Tagged - 7 Things You Don't Know About Waldo

Waldo got tagged in a meme and is supposed to list 7 things that his readers don't know about him. 7 Random or Weird things. Well, Waldo didn't understand so here are the 7 Things Waldo Doesn't Know About Cindy. Stay Tuned for the Waldo List. I have explained it to him.

7 THINGS I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT CINDY

1. I DO NOT KNOW HER FAVORITE COLOR, I ASSUME IT IS BRINDLE, BECAUSE THAT IS MY COLOR

2. I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD SHE IS, BUT MOM SAYS IT IS NOT POLITE TO ASK A WOMAN HER AGE, SO I GUESS I WILL NOT FIND OUT

3. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF NIGHTCLOTHES MISS CINDY SLEEP IN, I SLEEP NAKED, MOST BULLDOGS DO, EXCEPT SOMETIMES MISS BUTTONS WEARS A NIGHTSHIRT

4. I DO NOT KNOW MISS CINDY'S FAVORITE RESTURANT, I WOULD HOPE IT WOULD BE ONE THAT SELLS CHEESEBURGERS

5. I DO NOT KNOW MISS CINDY'S WEIGHT, NOW MOM IS YELLING AT ME TELLING ME THAT IS RUDE TO ASK, GEE, THE LADIES AT THE VET PUT ME ON A SCALE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

6. I DO NOT KNOW IF MISS CINDY IS A GOOD DRIVER OR NOT, SHE HAS TO BE BETTER THAN MOM

7. I DO NOT KNOW WHY MISS CINDY DOES NOT OWN A GREAT BULLDOG LIKE ME

LOVE,

WALDO

And now....

7 THINGS ABOUT ME

BY WALDO MCGEE

1. I ACTUALLY HAVE 5 BROTHERS AND SISTERS, BUT I AM THE BEST LOOKING AND SMARTEST

2. I REALLY LIKE LAYING IN BED WITH MOM TO WATCH BOSTON LEGAL

3. I SECRETLY LIKE EDIE THE STANDARD POODLE, I THINK SHE IS CUTE

4. I KNOW JUSTICE DID NOT STEAL MY CHRISTMAS BOBO, BUT I LIKE GETTING HIM INTO TROUBLE

5. I LIKE THE COLORS RED AND BLUE, BUT CANNOT DECIDE WHICH I LIKE BETTER

6. I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE ABOUT MOM'S LOVE LIFE, BUT SHE DOES NOT HAVE ONE

7. I LIKE TO EAT SPAGHETTI TOO, EVEN IF THE NOODLES COME OUT BOTH SIDES OF MY MOUTH

LOVE,

WALDO MCGEE