HELLO EVERYONE,
I AM DEVOTING THIS BLOG ENTRY TO A YOUNG LADY NAMED MARIAH. SHE IS CELEBRATING HER 11 nth BIRTHDAY ON DECEMBER 12, 2008. MARIAH IS A NEW SUBSCRIBER TO MY BLOG. SHE HAS WRITTEN ME THE NICEST EMAILS. I WANT TO THANK HER, AS I REALLY LIKE GETTING THEM. I WISH I COULD BE WITH HER PERSONALLY ON HER BIRTHDAY, I WOULD TAKE HER OUT FOR A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, FRENCH FRIES, AND A MILK SHAKE. I CONSIDER THAT THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY MEAL. IT WOULD THEN BE FOLLOWED BY A NICE PIECE OF ANGEL FOOD CAKE.
YEA, YEA, YEA, IT IS HUMAN FOOD, BUT LET'S FACE IT, I CONSIDER MYSELF A HUMAN. MOM DRESSES ME UP, SHE LETS ME SLEEP WITH HER SOMETIMES, SHE TALKS TO ME LIKE A PERSON, AND I HAVE MY OWN BLOG. PLUS, WHENEVER I TRAVEL, I RIDE IN THE FRONT SEAT AND HELP MOM FIND HER WAY TO STRANGE PLACES. (ONE DAY I WILL WRITE ABOUT THE TIME I HAD TO GUIDE MOM THRU WHAT MOST PEOPLE KNOW AS WALTON'S MOUNTAIN. POOR MOM, SOMETIMES SHE HAS TROUBLE FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS. UMM, WE BETTER KEEP THAT A SECRET BETWEEN YOU AND ME, OKAY?)
TO MARIAH
HAPPY YAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIAH
MAY THIS ONE BE JUST AS SPECIAL
AS YOU ARE,
MAY YOU ENJOY THE WHOLE DAY
AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN
MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW
MANY PEOPLE LOVE YOU
INCLUDING ME
AND KNOW I AM THINKING OF YOU.
ONE DAY, YOU MAY JUST BE SUPER SURPRISED. I MAY SHOW UP IN PERSON AND TAKE YOU OUT FOR THAT SPECIAL CHEESEBURGER.
BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US.
LOVE,
YOUR SPECIAL BULLDOG FRIEND
SIR WALDO MCGEE
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