Thursday, October 2, 2008

HAPPY 10 TH BIRTHDAY MRS. ZIPPER

HELLO FOLKS,
 
HERE WE ARE IN OCTOBER. FALL IS HERE. IT IS  LESS THAN 3 MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.  JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN A MONTH TO VOTING DAY.  I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.  I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO START. 
 
MRS. ZIPPER, THE OLDEST BULLDOG IN OUR FAMILY WILL BE 10 YEARS OLD OCTOBER 19, 2008.  THAT AGE IS CONSIDERED A MILESTONE IN BULLDOG YEARS. (THIS IS A PICTURE OF ZIPPER, ON THE LEFT WITH HER SON, JUSTICE)  WE HAVE 3 OF HER CHILDREN HERE, SIR JUSTICE, MISS LUCY, AND MISS ETHEL.   SHE HAD TWO LITTERS OF PUPPIES IN HER LIFE. SHE HAS ONE DAUGHTER, SLICKY CHICKY IN NEW YORK AND A SON,  LIL' DOC, LIVES IN TROUTVILLE, VA.   BUT SHE HELPED MOM WITH OTHER BULLY PUPPIES.  MOM SAID SHE SHOWED SOME WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND SHE USED TO BE ABLE TO JUMP OVER A 24 INCH TALL FENCE.   SOME OF HER CHILDREN FROM THE FIRST LITTER DID RETRIEVING.  THEY HAD A KIDDIE POOL AND WOULD JUST JUMP INTO IT AND BRING BACK DUMB BELLS. MOM SAYS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY FOR HER.  I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO GET HER.  SHE SLEEPS IN MOM'S OFFICE ALL THE TIME. SHE GOES OUTSIDE WITH ME SOMETIMES. I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT WHEN WE COME INSIDE AND I AM TOO RAMBUCTIOUS, SHE GIVES ME A CERTAIN LOOK AND I IMMEDIATELY BEHAVE.  MOM REALLY THINKS THAT IS FUNNY.  I GUESS I WILL GO GET HER SOME BEGGIN STRIPS AND T-BONZ.  OF COURSE,  AT THE PARTY, IT WILL BE CHEESEBURGERS ALL AROUND.  SHE LOVES THOSE AS MUCH AS I DO.  SO HERE IS A BIG SALUTE TO YOU ZIPPER.
 
THIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS REALLY GETTING MIND BOGGLING.  THE ECONOMY IS IN THE PITS AND HEALTH CARE IS  OUT OF CONTROL.  MOM HAS BEEN GETTING EMAILS QUESTIONING WHO MY VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WILL BE.   I THINK I AM GOING WITH SIR JUSTICE.  HE IS CALM, SMART, AND HAS LOT OF CHARISMA WITH THE LADIES.  SIR JUSTICE IS VERY HONEST. JUST AS HIS NAME IMPLIES, HE KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG AND TREATS PEOPLE FAIRLY. HE IS ZIPPER'S SON, SO I KNOW HE HAS A GOOD SOLID BACKGROUND.  MY PLATFORM IS STILL THAT CHEESEBURGERS SHOULD BE THE NATIONAL FOOD. 
 
I JUST DO NOT THINK I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS YET.  WE HAVE THANKSGIVING COMING UP.  THAT IS SUCH A GREAT DAY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.  ALTHOUGH, I DO NOT KNOW IF MOM IS SERIOUS ABOUT DRESSING ME UP AS A PILGRIM.  REALLY MOM, GET A GRIP!
 
MOM HAS BEEN BUSY WITH HER EBAY STORE, SHE IS DOGSNDOLLSLIZ, IF ANYONE WANTS TO LOOK HER UP.   I ASKED HER WHAT WAS IN IT.  SHE SAID LOTS OF PEOPLE STUFF, SOME DOG STUFF, AND LOTS OF MISC.  (WHATEVER THAT IS).  I ASKED HER IF ANY OF MY TOYS SHOWED UP ACCIDENTLY ON THERE.  SHE PROMISED THAT THE ANSWER IS NO.  SHE SAID SHE MIGHT START SELLING MY PAWPRINT IF I CONTINUE TO GET INTO STUFF WHILE SHE IS WORKING.  SHE SAID A PAWPRINT IS LIKE A FINGERPRINT AND SHE KNOWS MINE WHEN SHE SEES IT.  AND SHE SAID IT HAS SHOWN UP ON THE COOKIE JAR MORE THAN ONCE.  I ALWAYS SHARE THE COOKIES WITH THE OTHERS.  I HAVE EVEN GIVEN A FLUFFY SHIH TZU A COOKIE.  DOESN'T THAT GAIN ME SOME BROWNIE POINTS???  MISS BUTTONS SAYS I JUST SUCK UP TO MOM ALL THE TIME.
 
OKAY, I AM GOING TO CALL IT QUITS FOR NOW.  BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR OUR FREEDOM AND FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS HE HAS BESTOWED UPON US.  GOD IS SO AWESOME.
 
LOVE,
SIR WALDO MCGEE




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