Sunday, February 14, 2010

VALENTINES DAY 2010



HELLO FOLKS, SIR WALDO HERE.
 
I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY. 
 
TODAY'S BLOG ENTRY IS SHORT BECAUSE MOM HAS A PLAY TO PERFORM THIS AFTERNOON.  I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER TO PUT THIS ON THE NET FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS BUT SHE HAS HAD REHEARSALS AND PERFORMANCES.  THEN SHE BLAMES ALL THE SNOW FOR HER NOT DOING HER JOB.  "AUNTS" SANDIE AND ELAINE GOT ME A RED LAPTOP FOR CHRISTMAS AND I WANTED MY PICTURE WITH IT TO BE PUT HERE BUT MOM HAS NOT HAD TIME.  IF ANYONE OUT THERE WANTS TO DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE EMAIL MOM AND TELL HER TO GET TO WORK ON THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE, LIKE MY BLOG.  I MAY HAVE MENTIONED IT BEFORE BUT I HAVE TOLD MOM THAT I COULD FIRE HER.  BUT WHAT WOULD SHE DO WITHOUT ME??  JUST THIS MORNING I HAD TO GET HER OUT OF BED, SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT UNTIL 8:30 IF I HAD NOT STARTED BARKING AT 7:30.  YES, SHE PERFORMED LAST NIGHT BUT WE KNOW THE PLAY WAS OVER WITH BY 9 OR 9:30, SHE DID NOT COME HOME UNTIL ABOUT 11:15.  AND GUESS WHAT???  WE SMELLED PIZZA, AND NO PIZZA BOXES CAME INSIDE WITH HER. SO SHE WAS GOOFING OFF WITH HER PLAY MATES.  SHE BETTER START GETTING HOME ON TIME OR WE ARE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE AND SEND THEM TO GET MOM.  (THE PLAYHOUSE IS NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION.)
 
WE HAVE HAD LOTS OF SNOW RECENTLY THAT BABY LIBERTY ROSE JUST LOVES.  AND FOR SOME SILLY REASON, THE PAPILLONS ENJOY IT TOO. WHICH REMINDS ME, THE BABY IN THE TINSEL HEART IS A BABY BOY PAPILLON NAMED DAVID. HE IS A PRETTY CUTE KID.  HE AND HIS LITTERMATES WILL BE EVEN CUTER IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME. (HINT, HINT -- YES HE IS FOR SALE.)
 
A FEW SPECIAL VALENTINE WISHES TO SOME OF MY GIRLFRIENDS, BECKY (WHO SENT ME THE COOLEST CARD), KAYLA, MARIAH, JENNA, SHERRY, SANDIE, ELAINE, TANIA, AND LOLA.  OF COURSE, MOM IS ON MY LIST TOO BUT I DO NOT WANT HER TO THINK SHE IS OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE WITH ME YET, AFTER ALL, SHE HAS TO GO BY MICKEY D'S THIS AFTERNOON ON HER WAY HOME AND THEY STILL MAKE THE BEST DOULBE CHEESEBURGERS. 
 
TILL NEXT TIME FOLKS, BE CAREFUL, ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULLEST, AND THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR ALL OF THE GREAT THINGS HE DOES FOR US.
 
LOVE AND BLESSINGS,
SIR WALDO
MOM ELIZABETH
AND THE REST OF THE GANG

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 2010



HELLO FOLKS, SIR WALDO HERE.
 
I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY. 
 
TODAY'S BLOG ENTRY IS SHORT BECAUSE MOM HAS A PLAY TO PERFORM THIS AFTERNOON.  I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER TO PUT THIS ON THE NET FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS BUT SHE HAS HAD REHEARSALS AND PERFORMANCES.  THEN SHE BLAMES ALL THE SNOW FOR HER NOT DOING HER JOB.  "AUNTS" SANDIE AND ELAINE GOT ME A RED LAPTOP FOR CHRISTMAS AND I WANTED MY PICTURE WITH IT TO BE PUT HERE BUT MOM HAS NOT HAD TIME.  IF ANYONE OUT THERE WANTS TO DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE EMAIL MOM AND TELL HER TO GET TO WORK ON THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE, LIKE MY BLOG.  I MAY HAVE MENTIONED IT BEFORE BUT I HAVE TOLD MOM THAT I COULD FIRE HER.  BUT WHAT WOULD SHE DO WITHOUT ME??  JUST THIS MORNING I HAD TO GET HER OUT OF BED, SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT UNTIL 8:30 IF I HAD NOT STARTED BARKING AT 7:30.  YES, SHE PERFORMED LAST NIGHT BUT WE KNOW THE PLAY WAS OVER WITH BY 9 OR 9:30, SHE DID NOT COME HOME UNTIL ABOUT 11:15.  AND GUESS WHAT???  WE SMELLED PIZZA, AND NO PIZZA BOXES CAME INSIDE WITH HER. SO SHE WAS GOOFING OFF WITH HER PLAY MATES.  SHE BETTER START GETTING HOME ON TIME OR WE ARE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE AND SEND THEM TO GET MOM.  (THE PLAYHOUSE IS NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION.)
 
WE HAVE HAD LOTS OF SNOW RECENTLY THAT BABY LIBERTY ROSE JUST LOVES.  AND FOR SOME SILLY REASON, THE PAPILLONS ENJOY IT TOO. WHICH REMINDS ME, THE BABY IN THE TINSEL HEART IS A BABY BOY PAPILLON NAMED DAVID. HE IS A PRETTY CUTE KID.  HE AND HIS LITTERMATES WILL BE EVEN CUTER IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME. (HINT, HINT -- YES HE IS FOR SALE.)
 
A FEW SPECIAL VALENTINE WISHES TO SOME OF MY GIRLFRIENDS, BECKY (WHO SENT ME THE COOLEST CARD), KAYLA, MARIAH, JENNA, SHERRY, SANDIE, ELAINE, TANIA, AND LOLA.  OF COURSE, MOM IS ON MY LIST TOO BUT I DO NOT WANT HER TO THINK SHE IS OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE WITH ME YET, AFTER ALL, SHE HAS TO GO BY MICKEY D'S THIS AFTERNOON ON HER WAY HOME AND THEY STILL MAKE THE BEST DOULBE CHEESEBURGERS. 
 
TILL NEXT TIME FOLKS, BE CAREFUL, ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULLEST, AND THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR ALL OF THE GREAT THINGS HE DOES FOR US.
 
LOVE AND BLESSINGS,
SIR WALDO
MOM ELIZABETH
AND THE REST OF THE GANG

Friday, December 25, 2009

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2009

MAY EVERYONE HAVE A GOD BLESSED
 
  MERRY CHRISTMAS
 
LOVE,
 
SIR WALDO, ELIZABETH,
AND ALL OF THE DOGS, CATS,
AND BUCKWHEAT THE BIRD
 
Waldo-- "mom, do I have to mention Buckwheat?"
 
Mom-- "yes Waldo, he is a member of this family."
 
Waldo-- "but it is my blog, Mom!"
 
Mom-- "Waldo, do not forget that Santa is coming tonight, now we really have to get to bed."
 
Waldo-- "Mom, I wanted to do this earlier.  Oh, gee, are you going to put that picture of that silly baby Papillon-Libby and Baby Liberty Rose here also? Come on Mom.  Is there room for my picture?"
 
Mom-- "There is always room for your picture Waldo.  Besides, we want to show people the pretty snow we got and how we are having a White Christmas"
 
Waldo-- "Mom, we are going to discuss this blog in 2010, I want to set some rules."
 
Mom-- "Merry Christmas Waldo, I love you."
 
Waldo-- "I love you too, Mom, Merry Christmas!  I am saying my prayers now Mom and Thanking
GOD for all he has done for us."
 
 
 

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

GUINIVERE IS THE BIG 7

TO MISS GUINIVERE
 
HAPPY 7 TH BIRTHDAY
 
WE ALL LOVE YOU AND ARE SO PROUD OF YOU FOR RAISING MONEY FOR CANCER AND VISITING NURSING HOMES.  YOU ARE NOT ONLY TOTALLY FABULOUS AND BEAUTIFUL, YOU ARE SO SMART.   PLUS YOU ARE SO DOWN TO EARTH AND LOVABLE WITH YOUR HUMAN KIDS.  YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG LOOKING TO BE A GRANDMA . 
 
LOVE AND BLESSINGS,
 
MISS BUTTONS
(YEA, THAT'S RIGHT WALDO, MY NAME IS FIRST BECAUSE GUINIVERE IS MY BFF)
 
SIR WALDO  
(MISS BUTTONS-  THIS IS MY BLOG AND SHE IS A HOT BABE!!!!)
 
MOM ELIZABETH  (BEHAVE KIDS)
AND THE WHOLE BLOOMIN' MACBETH GANG

Saturday, October 31, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIMBA

TODAY IS OCTOBER 31, 2009.  NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE PROBLAY THINK,   "OH, IT HALLOWEEN AND NOTHING ELSE SPECIAL."   WRONG!!!!  TODAY IS ZIMBA HURLEY'S 3 RD BIRTHDAY.  THAT IS RIGHT, THE CUTE LITTLE SHIH TZU IN THE PICTURES AT TOP IS ZIMBA.  I WAS ABOUT 10 WEEKS OLD WHEN HE WAS BORN.  SO THAT MAKES US THE SAME AGE IN YEARS.   I WATCHED HIM GROW INTO A FAT PLUMP PUPPY AND GO HOME WITH HIS DADDY WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 8 WEEKS OLD.  HE DAD BROUGHT MOM GIFTS,  WHICH I THOUGHT WAS STRANGE SINCE I HAD BEEN THE ONE TO COACH ZIMBA ON HOW TO BE ADORABLE. THE MAIN THING  I WANT PEOPLE TO REALIZE THAT TODAY IS JUST NOT ABOUT GHOSTS AND GOBLINS.  TODAY IS A CELEBRATION OF LIFE AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW IT THAN TO SHOW THIS GUY'S PICTURE.  ZIMBA LIVES IN ROANOKE WITH HIS OWNER, PAUL HURLEY.  HE IS TOTALLY SPOILED ROTTEN.  SOMETIMES, I THINK HE IS MORE SPOILED THAN ME.  WHICH THAT REMINDS ME TO TALK TO MOM ABOUT THE LACK OF CHEESEBURGERS LATELY.
 
MOM HAS SO BUSY GETTING READY TO BE IN A LOCAL PLAY.  SHE IS PLAYING THE PART OF A HATEFUL SNOBBY WOMAN MARRIED TO A FEDERAL COURT JUDGE.  THE PLAY IS CALLED COCKTAILS WITH MIMI.  IT WAS WRITTEN BY SOME FANCY PLAYWRIGHT NAMED MARY CHASE.  MOM'S NAME IS EUDORRA CALTHORPE IN IT.  SOME COMEDY PLAY, BUT I WILL NOT GET TO SEE IT BECAUSE THE LOCAL PLAYHOUSE DOES NOT ALLOW BULLDOGS.  HOW RUDE.  WE HAD OUR MONEY READY TO PAY.  I WAS GOING TO DRIVE AND MISS BUTTONS SAID SHE KNEW THE WAY. MISS BUTTONS HAS BEEN GIVING MOM LESSONS ON HOW TO BE SUPER SNOBBY.  GEE, WHEN THEY ARE ACTING TOGETHER, THEY LOOK PRETTY RUFF.  MOM CANNOT GET ANYONE TO VIDEO TAPE IT EITHER. (NOT ALLOWED)  SO SHE BETTER COME HOME WITH SOME GOOD STILL PICTURES.  FUNNY, MOM IS ALWAYS BRAGGING THAT SHE HAS NO NATURAL GRAY HAIR AND SHE HAS TO WEAR A GRAY WIG.  HAHAHAHA.  WE ALL THINK THAT IS FUNNY.  WE THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING IT ON BUT THEN SHE SAID WE BETTER NOT.  IT IS THE 3 RD WIG SHE HAS GOTTEN AND THIS ONE IS FINALLY RIGHT. HEY, THAT MEANS THERE ARE 2 WIGS WE CAN PLAY WITH,  WAIT UNTIL I TELL THE GANG ABOUT THIS.  THE PLAY OPENS NEXT WEEK NOVEMBER 7, 2009 AND RUNS FOR 3 WEEKENDS.
 
I AM SORRY I HAVE BEEN SO BAD ABOUT NOT BLOGGING.  EVER SINCE, BABY LIBERTY ROSE LEARNED HOW TO USE THE COMPUTER, SHE HAS BEEN PLAYING GAMES ON IT.  GEE, GIRLS.  I HAVE REPEATLY TOLD MOM I NEED MY OWN RED LAPTOP.  MAYBE THIS CHRISTMAS.
 
GOTTA GET GOING.  BE SURE TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US AND THE LOVE HE CONSTANTLY BESTOWS UPON US.  GLORY TO GOD.
 
AGAIN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIMBA!!
 
LOVE AND BLESSINGS TO ALL,
SIR WALDO, MOM ELIZABETH AND THE REST OF THE GANG.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

WALDO IS MAD AT MOM

WALDO--"Mom, I cannot believe you did that dirty trick to me on my Birthday!  It was a low blow.  I am not going to let you get by with doing stuff like this to me.  I am getting Miss Buttons, our private Bulldog attorney to write you a letter and demand damages.  Do you hear me Mom?  I mean it, I am paw stopping mad.  You had to no right to show the world my baby pictures."
 
MOM--"Waldo, get a grip on your temper.  There is no reason to be this upset.  People love the picture.  Lots of people have written saying how adorable it is."
 
WALDO--"But Mom, I am a hot babe with the girls.  How will I live this down?  All the other boys will make fun of me.  The girls will all clamor to Sir Justice.  It is just not fair Mom.  You did not put his baby picture up on my blog.  Oh yes, Mom, remember, it is MY BLOG.  It is not yours.  I am just so mad, I am going to my room and play with teddy bear."
 
MOM--"Waldo, did you just say you are going to play with your teddy bear?"
 
WALDO--"Don't go there Mom, he is a devoted little bear.  Unlike you."
 
MOM--"Waldo, let's sit down and talk about this, please?  I have some beggin' strips and meaty bones."
 
WALDO--"No, I am not talking to you."
 
MOM--"Why don't you go take a nap with Mr. Bear and when you get up, we can discuss it."
 
WALDO--"Fine, but I am not getting over this easily.  You are not going to buy me off with a few cookies.  Come on Mr. Bear, let's just go get into Mom's big bed.  I dare her to say no."
 
MOM--"That is fine Waldo, you can get into my bed."
 
WALDO--" I am calling Miss buttons too, on your phone!!!!"
 
MOM--"Okay Waldo."
 
MOM--" Now that he is sleeping, what am I going to do......................he is really mad............."
 
to be continued

Monday, August 10, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALDO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALDO
 
 
HE  IS 3 YEARS OLD TODAY
 
AUGUST 10, 2006
 
IS HIS BITHDATE
 
PICTURES WILL BE UP LATER THIS WEEK OF HIS PARTY
 
HE WANTS:
 
 A CHEESEBURGER FOR EACH YEAR
 
  3 WEEK LONG  PARTY
 
A RED LAPTOP
 
A RED CONVERTIBLE
 
AND TONS OF NEW CHEWIES
 
(PLEASE DO NOT TELL WALDO THAT I AM POSTING
 
ONE OF HIS BABY PICTURES)