Waldo's World: IT IS DECEMBER ALREADY!!!!

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CALL MOM AND TELL HER THAT DECEMBER IS HERE AND CHRISTMAS IS THIS MONTH. SHE HAS REALLY BEEN BUSY. IN FACT, WE DID NOT GET OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY UNTIL A WEEK AFTER THE BIG TURKEY DAY. OH, SHE HAD IT IN THE FRIDGE. BUT DEVIN THE YORKIE DECIDED TO HAVE PUPPIES ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON BEFORE THANKSGIVING. SHE HAD SOME PROBLEMS AND MOM STAYED WITH HER UNTIL 3 IN THE MORNING. MOM EVEN HAD TANIA (ANOTHER BULLDOG BREEDER) COME LOOK AT DEVIN. WE WERE ALL SLEEPY AND MOM DID NOT FEEL LIKE COOKING. THEN SOME FRIENDS CAME ON FRIDAY AND THEY HAD HAD TURKEY SO THEY WANTED SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT. FINALLY, ALL OF US BULLIES AND ALL THE LITTLE DOGS TOLD MOM THAT IT WAS TIME TO GET THAT BIRD OUT AND PUT IT INTO THE OVEN. IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WAIT. WE COULD EAT TURKEY EVERY DAY. BUT MOM SAID NO, SHE WAS NOT COOKING A BIRD EVERY DAY.

I GUESS ALL OF YOU NOTICED THAT I HAVE NOT WRITTEN FOR A WHILE EITHER. I HAVE TOLD MOM LOTS OF STORIES BUT MOM HAS NOT TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THEM. SO THIS IS A SHORT NOTE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I AM STILL KICKIN' AND WILL GET MOM ON THE STICK.

IN THE MEANTIME, I AM WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND FUN HOLIDAY TIME. BE SURE TO THINK OF ALL THE LITTLE FOUR LEGGED CRITTERS WHO DO NOT HAVE HAPPY HOMES. PLEASE TAKE FOOD AND TOYS TO YOUR LOCAL SHELTERS. THE SHELTERS CAN ALWAYS USE KITTY LITTER, DOG BISCUITS, CAT CHOW, DOG FOOD. AND IF YOU HAVE ROOM, ADOPT AN EXTRA PET. I GET TIRED OF THE WALKING FLEA HOTELS (CATS) AROUND HERE BUT MOM SAID THEY ARE ALL NEUTERED AND ARE NOT BOTHERING ME. WELL, THAT IS HER OPINION. I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK THEY SHOULD WALK IN MY BACK YARD. THEY HAVE THE WOODS. THEY HAVE A BARN OF THEIR OWN. WHY DO THEY MEANDER DOWN TO MY YARD? OKAY, I WILL GET OFF OF THAT SOAPBOX. MOM WILL COME IN HERE AND TELL ME TO BE QUIET ABOUT CATS.

MOM IS GOING TO RING THE BELL FOR THE SALVATION ARMY ONE DAY. I AM GOING TO SEE IF SHE WILL LET ME GO WITH HER. I THINK THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN. I KNOW IF I GET TO GO, SHE WILL GIVE ME THAT SPEECH ABOUT BEHAVING, NOT JUMPING UP ON ANYONE, AND THAT I AM NOT TO ASK FOR CHEESEBURGERS. BUT I BET I WOULD GET A LOT OF ATTENTION. I WILL JUST CALL THE SALVATION ARMY PLACE TOMORROW AND ASK PERSONALLY. THAT MIGHT BE GOING OVER MOM'S HEAD, BUT SHE IS SO BUSY, SHE WILL PROBLAY NOT REALIZE I AM ON THE PHONE. GEE FOLKS, DON'T I GET GREAT IDEAS?

WELL, I AM GOING TO CLOSE FOR NOW. I WILL WRITE LATER THIS WEEK AND LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BELL RINGING JOB.

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US. AND REMEMBER CHRISTMAS IS TO CELEBRATE JESUS' BIRTHDAY.

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

P.S. I GUESS EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHO THAT CUTE LITTLE PUPPY IS? WELL, I WILL LET YOU THINK ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE BEFORE I TELL YOU THE BIG SECRET. BUT I WILL TELL YOU HER NAME IS LIBERTY AND SHE WAS BORN ON ELECTION DAY AT SERENITY HAVEN KENNELS. SO STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT NEWSLETTER TO FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION. ONE HINT, THAT IS MOM'S HAND HOLDING HER.