MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008

TIS' THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY,  FA LA LA, LA LA LA, 

 

NEW BONES FOR ALL, FA LA LA,

 

NEW TOYS AND SPECIAL SQUEEKIES, FA LA LA LA. 

 

GRACE OUR BEDS WITH FURRY CUSHIONS, FA LA LA

 

THROW OUT THE BIRD, CAGE AND ALL, FA LA LA LA LA LA

 

GET RID OF THE YAPPY YORKIES, FA LA LA LA LA,.

 

USE THE SHIH TZU AS DUST MOPS, FA LA LA LA

 

PUT THE POODLES IN THE BARNS, FA LA LA LA

 

SEND THE PAPILLONS BACK TO FRANCE  FA LA LA LA

 

OH, TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY,

 

ONLY THE BULLDOGS IN THE HOUSE, FA LA LA LA

 

MOM---"WALDO, WHAT ARE YOU SINGING?"

 

WALDO--"CHRISTMAS SONGS MOM, IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR, YOU KNOW"

 

MOM--"BUT WALDO, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT GETTING RID OF THE BIRD AND SENDING THE PAPILLONS BACK TO FRANCE?  I DO NOT THINK THAT IS VERY NICE.  THE OTHER DOGS MAY WANT TO SEND YOU BACK TO ENGLAND."

 

WALDO--"UMM MOM, I DID NOT COME FROM ENGLAND,  SOME OF MY ANCESTORS DID BUT REMEMBER I WAS BORN IN ROANOKE VA.  YOU ARE NOT GETTING SENILE, ARE YOU MOM??"

 

MOM--"YOU ARE SIDESTEPPING THE POINT WALDO.  YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT."

 

WALDO--"OH, THE SONG MOM, WELL IT IS JUST  A LITTLE FUN DITTY I PUT TOGETHER.  WANT ME TO TEACH IT TO YOU?"

 

 MOM--"NO, NO, NO, WALDO, LET'S SING THE SONG THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SUNG."

 

WALDO--"GEE MOM, YOU ARE REALLY GETTING TO BE A PARTY POOPER IN YOUR OLD AGE."

 

MOM--"WALDO, I AM NOT REALLY THAT OLD."

 

WALDO--"WELL, YOU ARE A LOT OLDER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE.   THAT BIRD IS GETTING UP IN AGE, HOW OLD IS HE ANYWAY?"

 

MOM--"BUCKWHEAT IS ABOUT 25 OR 26 YEARS OLD.  HE IS PART OF OUR FAMILY."

 

WALDO--"YEA, BUT NOW THAT HE KNOWS MY NAME, HE IS ALWAYS YELLING AT ME.  OKAY MOM, LET'S GET SERIOUS ABOUT CHRISTMAS.  LET'S TALK ABOUT MY CHRISTMAS PHOTO.  DO YOU HAVE PUT ANTLERS ON ME ? IF YOU DO THAT TO ME, WHY CAN'T I SING MY SONG?"

 

MOM--"WALDO, YOU LOOK CUTE WITH ANTLERS. WE COULD GET RJ THE PAPILLON IN THE PICTURE OR WE COULD PUT YOUR BUDDY, JUSTICE, IN THE PICTURE WITH YOU."

 

WALDO--"MOM, THAT IS REALLY LOW. YOU KNOW JUSTICE AND I DO NOT AGREE ON MUCH.  HE IS ONE OF THOSE FAWN AND WHITES,  AND I AM A LUCIOUS RED BRINDLE AND WHITE.  AND THEN YOU MENTION RJ--HE WOULD NOT STAY STILL FOR A PICTURE.  I WAS THINKING MAYBE MISS BUTTONS.  SHE WOULD SIT STILL AND MAKE ME LOOK GOOD.  SHE LIKES TO DRESS UP."

 

MOM--OKAY, SO WE WILL HAVE YOUR PICTURE WITH MISS BUTTONS. NOW, LET'S WISH EVERYONE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND BE REALLY NICE TO ALL THE OTHER LITTLE 4 LEGGED KIDS HERE. SANTA MAY HEAR SOME OF THESE NAUGHTY THINGS YOU ARE SAYING.  THERE IS A SONG ABOUT THAT TOO."

 

WALDO--"MOM, YOU ALWAYS TWIST STUFF AROUND TO MAKE ME BEHAVE.  I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY SNEEKY.  BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY.  EVEN IF YOU ARE OLD."

 

MOM--"I AM NOT THAT OLD WALDO."

 

WALDO--"OKAY MOM, I KNOW YOU ARE IN DENIAL."

 

MOM--"WALDO,,,,,,,,,,"

 

WALDO--"REALLY MOM, THIS IS JESUS' BIRTHDAY.  SO WITH TOTAL LOVE, LET'S CELEBRATE HIS BIRTH. WHY DON'T WE TELL EVERYONE HOW WONDERFUL JESUS IS AND HOW MUCH HE HAS DONE FOR US.   AND LET'S REMIND EVERYONE TO THANK HIM AND ASK HIM TO CONTINUE TO BLESS US IN THE UPCOMING NEW YEAR."

 

MOM--"WALDO, YOU ALWAYS CONTINUE TO SURPRISE ME.  YOU HAVE THE TRUE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL, EVEN WITH YOUR SILLY SONG.  THANK YOU WALDO.  I LOVE YOU TOO.

 

WALDO--SO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE, LET'S ALL BARK, MEOW, AND CHIRP TO EVERYONE,

 

"MERRY CHRISTMAS"

 

 LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE, ELIZABETH, AND ALL OF THE MCGEE-MACBETH FAMILY.

 

WALDO--"PS.  UM  MOM, JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU?"

 

MOM--"OLD ENOUGH TO TELL YOU TO GO TO BED AND DREAM OF SUGARPLUMS AND BONES IN YOUR CUTE LITTLE HEAD."

 

WALDO--"DENIAL MOM"

 

MOM--"GOODNIGHT WALDO."

 

WALDO--"WHAT IS A SUGARPLUM MOM?"

 

MOM--"GOODNIGHT WALDO."

 

WALDO--"OKAY, GOODNIGHT MOM, LOVE YOU."

 

MOM--"LOVE YOU TOO WALDO."

 

 

 

 

 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNA

HELLO FOLKS,

 

GUESS WHAT, A SPECIAL ANGEL TOLD ME THAT ON FRIDAY DECEMBER 19 th, ANOTHER SPECIAL YOUNG LADY IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY.  HER NAME IS JENNA.  SHE IS THE OLDER SISTER TO MARIAH.  GEE, THEY LIVE IN A SPECIAL FAMILY TO HAVE 2 WONDERFUL GIRLS.  WAIT A MINUTE, THAT MEANS 2 CAKES IN ONE MONTH. 

 

WALDO-"MOM, MOM, MOM, WHERE ARE YOU MOM, I HAVE A QUESTION?"

 

MOM-"FOR GOODNESS SAKE WALDO, WHAT IS IT?  ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN?  I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A NAP."

 

WALDO-"MOM, I WAS TAKING A NAP BUT A SPECIAL ANGEL TOLD ME SOMETHING AND I HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING ON MY BLOG.  COME ON MOM, I GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ASK YOU."

 

MOM-"ALLRIGHT WALDO, BUT YOU HAVE TO FINISH YOUR NAP.  WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT?"

 

WALDO-"CAN ONE FAMILY HAVE 2 BIRTHDAY CAKES IN THE SAME MONTH?  YOU SEE MOM,  MARIAH TURNED 11 AND SHE GOT A CAKE AND NOW JENNA IS TURNING 14 AND SHE IS GETTING A CAKE,  IS THAT LEGAL?  I THOUGHT I HAD TO SHARE A CAKE ON MY LAST BIRTHDAY.  I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE COULD NOT HAVE 2 CAKES IN ONE MONTH."

 

MOM-"WALDO,  I THINK YOU GOT YOUR OWN CAKE.  I DO NOT REMEMBER YOU SHARING A CAKE. OF COURSE, A FAMILY CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE CAKE IN A MONTH IF MORE THAN ONE PERSON IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY THAT MONTH.  YOU KNOW THAT."

 

WALDO-"MOM, ARE YOU SURE I HAD MY OWN CAKE.  ARE YOU SURE I DID NOT HAVE TO SHARE MY CAKE WITH THAT SILLY BIRD, BUCKWHEAT.  HE IS ALWAYS TALKING AND HE IS A SNEAKY BIRD TOO."

 

MOM-  "WALDO, YOU KNOW THAT BUCKWHEAT DOES NOT EAT CAKE.  HE ONLY EATS SEEDS AND PEANUTS AS A TREAT.  WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON HIM ANYWAY, YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE?  I THOUGHT YOU LIKED BUCKWHEAT."

 

WALDO- "WELL MOM, THE OTHER DAY, I WAS BEHAVING MYSELF, AS ALWAYS.  I THINK YOU HAD GONE TO THE STORE.  ANYWAY, I WAS JUST PLAYING AND ALL AT ONCE I HEARD "WALDO BEHAVE!"  I LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU BUT YOU WERE NOT HOME.  SO I WENT BACK TO PLAYING.  THEN I HEARD IT AGAIN, "WALDO, BEHAVE!"  THIS CAUSED THE OTHER BULLDOGS TO GIGGLE.  ESPECIALLY JUSTICE.  FINALLY MISS BUTTONS TOLD ME IT WAS BUCKWHEAT THE BIRD WHO YELLED AT ME. MISS BUTTONS SAYS HE HEARS WHAT PEOPLE SAY AND THEN HE COPIES IT.  I DO NOT HEAR BUCKWHEAT YELL AT THE OTHER BULLDOGS."

 

MOM-"WELL WALDO, YOU HEAR BUCKWHEAT TELL ME "GET TO WORK", "ANSWER THE PHONE", "BUCK IS READY TO GO TO BED".  HE SAYS LOTS OF THINGS AND HE SINGS TOO. I THINK I HAVE TOLD YOU SEVERAL TIMES TO BEHAVE AND I GUESS HE JUST COPIED ME SAYING THAT."

 

WALDO-"THAT IS NOT FAIR MOM.  HE SHOULD YELL AT SOME OF THE OTHER DOGS TOO. ESPECIALLY PRETTY BOY JUSTICE.  OH, JUSTICE HAS THAT SWEET LITTLE FACE AND HE ACTS LIKE HE DOES NO WRONG.  BUT YOU KNOW JUSTICE STEALS THINGS.  HE STOLE ONE OF LUCY'S BONES.  I SAW HIM DO IT."

 

MOM-  "LISTEN WALDO, IT IS NOT NICE TO TATTLE ON SOMEONE EITHER.  NOW I THINK YOU SHOULD GET BACK TO YOUR ORIGINAL SUBJECT.  REMEMBER, BIRTHDAY CAKE AND JENNA?"

 

WALDO-"OKAY MOM, I WANT TO WISH JENNA A GREAT BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH.  I HOPE SHE GETS A PRETTY CAKE AND BALLOONS AND PRESENTS!!!  YOU KNOW MOM, I REALLY LOVE PRESENTS."

 

MOM- "I KNOW THAT WALDO.  BY THE WAY WALDO, ONE OF THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEEN,  UMM,  PLAYED WITH, OR PEEKED INTO.  DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?"

 

WALDO-"YOU KNOW MOM, I REALLY NEED TO GO AND TAKE THAT NAP.  I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP."

 

JUSTICE-"HEY MOM, ASK BUCKWHEAT WHAT WALDO WAS DOING WHEN HE YELLED AT HIM."

 

MOM-"JUSTICE, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID ABOUT TATTLE TALES?"

 

JUSTICE-"I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING MOM, I JUST TOLD YOU TO ASK THE BIRD."

 

WALDO-"JUSTICE, BE QUIET AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!"

 

MOM-"THAT IS ENOUGH BOYS, BOTH OF YOU GO TAKE A NAP.  WHAT WILL MARIAH AND JENNA THINK OF YOU TWO ACTING UP LIKE THIS, ESPECIALLY A WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS.  AND BESIDES THIS IS A BIRTHDAY WISH TO JENNA."

 

JUSTICE AND WALDO TOGETHER-" WE ARE SORRY.  OKAY, BUCKWHEAT CAN JOIN US NOW, HE KNOWS THE SONG HAPPY BIRTHDAY.  HERE WE GO--

 

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JENNA,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU."

 

WALDO- "HAVE A GREAT DAY JENNA AND ONE DAY, WE MAY JUST SHOW UP FOR CHEESEBURGERS WITH YOU TOO!!!!"

 

**OKAY FOLKS, ONE WEEK UNTIL  JESUS' BIRTHDAY.  LET'S ALL REMEMBER THAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS.  SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND THANK JESUS FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US.

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

 

WALDO-"UMM MOM, WHY ARE YOU LETTING JUSTICE PUT HIS PICTURE ON MY BLOG??"

 

MOM-"IT IS NICE TO SHARE THINGS WALDO. I AM SURE MARIAH AND JENNA SHARE THINGS TOO.  IT WILL NOT HURT TO LET JUSTICE HAVE HIS PICTURE ON YOUR BLOG."

 

JUSTICE-"THANKS MOM,  AND THANK YOU WALDO  FOR SHARING."

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIAH

HELLO EVERYONE,

 

I AM DEVOTING THIS BLOG ENTRY TO A YOUNG LADY NAMED MARIAH.  SHE IS CELEBRATING HER  11 nth  BIRTHDAY ON DECEMBER 12, 2008.  MARIAH IS A NEW SUBSCRIBER TO MY BLOG. SHE HAS WRITTEN ME THE NICEST EMAILS. I WANT TO THANK HER, AS I REALLY LIKE GETTING THEM.  I WISH I COULD BE WITH HER PERSONALLY ON HER BIRTHDAY, I WOULD TAKE HER OUT FOR A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, FRENCH FRIES, AND A MILK SHAKE.  I CONSIDER THAT THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY MEAL.  IT WOULD THEN BE FOLLOWED BY A NICE PIECE OF ANGEL FOOD CAKE. 

 

YEA, YEA, YEA, IT IS HUMAN FOOD, BUT LET'S FACE IT, I CONSIDER MYSELF A HUMAN.  MOM DRESSES ME UP, SHE LETS ME SLEEP WITH HER SOMETIMES, SHE TALKS TO ME LIKE A PERSON, AND I HAVE MY OWN BLOG.  PLUS, WHENEVER I TRAVEL, I RIDE IN THE FRONT SEAT AND HELP MOM FIND HER WAY TO STRANGE PLACES.  (ONE DAY I WILL WRITE ABOUT THE TIME I HAD TO GUIDE MOM THRU WHAT MOST PEOPLE KNOW AS WALTON'S MOUNTAIN.  POOR MOM, SOMETIMES SHE HAS TROUBLE FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS.  UMM, WE BETTER KEEP THAT A SECRET BETWEEN YOU AND ME,  OKAY?) 

 

TO MARIAH

HAPPY YAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIAH

MAY THIS ONE BE JUST AS SPECIAL

AS YOU ARE,

MAY YOU ENJOY THE WHOLE DAY

AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN

MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW

MANY PEOPLE LOVE YOU

INCLUDING ME

AND KNOW I AM THINKING OF YOU.

 

ONE DAY, YOU MAY JUST BE SUPER SURPRISED.  I MAY SHOW UP IN PERSON AND TAKE YOU OUT FOR THAT SPECIAL CHEESEBURGER.

 

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US.

 

LOVE,

YOUR SPECIAL BULLDOG FRIEND

SIR WALDO MCGEE

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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CALL MOM AND TELL HER THAT DECEMBER IS HERE AND CHRISTMAS IS THIS MONTH.  SHE HAS REALLY BEEN BUSY.  IN FACT, WE DID NOT GET OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY UNTIL A WEEK AFTER THE BIG TURKEY DAY.   OH, SHE HAD IT IN THE FRIDGE.  BUT DEVIN THE YORKIE DECIDED TO HAVE PUPPIES ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON BEFORE THANKSGIVING.  SHE HAD SOME PROBLEMS AND MOM STAYED WITH HER UNTIL 3 IN THE MORNING.  MOM EVEN HAD TANIA (ANOTHER BULLDOG BREEDER) COME LOOK AT DEVIN.  WE WERE ALL SLEEPY AND MOM DID NOT FEEL LIKE COOKING.  THEN SOME FRIENDS CAME ON FRIDAY AND THEY HAD HAD TURKEY SO THEY WANTED SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT.  FINALLY, ALL OF US BULLIES AND ALL THE LITTLE DOGS TOLD MOM THAT IT WAS TIME TO GET  THAT BIRD OUT AND PUT IT INTO THE OVEN.  IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WAIT.  WE COULD EAT TURKEY EVERY DAY. BUT MOM SAID NO, SHE WAS NOT COOKING A BIRD EVERY DAY.  

 

I GUESS ALL OF YOU NOTICED THAT I HAVE NOT WRITTEN FOR A WHILE EITHER.  I HAVE TOLD MOM LOTS OF STORIES BUT MOM HAS NOT TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THEM.  SO THIS IS A SHORT NOTE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I AM STILL KICKIN' AND WILL GET MOM ON THE STICK. 

 

IN THE MEANTIME, I AM WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND  FUN HOLIDAY TIME.  BE SURE TO THINK OF ALL THE LITTLE FOUR LEGGED CRITTERS WHO DO NOT HAVE HAPPY HOMES.  PLEASE TAKE FOOD AND TOYS TO YOUR LOCAL SHELTERS.   THE SHELTERS CAN ALWAYS USE KITTY LITTER, DOG BISCUITS, CAT CHOW, DOG FOOD.   AND IF YOU HAVE ROOM,  ADOPT AN EXTRA PET. I GET TIRED OF THE WALKING FLEA HOTELS  (CATS) AROUND HERE BUT MOM SAID THEY ARE ALL NEUTERED AND ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.  WELL, THAT IS HER OPINION.  I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK THEY SHOULD WALK IN MY BACK YARD.  THEY HAVE THE WOODS.  THEY HAVE A BARN OF THEIR OWN.  WHY DO THEY MEANDER DOWN TO MY YARD?  OKAY, I WILL GET OFF OF THAT SOAPBOX.  MOM WILL COME IN HERE AND TELL ME TO BE QUIET ABOUT CATS. 

 

MOM IS GOING TO RING THE BELL FOR THE SALVATION ARMY ONE DAY.  I AM GOING TO SEE IF SHE WILL LET ME GO WITH HER.  I THINK THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.  I KNOW IF I GET TO GO, SHE WILL GIVE ME THAT SPEECH ABOUT BEHAVING, NOT JUMPING UP ON ANYONE,  AND THAT I AM NOT TO ASK FOR CHEESEBURGERS.  BUT I BET I WOULD GET A LOT OF ATTENTION.  I WILL JUST CALL THE SALVATION ARMY PLACE TOMORROW AND ASK PERSONALLY.  THAT MIGHT BE GOING OVER MOM'S HEAD, BUT SHE IS SO BUSY, SHE WILL PROBLAY NOT REALIZE I AM ON THE PHONE.  GEE FOLKS, DON'T I GET GREAT IDEAS?

 

WELL, I AM GOING TO CLOSE FOR NOW.  I WILL WRITE LATER THIS WEEK AND LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BELL RINGING JOB. 

 

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US.  AND REMEMBER CHRISTMAS IS TO CELEBRATE JESUS' BIRTHDAY. 

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

 

P.S.  I GUESS EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHO THAT CUTE LITTLE PUPPY IS?  WELL, I WILL LET YOU THINK ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE BEFORE I TELL YOU THE BIG SECRET.  BUT I WILL TELL YOU HER NAME IS LIBERTY AND  SHE WAS BORN ON ELECTION DAY AT SERENITY HAVEN KENNELS.  SO STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT NEWSLETTER TO FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION.  ONE HINT, THAT IS MOM'S HAND HOLDING HER.

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MOM SCREWED UP AGAIN

GEE, MOM MESSED UP MY BLOG AGAIN.  SHE SENT THE STORY BUT DID NOT ATTACH THE PICTURE, THEN SHE SENT THE PICTURE AND DID NOT LABEL IT.  NOW, YOU FOLKS KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I HAVE TO STAY ON MOM ALL THE TIME.  READ THE STORY IN GREEN PLEASE.

 

LOVE,

WALDO

 

I CANNOT BLAME LIBERTY FOR FALLING ASLEEP.  WAITING FOR MOM TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT TAKES FOREVER.  SORRY MOM, BUT IT DOES.

 

(WALDO-- THIS IS MOM,  GO TO BED NOW!!!)

 

GEE, BUSTED AGAIN.  LOVE, WALDO AGAIN

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IT IS DECEMBER ALREADY!!!!

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CALL MOM AND TELL HER THAT DECEMBER IS HERE AND CHRISTMAS IS THIS MONTH.  SHE HAS REALLY BEEN BUSY.  IN FACT, WE DID NOT GET OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY UNTIL A WEEK AFTER THE BIG TURKEY DAY.   OH, SHE HAD IT IN THE FRIDGE.  BUT DEVIN THE YORKIE DECIDED TO HAVE PUPPIES ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON BEFORE THANKSGIVING.  SHE HAD SOME PROBLEMS AND MOM STAYED WITH HER UNTIL 3 IN THE MORNING.  MOM EVEN HAD TANIA (ANOTHER BULLDOG BREEDER) COME LOOK AT DEVIN.  WE WERE ALL SLEEPY AND MOM DID NOT FEEL LIKE COOKING.  THEN SOME FRIENDS CAME ON FRIDAY AND THEY HAD HAD TURKEY SO THEY WANTED SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT.  FINALLY, ALL OF US BULLIES AND ALL THE LITTLE DOGS TOLD MOM THAT IT WAS TIME TO GET  THAT BIRD OUT AND PUT IT INTO THE OVEN.  IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WAIT.  WE COULD EAT TURKEY EVERY DAY. BUT MOM SAID NO, SHE WAS NOT COOKING A BIRD EVERY DAY.  

 

I GUESS ALL OF YOU NOTICED THAT I HAVE NOT WRITTEN FOR A WHILE EITHER.  I HAVE TOLD MOM LOTS OF STORIES BUT MOM HAS NOT TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THEM.  SO THIS IS A SHORT NOTE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I AM STILL KICKIN' AND WILL GET MOM ON THE STICK. 

 

IN THE MEANTIME, I AM WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND  FUN HOLIDAY TIME.  BE SURE TO THINK OF ALL THE LITTLE FOUR LEGGED CRITTERS WHO DO NOT HAVE HAPPY HOMES.  PLEASE TAKE FOOD AND TOYS TO YOUR LOCAL SHELTERS.   THE SHELTERS CAN ALWAYS USE KITTY LITTER, DOG BISCUITS, CAT CHOW, DOG FOOD.   AND IF YOU HAVE ROOM,  ADOPT AN EXTRA PET. I GET TIRED OF THE WALKING FLEA HOTELS  (CATS) AROUND HERE BUT MOM SAID THEY ARE ALL NEUTERED AND ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.  WELL, THAT IS HER OPINION.  I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK THEY SHOULD WALK IN MY BACK YARD.  THEY HAVE THE WOODS.  THEY HAVE A BARN OF THEIR OWN.  WHY DO THEY MEANDER DOWN TO MY YARD?  OKAY, I WILL GET OFF OF THAT SOAPBOX.  MOM WILL COME IN HERE AND TELL ME TO BE QUIET ABOUT CATS. 

 

MOM IS GOING TO RING THE BELL FOR THE SALVATION ARMY ONE DAY.  I AM GOING TO SEE IF SHE WILL LET ME GO WITH HER.  I THINK THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.  I KNOW IF I GET TO GO, SHE WILL GIVE ME THAT SPEECH ABOUT BEHAVING, NOT JUMPING UP ON ANYONE,  AND THAT I AM NOT TO ASK FOR CHEESEBURGERS.  BUT I BET I WOULD GET A LOT OF ATTENTION.  I WILL JUST CALL THE SALVATION ARMY PLACE TOMORROW AND ASK PERSONALLY.  THAT MIGHT BE GOING OVER MOM'S HEAD, BUT SHE IS SO BUSY, SHE WILL PROBLAY NOT REALIZE I AM ON THE PHONE.  GEE FOLKS, DON'T I GET GREAT IDEAS?

 

WELL, I AM GOING TO CLOSE FOR NOW.  I WILL WRITE LATER THIS WEEK AND LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BELL RINGING JOB. 

 

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US.  AND REMEMBER CHRISTMAS IS TO CELEBRATE JESUS' BIRTHDAY. 

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

 

P.S.  I GUESS EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHO THAT CUTE LITTLE PUPPY IS?  WELL, I WILL LET YOU THINK ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE BEFORE I TELL YOU THE BIG SECRET.  BUT I WILL TELL YOU HER NAME IS LIBERTY AND  SHE WAS BORN ON ELECTION DAY AT SERENITY HAVEN KENNELS.  SO STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT NEWSLETTER TO FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION.  ONE HINT, THAT IS MOM'S HAND HOLDING HER.

 

 

 

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WALDO'S BOMBSHELL

HELLO FOLKS,

 

I HAVE A BOMBSHELL FOR EVERYONE.  I  HAVE DECIDED TO WITHDRAW FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.  I CANNOT EXPLAIN ALL OF THE REASONS  BUT I WILL GIVE A FEW.  WITH ME BEING A BULLDOG CANDIDATE, IT IS DIFFICULT TO GET HUMANS TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.  I HEAR THE CANDIDATES TALKING AND I LISTEN TO THE DEBATES, THEN I HEAR THE SPIN DOCTORS PUTTING THEIR SPIN ON IT, AND I HAVE TO WONDER IF ANYONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY.

 

THE ECONOMY IS IN THE PITS, OUR PEOPLE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON MEN AND WOMEN WITH COURAGE AND INTEGRITY.  NOW, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH PEOPLE HAVE GONE COMPLETELY MONEY CRAZY AND DO NOT CARE WHO THEY HURT.  AND THEY ARE HURTING OUR FAMILIES, THEY ARE DESTROYING OUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE FORCING THE AMERICAN FAMILIES TO USE COLLEGE FUNDS TO SURVIVE.  OUR PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR JOBS TO FOREIGN MARKETS.  WE ARE NO LONGER INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DEPENDENT ON OIL RICH COUNTRIES.  WE ARE SENDING OUR GOOD AMERICANS TO FIGHT A WAR FOR DEMOCRACY AND YET THE PEOPLE IN THOSE COUNTRIES ARE NOT GRATEFUL TO US.  WE ARE SPENDING MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS  ON A WAR AND YET THE COUNTRIES WE ARE FIGHTING IN ARE OIL RICH, BUT WE CANNOT GET THE OIL ANY CHEAPER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???

 

WASHINGTON NEEDS TO CLEAN HOUSE.  AND I MEAN WE NEED NEW SENATORS, NEW CONGRESSMENS, A NEW PRESIDENT, AND A NEW SET OF MORAL VALUES.  ACTUALLY WE DO NOT NEED NEW MORAL VALUES, BUT GO BACK TO OUR ORIGINAL SET OF MORALS. WE NEED TO GET GOD BACK INTO OUR CLASSROOMS. WE NEED TO FOLLOW THE 10 COMMANDMENTS.

 

BY LEAVING THIS ELECTION I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO SIT AT HOME AND NOT VOTE.  WE NEED TO GET EVERYONE TO THE POLLS.  WE NEED TO GET INVOLVED IN OUR GOVERNMENT AND JUST NOT SIT BACK AND DO NOTHING.  WE NEED TO SPEAK UP AND TELL OUR REPRESENTATIVES THAT WE WANT THIS COUNTRY TO GET BACK ON TRACK.  CRACK DOWN ON ILLEGAL ALIENS, CRACK DOWN ON THE LOBBYISTS WHO HAND OUT MONEY LIKE CANDY ON CHRISTMAS MORNING FROM BIG COMPANIES WHO JUST WANT LEGISLATION PASSED TO HELP THEM.  WE NEED TO STAND UP IN AMERICA AND DEMAND JUSTICE.

 

I WILL CONTINUE MY BLOG.  SO PLEASE CONTINUE TO TUNE IN AND READ MY ENTRIES.  SUBSCRIBE TO IT AND NOT MISS ANY STORIES.    AND I STILL LOVE CHEESEBURGERS, THAT IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE.

 

THANK YOU TO ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS AND THERE HAVE BEEN MANY.  SO WRITE ME ANYTIME. BUT COME ON PEOPLE, IT IS TIME FOR A CHANGE AND DO NOT BE SCARED. HAVE FAITH. 

 

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR YOU AND ME.  I HOPE GOD BLESSES YOU AND THIS COUNTRY.

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

 

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HAPPY 10 TH BIRTHDAY MRS. ZIPPER

HELLO FOLKS,

 

HERE WE ARE IN OCTOBER. FALL IS HERE. IT IS  LESS THAN 3 MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.  JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN A MONTH TO VOTING DAY.  I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.  I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO START. 

 

MRS. ZIPPER, THE OLDEST BULLDOG IN OUR FAMILY WILL BE 10 YEARS OLD OCTOBER 19, 2008.  THAT AGE IS CONSIDERED A MILESTONE IN BULLDOG YEARS. (THIS IS A PICTURE OF ZIPPER, ON THE LEFT WITH HER SON, JUSTICE)  WE HAVE 3 OF HER CHILDREN HERE, SIR JUSTICE, MISS LUCY, AND MISS ETHEL.   SHE HAD TWO LITTERS OF PUPPIES IN HER LIFE. SHE HAS ONE DAUGHTER, SLICKY CHICKY IN NEW YORK AND A SON,  LIL' DOC, LIVES IN TROUTVILLE, VA.   BUT SHE HELPED MOM WITH OTHER BULLY PUPPIES.  MOM SAID SHE SHOWED SOME WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND SHE USED TO BE ABLE TO JUMP OVER A 24 INCH TALL FENCE.   SOME OF HER CHILDREN FROM THE FIRST LITTER DID RETRIEVING.  THEY HAD A KIDDIE POOL AND WOULD JUST JUMP INTO IT AND BRING BACK DUMB BELLS. MOM SAYS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY FOR HER.  I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO GET HER.  SHE SLEEPS IN MOM'S OFFICE ALL THE TIME. SHE GOES OUTSIDE WITH ME SOMETIMES. I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT WHEN WE COME INSIDE AND I AM TOO RAMBUCTIOUS, SHE GIVES ME A CERTAIN LOOK AND I IMMEDIATELY BEHAVE.  MOM REALLY THINKS THAT IS FUNNY.  I GUESS I WILL GO GET HER SOME BEGGIN STRIPS AND T-BONZ.  OF COURSE,  AT THE PARTY, IT WILL BE CHEESEBURGERS ALL AROUND.  SHE LOVES THOSE AS MUCH AS I DO.  SO HERE IS A BIG SALUTE TO YOU ZIPPER.

 

THIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS REALLY GETTING MIND BOGGLING.  THE ECONOMY IS IN THE PITS AND HEALTH CARE IS  OUT OF CONTROL.  MOM HAS BEEN GETTING EMAILS QUESTIONING WHO MY VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WILL BE.   I THINK I AM GOING WITH SIR JUSTICE.  HE IS CALM, SMART, AND HAS LOT OF CHARISMA WITH THE LADIES.  SIR JUSTICE IS VERY HONEST. JUST AS HIS NAME IMPLIES, HE KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG AND TREATS PEOPLE FAIRLY. HE IS ZIPPER'S SON, SO I KNOW HE HAS A GOOD SOLID BACKGROUND.  MY PLATFORM IS STILL THAT CHEESEBURGERS SHOULD BE THE NATIONAL FOOD. 

 

I JUST DO NOT THINK I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS YET.  WE HAVE THANKSGIVING COMING UP.  THAT IS SUCH A GREAT DAY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.  ALTHOUGH, I DO NOT KNOW IF MOM IS SERIOUS ABOUT DRESSING ME UP AS A PILGRIM.  REALLY MOM, GET A GRIP!

 

MOM HAS BEEN BUSY WITH HER EBAY STORE, SHE IS DOGSNDOLLSLIZ, IF ANYONE WANTS TO LOOK HER UP.   I ASKED HER WHAT WAS IN IT.  SHE SAID LOTS OF PEOPLE STUFF, SOME DOG STUFF, AND LOTS OF MISC.  (WHATEVER THAT IS).  I ASKED HER IF ANY OF MY TOYS SHOWED UP ACCIDENTLY ON THERE.  SHE PROMISED THAT THE ANSWER IS NO.  SHE SAID SHE MIGHT START SELLING MY PAWPRINT IF I CONTINUE TO GET INTO STUFF WHILE SHE IS WORKING.  SHE SAID A PAWPRINT IS LIKE A FINGERPRINT AND SHE KNOWS MINE WHEN SHE SEES IT.  AND SHE SAID IT HAS SHOWN UP ON THE COOKIE JAR MORE THAN ONCE.  I ALWAYS SHARE THE COOKIES WITH THE OTHERS.  I HAVE EVEN GIVEN A FLUFFY SHIH TZU A COOKIE.  DOESN'T THAT GAIN ME SOME BROWNIE POINTS???  MISS BUTTONS SAYS I JUST SUCK UP TO MOM ALL THE TIME.

 

OKAY, I AM GOING TO CALL IT QUITS FOR NOW.  BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR OUR FREEDOM AND FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS HE HAS BESTOWED UPON US.  GOD IS SO AWESOME.

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

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AUGUST 2008 GO OLYMPICS

HELLO EVERYONE,

 

I AM NOT MAKING THIS A LONG STORY TONIGHT.  I AM IN AWE OF THE OPENING CEREMONY OF THE OLYMICS IN CHINA.  WOW, IT WAS FANTASTIC. I WATCHED THE TEAMS COME IN AND THEY ALL LOOKED SO HAPPY.  I WISH EVERYONE GOOD LUCK AND MAY GOD WATCH OVER THEM. 

 

I SAW PRESIDENT BUSH THERE WITH MRS. BUSH.  I DID NOT REALIZE THAT WAS GOING TO BE ONE OF MY DUTIES TO ATTEND THE OLYMPICS WHEN I AM ELECTED PRESIDENT.  BUT I WILL BE SO HONORED TO REPRESENT OUR GREAT COUNTRY.  MISS BUTTONS SAYS I WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL A LOT AND PROBLAY WILL NOT BE HOME MUCH.  SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY, SHE AND THE OTHER BULLIES WILL TAKE CARE OF MY TREATS.  JUSTICE IS CONCERNED AS TO WHO MY FIRST LADY IS GOING TO BE. OF COURSE, MOM WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST IN MY HEART. BUT I WILL TAKE SUGGESTIONS FROM "YOU, MY PEOPLE".  SO WRITE ME AND LET ME KNOW WHO YOU WOULD THINK WOULD BE GOOD. 

 

MOM HAS BEEN BUSY THIS MONTH WITH NEW BABIES.  4 BABY BOY YORKIES.  THEY WERE BORN JULY 1, 2008.  NOW THEY ARE RUNNING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM.  THEY ARE SO TINY COMPARED TO ME, BUT THEY WRESTLE, BARK AND MAN, CAN THEY EVER EAT.  THEY ARE CUTE.

 

THEN MOM IS WORKING WITH A LITTLE BOY PAPILLON TO START SHOWING LATER THIS YEAR. SHE CALLS HIM R.J.  BUT HIS FANCY SHOW NAME IS GOING TO BE MACBETH'S WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT.  HE IS REALLY A LITTLE SMART ALEC.  MISS BUTTONS SAYS HE HAS TO HAVE AN ATTITUDE TO SHOW.  SHE IS GOING TO GIVE HIM SHOW TIPS.  I OFFERED TO GIVE SOME, BUT JUSTICE SAYS HE REMEMBERED WHEN HE SAW ME IN THE SHOWRING.  HE SAID I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT THE JUDGE BUT I WAS LOOKING AT THE PEOPLE IN THE BLEACHERS. I JUST POLITELY TOLD HIM THAT I CATERED TO "MY PEOPLE".  I WAS NOT IMPRESSED BY THAT OLD COOT WHO WAS THE JUDGE.  "MY PEOPLE" WERE HAPPY TO SEE ME AND LIKED MY THEATRICS.  AFTER ALL, IT WAS A DOG SHOW.

 

SPEAKING OF SHOWS, WE WERE ALL DISSAPPOINTED THAT TILLMAN THE BULLDOG GOT VOTED OFF OF AMERICA'S GREATEST DOG PROGRAM ON CBS.  WHAT WERE WRONG WITH THOSE JUDGES? TILLMAN MADE THAT SHOW.  HE HAD THE MOST PERSONALITY.  AND HE DID UNBELIEVABLE THINGS THAT USUALLY BULLDOGS CANNOT DO.  I MAY NEED TO SEE IF HE WANTS TO BE MY VICE PRESIDENT.  HE HAS A GOOD FOLLOWING AND I THINK HE MAY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. 

 

THAT IS IT FOR NOW, I HAVE PUT A COUPLE OF PICTURES HERE OF THE PAPILLON, R.J. AND THOSE LITTLE YORKIES, THEY ARE CUTE.  NOT AS CUTE AS ME BUT PRETTY CLOSE.

 

REMEMBER TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR US.

LOVE,

SIR WALDO

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BONNIE'S PATRIOTIC GAZEBO

Hello Everyone,

 

Mom and I have had a quiet 4 nth of July.  We hope all of you had a safe and happy one.

 

I am putting a picture up of a Gazebo that  "Aunt Bonnie" painted in her yard.  She has a son in the Army, Dale, who fights to help keep this country free.  We have not heard from Bonnie lately and did not know what she was up to,  now we know.  She kept this project "under wraps" until today.  Mom and I think she did a great job.  Next time I go to visit her, I am going to have my picture taken there. 

 

Ummmm, I wonder if  the other two presidential candidates would like to meet me there for a debate???

 

I will sign off for now.  Be sure to Thank God for all he does for us.  He has blessed us in so many ways.  Thank him for men like Dale too.

 

Till next time,

Love,

Waldo

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IT'S HOT, KITTENS, TURTLE, CHEESEBURGER

HELLO FOLKS,

 

WELL, IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I WROTE.  IT IS JUNE AND HOT, HOT, HOT.  DID I SAY IT WAS HOT?  WELL, I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY.  I HAVE BEEN SNEAKING INTO MOM'S BED SOME AT NIGHT.  SHE IS GOOD TO SLEEP WITH, NICE AND CUDDLY.  I NEED SNUGGLE TIME WITH HER.  SHE STAYS SO BUSY, I FIGURE IT IS ONE OF MY JOBS TO CALM HER DOWN SOME.  AND I KNOW SHE APPRECIATES ME LOOKING AFTER HER.

 

MOM HAS A TENDENCY TO GET INTO STUFF. NOW THAT IT IS HOT, I STAY HOME IN THE COOL.  SHE HAS NO ONE TO TELL HER THE WORD "NO".  THE YARD SALES ARE FINE, SHE BRINGS HOME LOTS OF JUNK AND IT CLUTTERS UP THE HOUSE, BUT SOMETIMES I GET SOME COOL TOYS.   I HAVE LOTS OF GIANT TEDDY BEARS.  JUSTICE TAKES A LOT OF THEM, HE IS SUCH A BABY.  NOW, LET ME WRITE SOME EXAMPLES OF HER NOT BEHAVING.

 

SHE PUT ONE OF THE PAPILLONS IN THE GUEST ROOM AND TA-DAA,  6 BABIES  WERE BORN.  I TRY TO SNEAK IN AND LOOK AT THEM BUT THE MAMA DOG-DANCER BARKS AT ME.  I JUST WANT TO LOOK.  I PUT A PICTURE OF THEM HERE, THEY ARE 3 WEEKS OLD NOW.  THE LITTLE RASCALS ARE STARTING TO BARK.  BEFORE LONG THEY WILL BE TODDLING AROUND ON THE LIVING ROOM.  MOM HAS A FLOOR MOBILE FOR THEM TO PLAY WITH AND TO LEARN.  UH, I DIDN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE WHEN I WAS A BABY. 

 

THEN ONE NIGHT MOM DRAGGED IN 2 TINY KITTENS SHE HAD FOUND.  SHE IS GOING TO FIND HOMES FOR THEM AND IT BETTER BE SOON.  WE ALREADY HAVE SOME WALKING FLEA BAG MOOCHERS OUTSIDE.  ALLRIGHT, MAYBE THEY DO NOT HAVE FLEAS, BUT THEY MOOCH BIG TIME. 

 

THE OTHER NIGHT, MOM BRINGS A TURTLE INSIDE.  SHE FOUND IT IN AUTUMN'S SWIMMING POOL.  ( AUTUMN IS THE 11 YEAR OLD CHESSIE WE OWN).  AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICTURE, IT HAS CONNED FOOD OUT OF US TOO.  MOM SAYS SHE IS GOING TO TURN HIM OUT IN THE WOODS. BUT FIRST SHE HAD TO FIND OUT IF SHE SHOULD TAKE HIM TO A POND AREA OR IN THE WOODS.   AFTER 2 HOURS OF HER AND THAT TURTLE, WHO SHE CALLS MR. T, LOOKING ON THE NET, SHE DECIDED HE WAS AN OLD BOX LAND TURTLE.  HE IS PRETTY ACTIVE HERE IN THE HOUSE.  SHE HAS HIM SLEEPING IN  THE GUEST BATHTUB  UNTIL SHE SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE WOODS.  SAYS HE CANNOT ESCAPE THERE.  FOLKS, DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IN THIS FAMILY???? 

 

NOW, MOM SAYS WE HAVE TO GO ON A DIET AND I FIND THAT DEPLORABLE, THE FIRST THING TO GO IS ------THAT'S RIGHT, CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!  EVERYONE---- PLEASE WRITE MOM AND TELL HER THAT SHE CAN GIVE THEM UP BUT IT IS NOT FAIR FOR ME TO SUFFER BECAUSE SHE HAS TO DIET!!!  I AM WELL WITHIN MY PROPER WEIGHT.  BUTTONS, ETHEL, AND LUCY ARE FAT, SO THEY CAN DIET WITH MOM.  BUT JUSTICE, ZIPPER, AND I ARE NOT AND SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SUFFER.  BESIDES, I HAVE TO GET BACK ON THE ELECTION TRAIL AND MY CHEESEBURGER PLATFORM HAS TO STAND.  IT LOOKS LIKE MY OPPONENTS HAVE FINALLY BEEN CHOSEN AFTER  A DISGUSTING MUDSLINGING BATTLE.  WITH THAT BEING SAID,  NO FURTHER  COMMENT TODAY.  I'LL MAKE SOME IN ANOTHER LETTER. 

 

DID I SAY IT WAS HOT??  MISS BUTTONS THE BULLDOG HAS HER BIKINI OUT, I JUST GO NAKED.

 

I AM GOING TO SIGN OFF FOR NOW.  I HEAR MOM GETTING INTO SOMETHING IN THE OTHER ROOM.  NOW WHAT?????

 

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES AND REMEMBER TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE.

 

LOVE,

WALDO

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IT'S HOT, KITTENS, TURTLE, CHEESEBURGER

 

MR. T, THE TURTLE

DANCER'S PAPILLON PUPPIES AT  3 WEEKS OLD

 

HELLO FOLKS,

 

WELL, IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I WROTE.  IT IS JUNE AND HOT, HOT, HOT.  DID I SAY IT WAS HOT?  WELL, I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY.  I HAVE BEEN SNEAKING INTO MOM'S BED SOME AT NIGHT.  SHE IS GOOD TO SLEEP WITH, NICE AND CUDDLY.  I NEED SNUGGLE TIME WITH HER.  SHE STAYS SO BUSY, I FIGURE IT IS ONE OF MY JOBS TO CALM HER DOWN SOME.  AND I KNOW SHE APPRECIATES ME LOOKING AFTER HER.

 

MOM HAS A TENDENCY TO GET INTO STUFF. NOW THAT IT IS HOT, I STAY HOME IN THE COOL.  SHE HAS NO ONE TO TELL HER THE WORD "NO".  THE YARD SALES ARE FINE, SHE BRINGS HOME LOTS OF JUNK AND IT CLUTTERS UP THE HOUSE, BUT SOMETIMES I GET SOME COOL TOYS.   I HAVE LOTS OF GIANT TEDDY BEARS.  JUSTICE TAKES A LOT OF THEM, HE IS SUCH A BABY.  NOW, LET ME WRITE SOME EXAMPLES OF HER NOT BEHAVING.

 

SHE PUT ONE OF THE PAPILLONS IN THE GUEST ROOM AND TA-DAA,  6 BABIES  WERE BORN.  I TRY TO SNEAK IN AND LOOK AT THEM BUT THE MAMA DOG-DANCER BARKS AT ME.  I JUST WANT TO LOOK.  I PUT A PICTURE OF THEM HERE, THEY ARE 3 WEEKS OLD NOW.  THE LITTLE RASCALS ARE STARTING TO BARK.  BEFORE LONG THEY WILL BE TODDLING AROUND ON THE LIVING ROOM.  MOM HAS A FLOOR MOBILE FOR THEM TO PLAY WITH AND TO LEARN.  UH, I DIDN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE WHEN I WAS A BABY. 

 

THEN ONE NIGHT MOM DRAGGED IN 2 TINY KITTENS SHE HAD FOUND.  SHE IS GOING TO FIND HOMES FOR THEM AND IT BETTER BE SOON.  WE ALREADY HAVE SOME WALKING FLEA BAG MOOCHERS OUTSIDE.  ALLRIGHT, MAYBE THEY DO NOT HAVE FLEAS, BUT THEY MOOCH BIG TIME. 

 

THE OTHER NIGHT, MOM BRINGS A TURTLE INSIDE.  SHE FOUND IT IN AUTUMN'S SWIMMING POOL.  ( AUTUMN IS THE 11 YEAR OLD CHESSIE WE OWN).  AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICTURE, IT HAS CONNED FOOD OUT OF US TOO.  MOM SAYS SHE IS GOING TO TURN HIM OUT IN THE WOODS. BUT FIRST SHE HAD TO FIND OUT IF SHE SHOULD TAKE HIM TO A POND AREA OR IN THE WOODS.   AFTER 2 HOURS OF HER AND THAT TURTLE, WHO SHE CALLS MR. T, LOOKING ON THE NET, SHE DECIDED HE WAS AN OLD BOX LAND TURTLE.  HE IS PRETTY ACTIVE HERE IN THE HOUSE.  SHE HAS HIM SLEEPING IN  THE GUEST BATHTUB  UNTIL SHE SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE WOODS.  SAYS HE CANNOT ESCAPE THERE.  FOLKS, DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IN THIS FAMILY???? 

 

NOW, MOM SAYS WE HAVE TO GO ON A DIET AND I FIND THAT DEPLORABLE, THE FIRST THING TO GO IS ------THAT'S RIGHT, CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!  EVERYONE---- PLEASE WRITE MOM AND TELL HER THAT SHE CAN GIVE THEM UP BUT IT IS NOT FAIR FOR ME TO SUFFER BECAUSE SHE HAS TO DIET!!!  I AM WELL WITHIN MY PROPER WEIGHT.  BUTTONS, ETHEL, AND LUCY ARE FAT, SO THEY CAN DIET WITH MOM.  BUT JUSTICE, ZIPPER, AND I ARE NOT AND SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SUFFER.  BESIDES, I HAVE TO GET BACK ON THE ELECTION TRAIL AND MY CHEESEBURGER PLATFORM HAS TO STAND.  IT LOOKS LIKE MY OPPONENTS HAVE FINALLY BEEN CHOSEN AFTER  A DISGUSTING MUDSLINGING BATTLE.  WITH THAT BEING SAID,  NO FURTHER  COMMENT TODAY.  I'LL MAKE SOME IN ANOTHER LETTER. 

 

DID I SAY IT WAS HOT??  MISS BUTTONS THE BULLDOG HAS HER BIKINI OUT, I JUST GO NAKED.

 

I AM GOING TO SIGN OFF FOR NOW.  I HEAR MOM GETTING INTO SOMETHING IN THE OTHER ROOM.  NOW WHAT?????

 

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES AND REMEMBER TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE.

 

LOVE,

WALDO

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WALDO TAKES A ROAD TRIP

Hello Everyone,

 

I know it has been a while since I wrote to you.  Since the Easter, things have been busy.  Mom and I took a road trip one day to our old home place in Troutville, VA.  I actually was born in a hospital in Roanoke, VA but my early puppy days were in Troutville.  Mom had moved there when she was 15 in 1970 with her parents.  After both her parents died, she  sold the home place in 2007 and we moved to our current home.  I think she sometimes gets sad over it.  She was there for so long and had so many friends.  But with me and the other guys in our family, we are meeting some great people here.  I heard someone tell Mom that she never meets a stranger.  I really do not understand what means, with me being a Bulldog, I just know Mom can talk a lot.  Mom tells us that home is where the heart is and a person has to be happy wherever they are in life. She says God takes us to all kinds of places and puts us in different situations for reasons we do not always realize.  I know she really depends on him, and is always talking to him.  I have never seen him, but Mom said God pulled me thru a lot of stuff, especially when I was a baby puppy.

 

Back to the road trip.  I thought it was just going to be Mom and me, but she dragged along some other babies.  We stopped to get a drive thru breakfast and the girl at the first window was totally scared of me. Wow, that was different.  I guess I was excited to get my biscuit and drink and she saw my teeth. I was just a happy traveler who was laughing. The girl at the second window was really cool and gave me extra dog biscuits.  It was not cheeseburger time but the butter biscuit was not too bad.

 

Once we got to Roanoke, I noticed we were going to my doctor's hospital. "Wait just a minute Mom" I said. That is when she told me I was due for my vaccinations. I asked, "mom, doesn't that include needles?" and she mumbled something about they would not hurt a big boy like me. Of course, I marched inside like a trooper. The nurses all cooed and cuddled me.  They recognize a superstar when they see one.  I did manage to mention that I was running for president and everyone said they would vote for me. I thanked them for that. They have my picture on their wall.  Outside in the parking lot, Mom saw other people she knew and saw puppies she had sold.  We even saw Cooter's sister. She was very happy with her new Mom. She was all dressed up in a cute little outfit.  For some reason, Mom dresses all the Yorkies, and the new owners continue the trait.  I was actually dressed in my preppy shirt, it is my favorite and the most comfortable to wear while traveling.

 

After we left the hospital, we went by another restaurant and got a lot of food.  I kind of mentioned to Mom that she was on a diet when she ordered so much food.  I did not realize we were going to aunt Bonnie's house for lunch.  She was ready for us, she had put her husband's blue heelers outside and I had the run of her house. However, I was mesmerized by the big bowl with little objects swimming in it.  Mom explained it was called an aquarium and it had fish swimming in it.  Wow, I guess aunt Bonnie's cat just grabs a snack whenever she is hungry.

 

Then on our way back home, Mom saw  Kelly outside his cool antique store. Our home in Troutville was only 1/2 a mile from him.  So Mom blew the car horn and swung into his parking lot.  He had a couple of customers browsing around.  Kelly has some really cool things that mom calls antiques and collectibles. His whole building is painted with all kinds of pictures on it.  He has life size statues of a horse and a buffalo. He and Mom were movie pals.  Also, Kelly had a dog named Chester who stayed with us when Kelly went on trips. Kelly has motorcycles too.  Chester used to jump up on the gas tank of one of Kelly's Harleys and they drove around together on it.  He was pictured several times in different newspapers.  He was a really cool Jack Russell Terrier.  Chester died last year and is buried in the side courtyard.  In his honor, Kelly had Chester's picture painted on the building. Kelly also has a Corvette that he and I have made plans to cruise around in it and gather voter support.  Mom laughed and said she knew we were just going to go cruising for chicks. Well mom, guys gotta do what guys gotta do.  Mom took some pictures of Kelly and me and I told her to put them here on my blog.  If you are ever in Troutville, VA, stop by Kelly's real deals.  Be sure to tell him that Waldo sent you and Kelly will give you a Waldo discount.

 

After visiting there for a while we went by the old home place which has now been torn down.  Mom said they are going to build a hotel there, have a couple of restaurants, and maybe a small office park.  She got a little teary eyed, but I told her we would just come spend the night there  when it opened.  We will always have our memories, besides Mom takes so many pictures, I am sure she has albums full of pictures of the place. I do not know if they will name the new places after me or not.  If they are smart, they will and put my picture upon a sign. LOL  Of course, I will want the presidential  suite complete with  room service.

 

I slept most of the way home.  I figured Mom knew the way, if not, she would wake me for directions. We arrived home to find everyone snoring.  After exercising everyone, Mom and  I went to bed early, it had been a fun filled day and we were both tired.

 

Okay, I have to go for now. Time to get everyone up and about.  Take care of yourselves,  be happy, and remember to Thank God for all he does for us.

 

Love,

Waldo

 

PS  do not forget to tell your friends that I am running for president, remember "cheeseburgers all around" will get this economy jump started.

 

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WALDO THE EASTER BUNNY????

OKAY FOLKS, MOM IS CERTAINLY LOSING IT NOW.  LOOK AT MY PICTURE, I HAVE BLUE EARS!!!  DID MOM FORGET  I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?  I DO NOT SEE HILARY OR OBAMA WEARING EARS.  MOM SAYS I AM STILL HER BABY BULLY BOY. 

 

GEE, WHEN ONE HAS A FACE LIKE MINE, IT IS JUST TOO ADORABLE NOT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED A LOT.  THE CAMERA LOVES ME.  BUT NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE SOME COMPETITION.   THAT BLASTED LITTLE YORKIE, COOTER, IS WORKING ON BEING TOO CUTE.  FRIENDS WERE HERE ON FRIDAY AND THEY DRESSED AND UNDRESSED COOTER,  IT WAS DISGUSTING TO HEAR GROWN WOMEN GIGGLE AND COO OVER THAT LITTLE VARMIT.  NOTICE HOW HE JUMPED INTO MY BASKET WITH MY RABBIT,  A LITTLE PUSHY ISN'T HE??  HE WEIGHS ALL OF 24 OUNCES AT 4 1/2 MONTHS OLD, AND HE IS A SMART ALEC TOO.  HE THINKS HE CAN JUST DO AS HE PLEASES AROUND HERE.  HE HAS SO MUCH ENERGY, IF WE COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO HARNESS IT, WE COULD SOLVE THE GAS  PROBLEM AND I COULD TAKE MORE ROAD TRIPS.  

 

I NOTICE IN MY CAMPAIGN THAT JUSTICE IS GETTING LAZY.  I MAY HAVE TO REORGNIZE AND HAVE COOTER AS MY RUNNING MATE FOR VICE-PRESIDENT.  HE COULD WIGGLE US OUT OF ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS.  AND COOTER LOVES CHEESEBURGERS.  SPEAKING OF WHICH, THIS IS FRIDAY AND MOM FORGOT TO GET THEM TODAY.  I TELL YOU FOLKS, MOM NEEDS SOME SERIOUS R AND R. 

 

I AM GOING TO SIGN OFF NOW  AS I NEED TO GO TO BED, WE HAVE AN EASTER BONE HUNT COMING UP THIS WEEKEND AND  I WANT TO FIND AS MANY BONES AS POSSIBLE. 

 

IN THE EASTER SPIRIT, COOTER AND I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A BLESSED EASTER SUNDAY.  REMEMBER JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS.

 

LOVE,

WALDO AND COOTER                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

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