HELLO FOLKS,
GUESS WHAT, A SPECIAL ANGEL TOLD ME THAT ON FRIDAY DECEMBER 19 th, ANOTHER SPECIAL YOUNG LADY IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY. HER NAME IS JENNA. SHE IS THE OLDER SISTER TO MARIAH. GEE, THEY LIVE IN A SPECIAL FAMILY TO HAVE 2 WONDERFUL GIRLS. WAIT A MINUTE, THAT MEANS 2 CAKES IN ONE MONTH.
WALDO-"MOM, MOM, MOM, WHERE ARE YOU MOM, I HAVE A QUESTION?"
MOM-"FOR GOODNESS SAKE WALDO, WHAT IS IT? ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A NAP."
WALDO-"MOM, I WAS TAKING A NAP BUT A SPECIAL ANGEL TOLD ME SOMETHING AND I HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING ON MY BLOG. COME ON MOM, I GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ASK YOU."
MOM-"ALLRIGHT WALDO, BUT YOU HAVE TO FINISH YOUR NAP. WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT?"
WALDO-"CAN ONE FAMILY HAVE 2 BIRTHDAY CAKES IN THE SAME MONTH? YOU SEE MOM, MARIAH TURNED 11 AND SHE GOT A CAKE AND NOW JENNA IS TURNING 14 AND SHE IS GETTING A CAKE, IS THAT LEGAL? I THOUGHT I HAD TO SHARE A CAKE ON MY LAST BIRTHDAY. I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE COULD NOT HAVE 2 CAKES IN ONE MONTH."
MOM-"WALDO, I THINK YOU GOT YOUR OWN CAKE. I DO NOT REMEMBER YOU SHARING A CAKE. OF COURSE, A FAMILY CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE CAKE IN A MONTH IF MORE THAN ONE PERSON IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY THAT MONTH. YOU KNOW THAT."
WALDO-"MOM, ARE YOU SURE I HAD MY OWN CAKE. ARE YOU SURE I DID NOT HAVE TO SHARE MY CAKE WITH THAT SILLY BIRD, BUCKWHEAT. HE IS ALWAYS TALKING AND HE IS A SNEAKY BIRD TOO."
MOM- "WALDO, YOU KNOW THAT BUCKWHEAT DOES NOT EAT CAKE. HE ONLY EATS SEEDS AND PEANUTS AS A TREAT. WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON HIM ANYWAY, YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED BUCKWHEAT."
WALDO- "WELL MOM, THE OTHER DAY, I WAS BEHAVING MYSELF, AS ALWAYS. I THINK YOU HAD GONE TO THE STORE. ANYWAY, I WAS JUST PLAYING AND ALL AT ONCE I HEARD "WALDO BEHAVE!" I LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU BUT YOU WERE NOT HOME. SO I WENT BACK TO PLAYING. THEN I HEARD IT AGAIN, "WALDO, BEHAVE!" THIS CAUSED THE OTHER BULLDOGS TO GIGGLE. ESPECIALLY JUSTICE. FINALLY MISS BUTTONS TOLD ME IT WAS BUCKWHEAT THE BIRD WHO YELLED AT ME. MISS BUTTONS SAYS HE HEARS WHAT PEOPLE SAY AND THEN HE COPIES IT. I DO NOT HEAR BUCKWHEAT YELL AT THE OTHER BULLDOGS."
MOM-"WELL WALDO, YOU HEAR BUCKWHEAT TELL ME "GET TO WORK", "ANSWER THE PHONE", "BUCK IS READY TO GO TO BED". HE SAYS LOTS OF THINGS AND HE SINGS TOO. I THINK I HAVE TOLD YOU SEVERAL TIMES TO BEHAVE AND I GUESS HE JUST COPIED ME SAYING THAT."
WALDO-"THAT IS NOT FAIR MOM. HE SHOULD YELL AT SOME OF THE OTHER DOGS TOO. ESPECIALLY PRETTY BOY JUSTICE. OH, JUSTICE HAS THAT SWEET LITTLE FACE AND HE ACTS LIKE HE DOES NO WRONG. BUT YOU KNOW JUSTICE STEALS THINGS. HE STOLE ONE OF LUCY'S BONES. I SAW HIM DO IT."
MOM- "LISTEN WALDO, IT IS NOT NICE TO TATTLE ON SOMEONE EITHER. NOW I THINK YOU SHOULD GET BACK TO YOUR ORIGINAL SUBJECT. REMEMBER, BIRTHDAY CAKE AND JENNA?"
WALDO-"OKAY MOM, I WANT TO WISH JENNA A GREAT BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH. I HOPE SHE GETS A PRETTY CAKE AND BALLOONS AND PRESENTS!!! YOU KNOW MOM, I REALLY LOVE PRESENTS."
MOM- "I KNOW THAT WALDO. BY THE WAY WALDO, ONE OF THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEEN, UMM, PLAYED WITH, OR PEEKED INTO. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?"
WALDO-"YOU KNOW MOM, I REALLY NEED TO GO AND TAKE THAT NAP. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP."
JUSTICE-"HEY MOM, ASK BUCKWHEAT WHAT WALDO WAS DOING WHEN HE YELLED AT HIM."
MOM-"JUSTICE, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID ABOUT TATTLE TALES?"
JUSTICE-"I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING MOM, I JUST TOLD YOU TO ASK THE BIRD."
WALDO-"JUSTICE, BE QUIET AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!"
MOM-"THAT IS ENOUGH BOYS, BOTH OF YOU GO TAKE A NAP. WHAT WILL MARIAH AND JENNA THINK OF YOU TWO ACTING UP LIKE THIS, ESPECIALLY A WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS. AND BESIDES THIS IS A BIRTHDAY WISH TO JENNA."
JUSTICE AND WALDO TOGETHER-" WE ARE SORRY. OKAY, BUCKWHEAT CAN JOIN US NOW, HE KNOWS THE SONG HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HERE WE GO--
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JENNA,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU."
WALDO- "HAVE A GREAT DAY JENNA AND ONE DAY, WE MAY JUST SHOW UP FOR CHEESEBURGERS WITH YOU TOO!!!!"
**OKAY FOLKS, ONE WEEK UNTIL JESUS' BIRTHDAY. LET'S ALL REMEMBER THAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS. SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND THANK JESUS FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US.
LOVE,
SIR WALDO MCGEE
WALDO-"UMM MOM, WHY ARE YOU LETTING JUSTICE PUT HIS PICTURE ON MY BLOG??"
MOM-"IT IS NICE TO SHARE THINGS WALDO. I AM SURE MARIAH AND JENNA SHARE THINGS TOO. IT WILL NOT HURT TO LET JUSTICE HAVE HIS PICTURE ON YOUR BLOG."
JUSTICE-"THANKS MOM, AND THANK YOU WALDO FOR SHARING."
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