TIS' THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY, FA LA LA, LA LA LA,
NEW BONES FOR ALL, FA LA LA,
NEW TOYS AND SPECIAL SQUEEKIES, FA LA LA LA.
GRACE OUR BEDS WITH FURRY CUSHIONS, FA LA LA
THROW OUT THE BIRD, CAGE AND ALL, FA LA LA LA LA LA
GET RID OF THE YAPPY YORKIES, FA LA LA LA LA,.
USE THE SHIH TZU AS DUST MOPS, FA LA LA LA
PUT THE POODLES IN THE BARNS, FA LA LA LA
SEND THE PAPILLONS BACK TO FRANCE FA LA LA LA
OH, TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY,
ONLY THE BULLDOGS IN THE HOUSE, FA LA LA LA
MOM---"WALDO, WHAT ARE YOU SINGING?"
WALDO--"CHRISTMAS SONGS MOM, IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR, YOU KNOW"
MOM--"BUT WALDO, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT GETTING RID OF THE BIRD AND SENDING THE PAPILLONS BACK TO FRANCE? I DO NOT THINK THAT IS VERY NICE. THE OTHER DOGS MAY WANT TO SEND YOU BACK TO ENGLAND."
WALDO--"UMM MOM, I DID NOT COME FROM ENGLAND, SOME OF MY ANCESTORS DID BUT REMEMBER I WAS BORN IN ROANOKE VA. YOU ARE NOT GETTING SENILE, ARE YOU MOM??"
MOM--"YOU ARE SIDESTEPPING THE POINT WALDO. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT."
WALDO--"OH, THE SONG MOM, WELL IT IS JUST A LITTLE FUN DITTY I PUT TOGETHER. WANT ME TO TEACH IT TO YOU?"
MOM--"NO, NO, NO, WALDO, LET'S SING THE SONG THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SUNG."
WALDO--"GEE MOM, YOU ARE REALLY GETTING TO BE A PARTY POOPER IN YOUR OLD AGE."
MOM--"WALDO, I AM NOT REALLY THAT OLD."
WALDO--"WELL, YOU ARE A LOT OLDER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE. THAT BIRD IS GETTING UP IN AGE, HOW OLD IS HE ANYWAY?"
MOM--"BUCKWHEAT IS ABOUT 25 OR 26 YEARS OLD. HE IS PART OF OUR FAMILY."
WALDO--"YEA, BUT NOW THAT HE KNOWS MY NAME, HE IS ALWAYS YELLING AT ME. OKAY MOM, LET'S GET SERIOUS ABOUT CHRISTMAS. LET'S TALK ABOUT MY CHRISTMAS PHOTO. DO YOU HAVE PUT ANTLERS ON ME ? IF YOU DO THAT TO ME, WHY CAN'T I SING MY SONG?"
MOM--"WALDO, YOU LOOK CUTE WITH ANTLERS. WE COULD GET RJ THE PAPILLON IN THE PICTURE OR WE COULD PUT YOUR BUDDY, JUSTICE, IN THE PICTURE WITH YOU."
WALDO--"MOM, THAT IS REALLY LOW. YOU KNOW JUSTICE AND I DO NOT AGREE ON MUCH. HE IS ONE OF THOSE FAWN AND WHITES, AND I AM A LUCIOUS RED BRINDLE AND WHITE. AND THEN YOU MENTION RJ--HE WOULD NOT STAY STILL FOR A PICTURE. I WAS THINKING MAYBE MISS BUTTONS. SHE WOULD SIT STILL AND MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. SHE LIKES TO DRESS UP."
MOM--OKAY, SO WE WILL HAVE YOUR PICTURE WITH MISS BUTTONS. NOW, LET'S WISH EVERYONE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND BE REALLY NICE TO ALL THE OTHER LITTLE 4 LEGGED KIDS HERE. SANTA MAY HEAR SOME OF THESE NAUGHTY THINGS YOU ARE SAYING. THERE IS A SONG ABOUT THAT TOO."
WALDO--"MOM, YOU ALWAYS TWIST STUFF AROUND TO MAKE ME BEHAVE. I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY SNEEKY. BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY. EVEN IF YOU ARE OLD."
MOM--"I AM NOT THAT OLD WALDO."
WALDO--"OKAY MOM, I KNOW YOU ARE IN DENIAL."
MOM--"WALDO,,,,,,,,,,"
WALDO--"REALLY MOM, THIS IS JESUS' BIRTHDAY. SO WITH TOTAL LOVE, LET'S CELEBRATE HIS BIRTH. WHY DON'T WE TELL EVERYONE HOW WONDERFUL JESUS IS AND HOW MUCH HE HAS DONE FOR US. AND LET'S REMIND EVERYONE TO THANK HIM AND ASK HIM TO CONTINUE TO BLESS US IN THE UPCOMING NEW YEAR."
MOM--"WALDO, YOU ALWAYS CONTINUE TO SURPRISE ME. YOU HAVE THE TRUE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL, EVEN WITH YOUR SILLY SONG. THANK YOU WALDO. I LOVE YOU TOO.
WALDO--SO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE, LET'S ALL BARK, MEOW, AND CHIRP TO EVERYONE,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS"
LOVE,
SIR WALDO MCGEE, ELIZABETH, AND ALL OF THE MCGEE-MACBETH FAMILY.
WALDO--"PS. UM MOM, JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU?"
MOM--"OLD ENOUGH TO TELL YOU TO GO TO BED AND DREAM OF SUGARPLUMS AND BONES IN YOUR CUTE LITTLE HEAD."
WALDO--"DENIAL MOM"
MOM--"GOODNIGHT WALDO."
WALDO--"WHAT IS A SUGARPLUM MOM?"
MOM--"GOODNIGHT WALDO."
WALDO--"OKAY, GOODNIGHT MOM, LOVE YOU."
MOM--"LOVE YOU TOO WALDO."
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