOGS.  HOW RUDE.  WE HAD OUR MONEY READY TO PAY.  I WAS GOING TO DRIVE AND MISS BUTTONS SAID SHE KNEW THE WAY. MISS BUTTONS HAS BEEN GIVING MOM LESSONS ON HOW TO BE SUPER SNOBBY.  GEE, WHEN THEY ARE ACTING TOGETHER, THEY LOOK PRETTY RUFF.  MOM CANNOT GET ANYONE TO VIDEO TAPE IT EITHER. (NOT ALLOWED)  SO SHE BETTER COME HOME WITH SOME GOOD STILL PICTURES.  FUNNY, MOM IS ALWAYS BRAGGING THAT SHE HAS NO NATURAL GRAY HAIR AND SHE HAS TO WEAR A GRAY WIG.  HAHAHAHA.  WE ALL THINK THAT IS FUNNY.  WE THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING IT ON BUT THEN SHE SAID WE BETTER NOT.  IT IS THE 3 RD WIG SHE HAS GOTTEN AND THIS ONE IS FINALLY RIGHT. HEY, THAT MEANS THERE ARE 2 WIGS WE CAN PLAY WITH,  WAIT UNTIL I TELL THE GANG ABOUT THIS.  THE PLAY OPENS NEXT WEEK NOVEMBER 7, 2009 AND RUNS FOR 3 WEEKENDS.

 

I AM SORRY I HAVE BEEN SO BAD ABOUT NOT BLOGGING.  EVER SINCE, BABY LIBERTY ROSE LEARNED HOW TO USE THE COMPUTER, SHE HAS BEEN PLAYING GAMES ON IT.  GEE, GIRLS.  I HAVE REPEATLY TOLD MOM I NEED MY OWN RED LAPTOP.  MAYBE THIS CHRISTMAS.

 

GOTTA GET GOING.  BE SURE TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US AND THE LOVE HE CONSTANTLY BESTOWS UPON US.  GLORY TO GOD.

 

AGAIN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIMBA!!

 

LOVE AND BLESSINGS TO ALL,

SIR WALDO, MOM ELIZABETH AND THE REST OF THE GANG.

WALDO IS MAD AT MOM

WALDO--"Mom, I cannot believe you did that dirty trick to me on my Birthday!  It was a low blow.  I am not going to let you get by with doing stuff like this to me.  I am getting Miss Buttons, our private Bulldog attorney to write you a letter and demand damages.  Do you hear me Mom?  I mean it, I am paw stopping mad.  You had to no right to show the world my baby pictures."

 

MOM--"Waldo, get a grip on your temper.  There is no reason to be this upset.  People love the picture.  Lots of people have written saying how adorable it is."

 

WALDO--"But Mom, I am a hot babe with the girls.  How will I live this down?  All the other boys will make fun of me.  The girls will all clamor to Sir Justice.  It is just not fair Mom.  You did not put his baby picture up on my blog.  Oh yes, Mom, remember, it is MY BLOG.  It is not yours.  I am just so mad, I am going to my room and play with teddy bear."

 

MOM--"Waldo, did you just say you are going to play with your teddy bear?"

 

WALDO--"Don't go there Mom, he is a devoted little bear.  Unlike you."

 

MOM--"Waldo, let's sit down and talk about this, please?  I have some beggin' strips and meaty bones."

 

WALDO--"No, I am not talking to you."

 

MOM--"Why don't you go take a nap with Mr. Bear and when you get up, we can discuss it."

 

WALDO--"Fine, but I am not getting over this easily.  You are not going to buy me off with a few cookies.  Come on Mr. Bear, let's just go get into Mom's big bed.  I dare her to say no."

 

MOM--"That is fine Waldo, you can get into my bed."

 

WALDO--" I am calling Miss buttons too, on your phone!!!!"

 

MOM--"Okay Waldo."

 

MOM--" Now that he is sleeping, what am I going to do......................he is really mad............."

 

to be continued

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALDO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALDO

 

 

HE  IS 3 YEARS OLD TODAY

 

AUGUST 10, 2006

 

IS HIS BITHDATE

 

PICTURES WILL BE UP LATER THIS WEEK OF HIS PARTY

 

HE WANTS:

 

 A CHEESEBURGER FOR EACH YEAR

 

  3 WEEK LONG  PARTY

 

A RED LAPTOP

 

A RED CONVERTIBLE

 

AND TONS OF NEW CHEWIES

 

(PLEASE DO NOT TELL WALDO THAT I AM POSTING

 

ONE OF HIS BABY PICTURES)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS BUTTONS 7-2-09

MISS BUTTONS IS

 

10 YEARS YOUNG TODAY

 

WOW, THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THE WAY SHE PRANCES AROUND. SHE DEMANDS ATTENTION ALL OF THE TIME.  BUT SHE SAYS SHE EARNED IT.

 

THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF MISS BUTTONS STORIES. 

 

SHE REPRESENTED THE ARMED FORCES OF ROANOKE VA. 

 

SHE WAS A RUN WAY FASHION MODEL FOR THE RESCUE MISSION BENEFIT DINNER  IN ROANOKE, VA.

 

SHE GOES OUT AT CHRISTMAS TIME AND HELPS MOM COLLECT MONEY FOR THE SALVATION ARMY. 

 

SHE HAS VISITED SEVERAL NURSING HOMES. WHERE SHE HAS APPEARED AS A CHRISTMAS ELF, AN EASTER BUNNY, A ST. PATRICK'S DAY SHAMROCK, A    4 TH OF JULY CELEBRATION QUEEN, AND JUST AS A WELL DRESSED BULLDOG.

 

SHE WAS MAID OF HONOR FOR GYSPY THE RED CHIHUAHUA. GYSPY HAS A HUGE WEB SITE AND IS WORLD WIDE FAMOUS.  (SHE WAS ALSO IN A BIKINI ON THIS WEB SITE-  HUBBA HUBBA)

 

SHE DATED THE NUMBER 1 BULLDOG IN THE COUNTRY-CHAMMPION ROCK MY WORLD.  SHE ALSO HAD A LONG DISTANCE BOYFRIEND WHO WAS A CHAMPION BLACK STANDARD POODLE.  SHE AND HIM WROTE BACK AND FORTH A LOT.  HIS NAME WAS ROCKY BALBOA, HE PASSED AWAY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.  THEN SHE USED TO HAVE ANOTHER BOYFRIEND WHO WAS A JACK RUSSELL NAMED CHESTER WHO RODE HARLEYS.   BUTTONS WOULD NOT GET ON ONE OF THOSE WITH HIM.  CHESTER IS NOW GONE TOO.  MISS BUTTONS SAYS SHE HAS JUST NOT FOUND ANOTHER HERO YET.

 

BUTTONS NEVER HAD ANY CHILDREN SO SHE WATCHES US YOUNGER  KIDS.  SHE SAYS I AM JUST SO WILD, I NEED TO CALM DOWN.  BUT I KNOW DEEP DOWN SHE THINKS I AM CUTE.  SHE DOES SHOW SOME  FAVORS TO SIR JUSTICE BECAUSE HE MARCHES AROUND THE RING LIKE A TOY SOLDIER.  SHE WATCHES THE BABY A LOT AND THINKS SHE HAS POTENTIAL.

 

SHE WENT TO MANY DOG SHOWS AND WON LOTS OF AWARDS.  MOM HAS PICTURES AND RIBBONS GALORE FOR HER. 

 

WHEN WE MOVED HERE, SHE HAD 4 BIG BOXES OF COSTUMES AND CLOTHING AND A SPECIAL BOX FOR HER ACCESSORIES, INCLUDING JEWELRY.

 

SHE AND MOM ARE SUPER CLOSE AND SHE RULES MOM.  FOR INSTANCE, EVERYONE HAS BEEN ON A DIET AROUND HERE EXCEPT US BOYS AND THE BABY.  WELL, MISS BUTTONS GOT UP THIS MORNING AND JUST PUT HER PAW DOWN AND SAID NO DIETING TODAY.  SHE SENT MOM TO THE STORE FOR A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY  BUFFET FOR US BULLIES.  WE GOT PEPPERONI ROLLS, FRIED CHICKEN (NO BONES), DONUTS, AND OUR FAVORITE DOG COOKIES--T-BONES. 

 

MOM HAS A BIG OIL PAINTING OF HER IN THE LIVING ROOM.  I TOLD MOM I SHOULD HAVE MY PICTURE UP THERE BUT SHE SAID NO.  A SPECIAL FRIEND WHO OWNED BUTTON'S SISTER--MADDIE, HAD THAT PICTURE PAINTED FOR HER AND IT WOULD STAY THERE.

 

GRANDMA HAD UNCLE GREG AND AUNT SUSAN GO BUY MISS BUTTONS FOR MOM AS A SPECIAL GIFT.  THEY GOT HER WHEN SHE WAS 8 WEEKS OLD.  A NURSE AT THE NURSING HOME CAME INTO GRANDMA'S ROOM AND EXCLAIMED, "WELL, SHE IS AS CUTE AS A BUTTON".  THE NAME STUCK, BUT SHE IS  MISS BUTTONS TO US YOUNGER BULLIES.

 

THE REST OF HER NAME ENDS WITH "IN APRIL", ACTUALLY ALL OF US BULLDOGS HERE HAS "IN APRIL" IN OUR REGISTERED NAME.  IT IS IN HONOR OF MOM'S LATE GOD CHILD, APRIL.  SHE WENT WITH MOM AND AUNT SHERRY TO THE BULLDOG SPECIALITIES IN NEW YORK IN FEB OF 1999.  UNFORTUNATELY, SHE WAS KILLED IN AN AUTO ACCIDENT IN MARCH OF THAT YEAR.  MOM SAID IF APRIL HAD LIVED, SHE WOULD HAVE PROBLAY BEEN SHOWING US BULLIES AND WORKING WITH MOM IN BREEDING US.  APRIL LOVED BULLDOGS.  THE ONLY BULLDOG WHO ACTUALLY MET APRIL IS MISS ZIPPER. (AND SHE WILL BE 11 IN OCTOBER.)

 

THE PICTURE ABOVE SHOWS MISS BUTTONS ON HER LOUNGER.  WE BOUGHT THAT AT A DOG SHOW FOR HER IN MAY.  SHE IS PICKY ABOUT WHO SITS ON IT.  SOMETIMES SOME OF GET ON IT BUT IF SHE CATCHES US, WE HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY GET OFF.

 

WELL FOLKS, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO PARTYING WITH THE GANG.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS BUTTONS AND MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE.

 

HAPPY 4 TH OF JULY TO EVERYONE.

 

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US. AND ESPECIALLY FOR ALLOWING  US TO LIVE FREE IN SUCH A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY.

 

MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA AND YOU,

 

TILL NEXT TIME,

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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FATHER'S DAY 2009

HELLO EVERYONE

 

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL

 

EVERYONE BE NICE TO OLD DAD THIS YEAR.  YEAH, HE PROBLAY TOOK AWAY YOUR CAR KEYS AT ONE POINT.  PROBLAY EMBARRASSED YOU SOME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.  BUT HE IS STILL YOUR DAD.  YOU ONLY HAVE ONE AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET DISGUSTED WITH HIM, HE IS STILL YOURS.  MOM AND I DO NOT HAVE EITHER OF OURS NOW.  MOM GETS TEARY EYED JUST THINKING ABOUT HER DAD AND MY DAD, WILLEY.  SHE GOT OUT SOME PICTURES THE OTHER DAY OF MY DAD.  HE DID NOT LOOK MUCH LIKE ME.  MOM SAID HE WAS A WHOLE LOT MORE GENTLE THAN ME.  SHE SAID I ACT MORE LIKE MY WILD MOMMIE.  SHE SAID WILLEY WAS ALWAYS A GENTLEMAN. 

 

IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WROTE.  WE HAVE BEEN BUSY AROUND HERE.  WE WENT TO DOG SHOWS.  MIKE, TANIA, AND HEATHER WENT WITH US THE FIRST WEEK.  GUESS WE FREAKED OUT MIKE AND HEATHER,  ONLY TANIA SHOWED UP THE SECOND WEEK.  WE WERE ON THE ROAD EACH MORNING BY 5:30 TO 6:00 AM TO SHOW AT 8:00 AM.  WE TOOK MIKE AND TANIA'S FRENCHIE AND PUG THE FIRST WEEK, ALONG WITH JUSTICE AND BABY LIBERTY.  MOM THINKS THE PUG WOULD HAVE WON A LOT BUT THEY GOT JUDGING THE BULLDOGS AND PUGS AT THE SAME TIME.  SINCE THE MAJORITY RULES AROUND HERE,  BULLDOGS GOT SHOWN.  THE FRENCHIE SHOWED AFTER THE BULLDOGS SO THAT WAS NO PROBLEM.

 

I WAS FIRST IN THE RING AT THE FIRST SHOW.  WE HAD A NICE JUDGE AND THE SHOW WAS OUTSIDE.  I EASILY TOOK MY CLASS.  (DID YOU THINK I WOULD NOT???)  THEN JUSTICE WENT IN AND HE WON HIS.  MIKE TOOK ME INTO THE FINALS WHILE MOM STUCK WITH PRETTY BOY JUSTICE.  OKAY HE BEAT ME.  I AM SURE HE MADE EYES AT THE JUDGE.  THEN BABY LIBERTY WENT INTO THE RING.  HER FIRST TIME AT 6 MONTHS SHOWING, SHE DID GOOD AND GOT HER PUPPY CLASS, THEN IN THE FINALS, SHE STARTED TWIRLING AROUND IN MID AIR, LIKE A BALLERINA.   PLEASE, I TAUGHT HER BETTER THAN THAT.  BUT EVERYONE LAUGHED AND COMMENTED ON HOW CUTE SHE WAS. YEA, YEA, YEA, SHE HAD TO CARRY HER CATERILLAR TO THE RINGSIDE WITH US.  THEN HEATHER HELD HER SO SHE WOULD NOT FREAK OUT.  OLD JUSTICE ACTED REAL STUCK UP.  I WANTED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. I WANTED TO WRESTLE WITH SOME OF THOSE BIG DOGS.  I THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE TO JUMP UP AND GRAB SOME LITTLE FLUFF BALLS.  ALL DAY, I HEARD, WALDO- NO, WALDO- BEHAVE, WALDO- I MEAN IT.  GEE, I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE SOCIAL.  LATER, THE FRENCHIE- CEASAR WENT INTO THE SHOW RING, HE HAS DONE IT LOTS OF TIMES, SO HE WAS A PERFECT SHOWMAN AND GOT FIRST ALSO.  WE BROUGHT HOME LOTS OF BLUE RIBBONS.  MISS BUTTONS WAS IMPRESSED BUT THEN SHE SAID TO ME, WALDO-GO TO SLEEP.    EVERYONE IS ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.

 

THE SECOND SHOW, I WAS FIRST IN THE RING AGAIN.  IT WAS A MAN JUDGE.  HE LOOKED BIG AND I REALLY THOUGHT HE WANTED TO PLAY.  OKAY, I DID NOT LIKE THE RAMP THAT MORNING, AND MAYBE I DID MIS BEHAVE A LITTLE.  I HEARD HIM TELL MOM, "HE'S WIDE OPEN".  I THOUGHT THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT BUT MOM SAID LATER THAT THE REMARK MEANT I WAS NOT REALLY BEHAVING AND ACTING A LITTLE TOO WILD.  GEE, WHEN IS EVERYONE GOING TO LEARN THESE ARE DOG SHOWS, AND I LIKE TO PUT ON A SHOW.  THEN SISSY BOY JUSTICE BEAT ME AGAIN IN THE FINALS.  OH, HE JUST THINKS HE IS SO SMART AND DEBONAIR.  HE MARCHES AROUND LIKE A LITTLE TOY SOLDIER.  MOM SHOWED HIM IN THE FINALS, TANIA SHOWED ME.  I THINK SHE AND I WERE A GOOD TEAM.  I PROBLAY SHOULD HAVE BEHAVED A LITTLE BETTER FOR HER, I GUESS. THEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE LITTLE BABY LIBERTY TO SHOW.  THIS WEEK, THE BALLERINA STUFF WAS OUT, OUT, OUT.  BUT SHE DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE THE RING.  THEY WERE BRINGING IN THE BIG BULLDOGS TO BE JUDGED AND THERE SHE WAS ON HER HIND LEGS, TAKING THE LEAD IN HER MOUTH AND REFUSING TO WALK.  OH, THE JUDGE THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE AND TOLD MOM THE BABY MUST REALLY LIKE SHOWING.  AND SHE HAD STOOD ON THE RAMP CORRECTLY TOO.  OBVIOUSLY, MISS BUTTONS IS GIVING HER LESSONS ON THE SIDE.  MOM AND TANIA HAD A CRATE AT RINGSIDE SO GUESS WHERE THEY PUT ME?  YEP, IN THE CRATE.  AT LEAST MY NAME WAS NOT ASSOCIATED SO MUCH WITH THE WORDS, NO, BEHAVE, ETC.

 

I DO NOT KNOW WHERE WE WILL SHOW NEXT.  MAYBE LATER THIS SUMMER, AFTER THE WEATHER COOLS DOWN A LITTLE.  IT IS SO HOT, HOT, HOT.  WE HAVE HAD LOTS OF STORMS. MOM PUT OUT A LOT OF FLOWERS.  THEY WILL PROBLAY SCORCH.  WE STAY INSIDE IN THE AIR CONDITIONING.

 

TILL NEXT TIME PEOPLE, HAVE A GOOD FATHER'S DAY AND MAY EVERYDAY BE BLESSED FOR YOU. 

 

 DO NOT FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US.

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

AND MOM

AND THE REST OF THE GANG

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MOTHER'S DAY 2009

WALDO--"MOM, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE?  YOU KNOW, A REAL DATE WITH A LIVING BREATHING MAN?"

 

MOM--"THAT IS A LITTLE PERSONAL WALDO.  I AM NOT SURE THAT IS A PROPER SUBJECT FOR YOUR BLOG.  WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED ANYWAY?"

 

WALDO--"GEE MOM, DON'T BE SO TOUCHY.  MOTHER'S DAY IS COMING UP AND WE WANT TO GET YOU SOMETHING."

 

MISS BUTTONS--"WALDO, I TOLD YOU IT WAS A DUMB IDEA."

 

SIR JUSTICE--"YEA WALDO, WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO US?"

 

ETHEL AND LUCY--"IT SOUNDED LIKE A REASONABLE IDEA TO US."

 

MIZZZ ZIPPER--"WELL, I AM NOT GIVING OUT MOM'S CREDIT CARD NUMBER ANYWAY WALDO."

 

MOM--"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?  WHAT DOES ME DATING HAVE TO DO WITH MOTHER'S DAY?"

 

BABY LIBERY ROSE--"WALDO SAYS HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO BE AN OLD MAID.  WHATEVER THAT MEANS.  I DON'T KNOW, I AM JUST A BABY BULLDOG."

 

WALDO--"LIBERTY, GO BACK AND PLAY WITH YOUR DUCK SOME MORE.  GEE, YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL MOM SHE IS AN OLD MAID."

 

MOM--"HEY GUYS---NEWSFLASH!!!  I AM NOT AN OLD MAID.  I AM DIVORCED."

 

WALDO--"THAT MUST HAVE BEEN BEFORE WE WERE BORN, BECAUSE WE DO NOT REMEMBER YOU HAVING A HUSBAND."

 

MOM--"BACK TO MOTHER'S DAY AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT A CREDIT CARD WALDO?  YOU CANNOT BUY A RED CONVERTIBLE FOR ME JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT ONE.  AND NO RED LAP TOP EITHER!!"

 

WALDO--"IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT STUFF MOM.  DO YOU KNOW WHO WILLIAM SHATNER IS?"

 

MOM--"OF COURSE, HE WAS ON MY ALL TIME FAVORITE TEE VEE SHOW, BOSTON LEGAL.  HE PLAYED DENNY CRANE. HE IS GREAT, I LOVE HIM."

 

WALDO--"WELL THEN YOU KNOW HE ADVERTISES FOR SOME CLUB THAT YOU CAN BUY THINGS."

 

MOM--"I AM LISTENING WALDO, GO ON."

 

WALDO--"I THOUGHT I WOULD GO ON THE COMPUTER TO HIS CLUB AND BUY YOU A HUSBAND.  I WOULD PICK OUT ONE WHO LOVES BULLDOGS, AND LOVES TO EAT."

 

MOM--"I SEE WALDO, BUT HONEY, YOU ARE A LITTLE CONFUSED."

 

SIR JUSTICE--"HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH WALDO, YOU ARE CONFUSED, HAHAHAHHA"

 

WALDO--"BE QUIET JUSTY, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF ME.  BUTT OUT, THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN MOM AND ME."

 

MOM--"WALDO, THERE ARE MATCHMAKING CLUBS OUT THERE BUT SHATNER ADVERTISES FOR A TRAVEL CLUB.  BESIDES WALDO, I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK FOR A HUSBAND THAT WAY.  NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, BUT RIGHT NOW, IS JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME."

 

WALDO--"OH, I JUST THOUGHT SHATNER WAS COOL AND HE COULD GET YOU A HUSBAND THAT WAS COOL.  I KNOW YOU LIKE JAMES SPADER."

 

MOM--"YES, WALDO, I DO LIKE JAMES SPADER, BUT HE IS MARRIED.  AND I WILL PROBLAY NEVER BE IN THE SAME PLACE AS HIM TO MEET HIM.  A HUSBAND IS NOT THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY GIFT EITHER."

 

ETHEL AND LUCY--"WHAT DO YOU WANT?  WE GOT TO GET YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL.  YOU GET US CHEESEBURGERS AND BONES AND TREATS."

 

MISS BUTTONS--"I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD LIKE KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS."

 

MIZZZZ ZIPPER--"BUTTONS, YOU WANT KRISPY KREMES, ALL THE TIME.  YOU SHOULD EAT MORE GREEN BEANS LIKE ME."

 

BABY LIBERTY ROSE--"WHAT IS A KRISPY KREME OR A GREEN BEAN?"

 

SIR JUSTICE--"FOOD. LIKE YOUR PUPPY BISCUITS, BUT FOR HUMANS."

 

WALDO--"WELL, WHAT DO WE GET YOU MOM?"

 

MOM--"HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A NICE PEACEFUL DAY.  I WILL GET SOME CHEESEBURGERS, SOME KRISPY KREMES, SOME MOVIES, AND MAYBE SOME FLOWERS FOR THE TABLE."

 

WALDO-- "THAT SOUNDS BORING."

 

MOM--"THAT ALSO MEANS SHARING, NO NAME CALLING, THIS IS A DAY FOR ME, YOUR MOM.  IT IS A DAY FOR ALL CHILDREN TO HONOR THEIR MOMS."

 

WALDO--"THAT STILL SOUNDS BORING.  HOW ABOUT ALL OF US GOING TO A SINGLES CLUB FOR YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU SEE SOMEBODY YOU MIGHT LIKE.  WELL MOM?

 

MOM--"NO WALDO, THIS IS MY DAY AND NO CLUBBING."

 

WALDO--" OKAY MOM, BUT  REMEMBER NEXT MONTH, IT WILL BE JUNE AND IT WILL BE FATHER'S DAY AND SINCE I AM A PROUD PAPA, I GET TO CHOOSE WHAT WE WILL DO AND WHERE WE WILL, RIGHT MOM??"

 

MZZZ ZIPPER--"WHOA WHOA WHOA, WALDO, WAIT A MINUTE, I AM THE MATRIACH OF THIS CLAN AND I AGREE WITH MOM.  WE WILL DISCUSS FATHER'S DAY IN JUNE.  ALTHOUGH, WE MAY ORDER SOME PIZZA ALSO FOR MOTHER'S DAY.  AFTER ALL, I DO HAVE THE CREDIT CARDS."

 

BABY LIBERTY ROSE--"HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT FOR MOM!  FLOWERS--THERE ARE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM AROUND THE DECK."

 

MOM--"GEE WHIZ, LIBBEY BABY, YOU DO NOT PICK FLOWERS THAT WAY.  I KNOW, IT IS MY FAULT FOR PUTTING THE BENCH TOO CLOSE.  ETHEL, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HER?

 

BABY LIBERTY ROSE--" I'M SORRY, I AM JUST A BABY BULLDOG." 

 

ETHEL--"I THOUGHT IT WAS WALDO'S TURN TO WATCH HER.  BESIDES LIBERTY, DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU NEVER GET IN AS MUCH TROUBLE AS WALDO DOES."

 

WALDO--" WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY MY NAME SO FAST.  IT WAS NOT MY TURN, I DO THINK IT WAS YOURS ETHEL.  BESIDES, I THOUGHT SHE WAS PLAYING WITH HER DUCK. AND I DON'T GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE EITHER!"

 

ETHEL--"YEA, RIGHT WALDO.   REMEMBER WHEN............."

 

MOM--"THAT IS ENOUGH  KIDS.  LET'S JUST ALL REMEMBER TO THANK GOD FOR OUR MOTHERS. OKAY?  NOW EVERYONE, FINISH IT ALL TOGETHER! PLEASE!!"

 

EVERYONE----

"HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO YOU

AND

MAY GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU.

 

WE ALL LOVE YOU MOM!"

 

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EASTER 2009

WALDO-- "MOM!!!  I AM NOT WEARING RABBIT EARS AGAIN THIS YEAR AND THAT IS FINAL!!!!"

 

MOM--"WALDO, WE HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR BLOG AND IT IS EASTER TIME.  WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON IT????"

 

WALDO-- "WE WOULD NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF YOU HAD BOUGHT ME A RED LAPTOP LIKE I ASKED YOU TO DO.  I COULD HAVE DONE MY BLOG MYSELF."

 

MOM--  "WELL, MR. BIG SHOT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUR OWN LAPTOP.  YOU WILL DO NOTHING BUT PLAY GAMES ON IT AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT INSTANT MESSAGING YOUR FRIENDS.  THEN YOU WILL PROBLAY GO ON FACEBOOK AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE, YOU MAY EVEN GO ON EBAY AND BUY YOURSELF A CAR."

 

WALDO--" YOU DO NOT TRUST ME AT ALL.  I WOULD STILL GO TO BED.  I CAN SLEEP DURING THE DAY TOO.  BESIDES, I DID NOT KNOW I COULD BUY A CAR ON EBAY.  WOW.  I NEED TO CHECK THAT OUT.   I WANT A RED CONVERTIBLE."

 

MOM--"ALL RIGHT WALDO, THAT IS ENOUGH TALKING.  WE HAVE TO DO A BLOG ENTRY.  THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WONDERFUL AND IMPORTANT HOLIDAYS AND WE ARE ARGUING ABOUT LAPTOPS AND BUNNY EARS."

 

WALDO--" MOM, LET'S FORGET THE RABBIT EARS, CANDY, AND SUCH.  LET'S FOCUS ON JESUS.  HE DIED FOR US, MOM.  HE DIED FOR OUR SINS.  HE WAS THE MOST PERFECT CREATION OF GOD AND HE WAS CRUCIFIED, BUT HE CAME BACK TO LIFE AND THEN WENT TO BE WITH HIS FATHER IN HEAVEN.  WE CAN NEVER BE TOO THANKFUL TO GOD AND JESUS."

 

MOM--"THAT IS TRUE WALDO.  WE ARE SO BLESSED.  GOD WATCHES OVER US ALL OF THE TIME AND DOES MIRACLES EVERYDAY, EVERY MOMENT.  HE KNOWS OUR EVERY NEED.  YOUR NAME EVEN HAS MIRACLE IN IT, BECAUSE HE DELIVERED YOU FROM DEATH WHEN YOU WERE A BABY AND BLESSED ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR HIM WHILE YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH."

 

WALDO--" MOM, QUIT CRYING. YOU WILL MAKE ME CRY.  AND WE HAVE TO GET MY BLOG DONE. LET'S THINK ABOUT THE RECENT MIRACLES GOD GAVE US.  I AM TALKING ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS.  THEY ARE SO CUTE.  DIDN'T LOLA'S MOM TAKE SOME PICTURES??"

 

MOM-- "YES WALDO, WE HAVE A COUPLE OF PICTURES, NOT OF ALL OF THE PUPPIES BUT WE HAVE PICTURES OF 2 OF THEM."

 

WALDO--"WELL, MOM, PUT THE PICTURES ON MY BLOG.  LET'S HONOR GOD BY SHOWING OFF SOME OF HIS NEWEST CREATIONS.  THE GIFT OF LIFE."

 

MOM-- "WALDO, YOU ARE SO SMART AND AS USUAL, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY.  I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WALDO. I THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR YOU."

 

WALDO-- "MOM, DON'T GET SO MUSHY.  WE ARE ON MY BLOG AND I HAVE MY REPUTATION TO UPHOLD TO THE LADIES.  GEE MOM."

 

MOM--"OKAY WALDO.  WHY DON'T YOU FINISH THE MESSAGE TO EVERYONE."

 

WALDO-- "GLADLY MOM.   MAY EVERYONE HAVE A SAFE AND BLESSED EASTER.  AND BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US.  AND THANK HIM FOR JESUS DYING ON THE CROSS SO WE ALL CAN BE SAVED.  THANK YOU GOD."

 

 

LOVE TO ALL,

SIR WALDO MCGEE AND ELIZABETH

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