Sunday, December 30, 2007

Waldo's Cheeseburger Poll

Angus Third Pounder
Angus Third Pounder,
originally uploaded by Slice.
I had a little talk with Miss Edie while she was here. She told me that Waldo is curious whether there are better hamburgers than McDonalds. So Waldo is on a mission to find the BEST CHEESEBURGER in the world.

You can help Waldo by voting in his poll at the right. Don't worry if you pick Other, you can leave a comment to tell him which burgers you think are the best.

If you found this post HOWLINGLY good, vote for it below!

Waldo plans on being the worlds biggest cheeseburger critic!

Friday, December 28, 2007

Conversation with Waldo

I WAS TRYING TO GET EVERYONE IN BED EARLIER TONIGHT. I COULD TELL WALDO WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING.

WALDO, WHAT IS BOTHERING YOU??

MOM, I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT, WELL, MOM, YOU ARE WORRYING ALL OF US.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT WALDO??

UMMM, MOM DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TODAY?

PRETTY MUCH.

WELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SHAGGY POODLE, EDIE?? YOU LEFT WITH HER THIS MORNING. I HEARD YOU TELL BUTTONS THAT SHE WOULD GO WITH YOU TO PICK HER UP. THEN, THIS AFTERNOON, YOU WERE DOING ALL KINDS OF STUFF. YOU WERE REALLY WORRIED OVER THE YORKIES AND YOU WORKED WITH THEM A LOT. THEN SUPPER CAME AND WENT. AND NOW WE ARE GETTING READY FOR BED AND YOU HAVE NOT MENTIONED EDIE. SHE IS NOT HERE MOM.

I KNOW WALDO, SHE IS HAVING A SLEEPOVER WITH MISS CINDY. I DID NOT THINK THAT WOULD BOTHER ANY OF YOU BULLDOGS. ALL OF YOU MAKE FUN OF EDIE. YOU TELL HER SHE IS TOO TALL, NO WRINKLES, AND SHE IS DITZY.

BUT MOM.....

NO WALDO, YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE REST AT MAKING FUN OF HER.

WE KINDA OF MISS HER. SHE WAS OUR OWN PERSONAL CLOWN. REMEMBER WHEN SHE GOT UP ON THE BENCH AND LOOKED IN THE WINDOW AT YOU. AND, AND, YOU KNOW HOW SHE HANGS OVER THE KITCHEN DOOR LOOKING AT YOU???

YEA, I KNOW.

WELL, HER CHRISTMAS TOYS ARE HERE. ISN'T SHE GOING TO MISS THOSE??? AND WE REALLY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING BY SAYING THOSE THINGS TO HER. SHE TELLS US WE ARE FAT, AND MAKE A LOT OF STINKIES.

IS SHE GOING TO COME HOME MOM???

YES, SHE IS. MISS CINDY IS GOING TO LET US KNOW. I GOT TO MEET SOME OF MISS CINDY'S KIDS TODAY. SO EDIE IS PROBLAY FOOLING WITH THEM ALSO. THEY TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES OF EDIE WHEN SHE GOT THERE.

I DIDN'T KNOW MISS CINDY HAD KIDS. WHAT ABOUT KAYLEE??? IS SHE GOING TO BE UPSET WITH EDIE BARGING INTO HER HOME??

WALDO, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALLRIGHT. YOU REALLY NEED TO GET TO BED.

OKAY MOM. UMM MOM, ONE MORE THING, IS TOMORROW CHEESEBURGER FRIDAY???

YES, WALDO.

CAN I HAVE HER EDIE'S CHEESEBURGER????

NO, YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE CHEESEBURGER CRAZY. NOW GET TO BED BEFORE YOU TURN INTO A CHEESEBURGER.

OH MOM, YOU ARE SO SILLY. BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU.

I LOVE ALL OF YOU TOO WALDO.

EVEN EDIE MOM???

YES, I THINK I MISS HER MORE THAN I THOUGHT I EVER WOULD WALDO, NOW SWEET DREAMS.

NIGHTY NIGHT MOM.

NIGHTY NIGHT WALDO.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Christmas From Waldo & Friends

FROM ELIZABETH MCGEE MACBETH KENNELS

HELLO EVERYONE,
Our Little Santa, who went home with his new mom on Sunday

IT HAS BEEN QUITE A YEAR
THE DOGS AND THE CATS
AND THE PARROT AND ME
WE ALL PACKED UP IN MAY
AND MOVED TO PAMPLIN IN JUNE
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW NOT
WHERE THAT IS
IT IS IN THE COUNTRY
CLOSE TO APPOMATTOX
WHERE LEE SURRENDERED TO GRANT
WE HAVE HAD HAPPY MOMENTS
AND SOME VERY SAD TIMES
BUT WE ARE NOT GOING TO DWELL
ON THE SAD
WE WILL BE FOREVER UNPACKING

WALDO SAYS IT IS NO USE
I JUST GET MORE STUFF OUT OF BOXES
AND IT JUST CLUTTERS UP HIS SPACE

WHAT SPACE IS YOURS I ASK

OH MOM, YOU ARE SO SILLY, HE RESPONDS
YOU KNOW, THE BEDROOM,
THE LIVING ROOM,
THE DINING ROOM,
THE KITCHEN,
THE BATHROOM

DO I HAVE ANY SPACE HERE WALDO?

SURE MOM, I ALLOW YOU TO ROAM ABOUT
YOU GET TO WASH THE DISHES
AND CLOTHES
YOU GET TO CLEAN UP THE POOPIE MESSES
YOU GET TO DRIVE THE CAR
YOU GET TO PAY THE BILLS
ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU CLEAN THE HOUSE
WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT MOM??

OH, I DON'T KNOW WALDO
PERHAPS A NAP HERE AND THERE
WATCH TEEVEE IN PEACE
READ A BOOK

GEE MOM, YOU ARE SO SILLY
I WILL NAP WITH YOU
I WILL WATCH TEE VEE WITH YOU
YOU KNOW I CANNOT READ
BUT YOU CAN READ TO US ANIMALS

WELL WALDO, WE ARE WAY OFF TRACK
THIS IS A CHRISTMAS LETTER
TO OUR FRIENDS

OKAY MOM, TELL OUR FRIENDS
WE WANT TOYS CHEW BONES,
AND MCDONALD'S MONEY

WALDO, WE ARE NOT ASKING FOR THINGS

WELL MOM, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY

I DO NOT KNOW WALDO,
MAYBE I SHOULD WAKE UP
MISS BUTTONS OR ETHEL

NO MOM, WE CAN HANDLE IT
WE COULD ASK JUSTICE
BUT HE WANTS SQUEEKIES

WALDO, QUIT ASKING FOR STUFF
WE WANT TO TELL PEOPLE
HOW WE ARE HOW THANKFUL
WE GOT MOVED
HOW GOD HAS BLESSED US
IN OUR NEW HOME
HOW GOD HAS GIVEN US NEW FRIENDS
AND KEPT US IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS
HOW WE ARE BLESSED
TO HAVE NEW MEMBERS OF OUR PET FAMILY

MOM, DO WE HAVE TO MENTION THE LITTLE DOGS

YES WALDO, WE DO

EVEN THE PAPILLONS
AND THE YORKIES
AND THOSE SILLY FLUFFY SHIH TZU

YES WALDO,
AND WE ARE THANKFUL
WE HAVE AUTUMN THE CHESSIE
AND EDIE THE POODLE

WELL MOM, I KNOW WHAT TO SAY

WALDO, DO NOT ASK FOR ANYTHING

I KNOW MOM,
GEE, YOU KEEP REPEATING YOURSELF

OKAY WALDO, YOU TAKE IT FROM HERE

ALL RIGHT MOM,
NOW YOU ARE THINKING
LISTEN UP EVERYBODY
WE LOVE ALL OF YOU
WE WANT YOU TO BE BLESSED IN 2008
WE WANT YOU TO BE SAFE AND WARM
AND PRAY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT
WHAT WE HAVE
WE WANT YOU TO HAVE PEACE AND JOY
WE WANT TO PRAY FOR OUR SERVICE MEN OVERSEAS
WE WANT TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
AND WE WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

THAT WAS GOOD WALDO.

THANKS MOM. OH MOM, CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING

YES WALDO YOU MAY

CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A CHEESEBURGER

WALDO, I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK FOR ANYTHING

CAN'T BLAME A BOY FOR TRYING MOM.

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE, GOOD NIGHT WALDO,

GOOD NIGHT MOM.

LOVE, ELIZABETH, WALDO, MISS BUTTONS, ZIPPER, LUCY, ETHEL, JUSTICE, AUTUMN, EDIE, ANGIE, LITTLE MAN, BUCKWHEAT THE BIRD, THE SHIH TZU AND THE YORKIES TOO

(DID WE HAVE TO MENTION THE YORKIES MOM?

YES WALDO, NOW GOODNIGHT)






From poor Devin with her 5 pups.
From The Grand Madam Zipper and her son Justice
From Waldo (discovering cows)
and PIGS
From the Shih Tzu pups
From Simone and Grey Girl Checking out the new grounds
From Miss Buttons entertaining the day care class
Emily, gone but never forgotten
And from Waldo

Merry Christmas

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Santa Patrol, Bulldog Style

ETHEL, BUTTONS, JUSTICE

ETHEL SAYS TO BUTTONS, "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT"

BUTTONS ANSWERS, "HE DOES NOT COME IN THE DAYLIGHT"

WALDO AND JUSTICE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY CHANCES, THEY ARE ALERT AND READY TO GRAB A REINDEER

MISS BUTTONS Sets The Record Straight

HELLO FOLKS,

EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT WALDO AND SCHOOL, JUSTICE AND STEALING, EDIE, WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THAT POOR CHILD???? I KNOW ALL THE SECRETS OF LUCY, ETHEL, AND EMILY ROSE. ZIPPER KNOWS I KNOW ABOUT HER. THEN THIS HOUSE IS BEING OVER RUN WITH YORKIES AND SHIH TZU. AND THAT BIRD, BUCKWHEAT, IS A REAL LOUDMOUTH.

SO I JUST WANT TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. I AM THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING!!!!!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME.

MISS BUTTONS ANN MCGEE





Justice The Thief

OKAY,
I KNOW I AM GETTING OLD BUT I AM NOT MISPLACING EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.
BELOW ARE PICTURES THAT WILL SHOW I LIVE WITH A LITTLE THIEF.
AND HIS NAME WOULD BE SIR JUSTICE.
ALL OF HIS HIDEY PLACES ARE IN HIS BEDROOM.
ELIZABETH


Complete Tractor

2 ANIMALS ARE MISSING

CAMERA IS UNFOCUSED BUT ONE CAN MAKE OUT A BULLDOG





Empty Tractor Left in the Hallway
Piglet Under My Stolen Slipper

Farmer and the Duck in the Corner

Cow along with the empty paper plate that disappeared!


And a Mugshot of Sir Justice the Thief!






In Memory Of Emily Rose McGee

Below are some pictures of Emily as a baby and some taken recently. Some of you may remember her as the baby bully dressed in the pink dress with the roses. You can see that picture here.

MISS EMILY ROSE IN APRIL
4-15-03 TO 11-01-07



EMILY ROSE AT 8 WEEKS


SHE KNEW SHE WAS SPECIAL


EMILY ROSE WAS BORN TO RIDE


HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU KID.


EMILY TWO WEEKS AGO.


After Class

THIS IS NOT A GOOD SHOT OF THE CAVALIER, SHE IS WAITING FOR THE BALL TO BE THROWN, HOWEVER, SHE BETTER WATCH OUT, THE POODLE IS WATCHING THAT BALL TOO.......

Relaxing after class

Max the Poodle chasing ball while Maggie the cocker watches


I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE WANTS ME TO STAND STILL

HEY MOM, LOOK AT ME, I AM THE TEACHER'S PET

I KNOW YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE??????


OKAY, I WILL LEAD YOU MISS CINDY......




YOU HAVE TO PICK UP THE SPEED A LITTLE WALDO




WALDO JUST NEEDED A LITTLE TUG.




Waldo goes to school

OKAY, THE LITTLE TORNADO WENT TO HIS SECOND CLASS TODAY. (LAST WEEK WAS TOO HOT, SO HE HAD TO STAY HOME). TODAY WAS A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

WE ARRIVED A FEW MINUTES LATE. THE OTHER STUDENTS WERE ALREADY IN CLASS. THIS PROMPTED WALDO TO STAND UP ON HIS DOOR AND HANG HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW. ( I LET IT DOWN A LITTLE WAY WHEN I PARK TO KEEP IT COOLER.)

WE JOINED THE CLASS, IN WHICH EVERYONE WAS DOING SO WELL. SOME OF THE OTHER DOGS LOOKED HAPPY TO SEE WALDO. WALDO SWEARS THAT LITTLE COCKER IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. THERE WAS A NEW STUDENT, A GOLDEN, WHO WAS DOING NICELY. WALDO ASSUMED THE INSTRUCTOR WANTED HIM TO JUMP IN THE AIR AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE APPROACHED HIM TO EXAMINE HIM. WE TOOK OUR HEEL WALK, WELL, WE TRIED.

WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE FIGURE 8 EXERCISES, A SPECIAL INSTRUCTION WAS GIVEN THAT THERE SHOULD BE NO BODY SLAMMING. WALDO THOUGHT THAT WAS MEANT FOR THE OTHER STUDENTS. WE MADE IT THRU THE FIGURE 8 TWICE WITH NO PROBLEM. THEN WE WERE A "POST" FOR THE OTHER DOGS TO GO AROUND. WE DID THAT NICELY.

WE HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE "STAY" COMMAND. WE WILL WORK ON THAT.

THEN THE INSTRUCTOR ASKED IF SHE COULD EXCERCISE WALDO. WELL, WALDO WAS HAPPY OVER THIS . OFF HE WENT, LEAVING ME JUST STANDING THERE. THE LAST THING HE SAID TO ME WAS TO GET HIS PICTURE. (YES SIR, AT YOUR COMMAND SIR.) SOME OF THE PICS ARE BELOW. MISS CINDY, THE INSTRUCTOR, SAID SHE REALLY ENJOYED WALDO.

AT THE END OF THE CLASS, SHE BROUGH OUT HER CAVALIER, WHO WAS OFF LEASH AND SO ADORABLE. SHE RETRIEVED THE BALL, AND CAME WHEN CALLED. THEN ONE OF THE STANDARDS JOINED IN THE RETRIEVING. WALDO TOOK ALL THIS IN STRIDE.

AFTER CLASS, WALDO CLIMBED BACK INTO THE FRONT SEAT AND HOME WE CAME. HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF. HE SNUGGLED UP AND GAVE ME A SUGAR IN MY EAR, THEN LAID DOWN FOR THE 24 MILE TRIP HOME. BY THE TIME WE GOT HOME, HE WAS BACK IN FULL BLOWN WALDO PERSONALITY. HE BRAGGED TO ALL THE DOGS HERE AT HOME THAT HE WAS THE TEACHER'S PET.

MISS BUTTONS SAID HE SHOULD NOT BRAG SO MUCH. SHE ALSO THOUGHT THAT SHE SHOULD GO CHECK OUT THIS SITUATION. SIR JUSTICE SAID HE WAS SO WELL BEHAVED, HE DID NOT NEED SCHOOL. WALDO JUST SAID THEY WERE ALL JEALOUS. BUT HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO OVERLOOK THE NAYSAYERS AND ALLOWED THEM TO HAVE SOME DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS.

WISH ME LUCK WHEN I EXPLAIN TO WALDO THAT HOMEWORK CONTINUES.

LATER,

ELIZABETH




Meet Waldo

BELOW ARE SOME PICS OF WALDO, TO GIVE YOU A FOREWARNING OF THE WHITE FACED TORNADO.

WALDO FOLLOWED BY LUCY




AT THE SALEM SHOW, HE WAS SO HAPPY AND EXCITED.

.



IN THE RING, YES, HE IS STANDING NICELY, BUT ALL THE OTHER BULLDOGS ARE LOOKING TO THE RIGHT AT THE JUDGE. WALDO WAS LOOKING AWAY FROM THE JUDGE, HE WAS LOOKING UP AT THE PEOPLE IN THE BLEACHERS AND ON THE SIDELINES. HIS FANS, HE SAID.




Meet Waldo

I AM WALDO.

DESPITE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY, THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME, WALDO, NOT THE SUN.

THIS BLOG IS ABOUT ME AND MAYBE I WILL ALLOW SOME OF MY FRIENDS TO SHARE IT TOO BUT JUST REMEMBER, THIS IS WALDO'S BLOG.

MY MOM, ELIZABETH, SAYS "Waldo is my spoiled rotten baby!" AND I ASK, SPOILED? WAS THE KING OF ENGLAND SPOILED?