LETTER FROM WALDO TO MISS CINDY

DEAR MISS CINDY,

I AM SO GLAD PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT MY SITE. MOM AND I HAD A DISCUSSION ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS TONIGHT, YOU SEE IF WHICH ONE OF US IS RIGHT. I AM SURE YOU WILL SEE MY SIDE OF THINGS.

I THINK I NEED MY OWN PRIVATE COMPUTER. I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER THAT A YOUNG MAN ON THE GO NEEDED HIS OWN MACHINE. SHE SAID "FLAT OUT NO!!"

I THINK SHE NEEDS TO LOWER HER BED SINCE IT IS HARD FOR ME TO GET UP ON IT. ( SHE BOUGHT ME STEPS BUT TOOK THEM BACK WHEN THEY WERE SO FLIMSLY.) SHE SAID IT WAS AN ANTIQUE BED AND COULD NOT BE LOWERED. THIS WAS NOT A GOOD ANSWER BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ANTIQUE MEANT. MISS BUTTONS SAID IT MEANS OLD. LIKE MOM.

I TOLD HER THAT MY WIFE WHO IS PREGNANT NEEDS TO VISIT MORE. GRACIE IS A NICE PRETTY WELL BEHAVED GIRL AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY SHE CANNOT COME FOR SOME SLEEPOVERS. MOM DID SAY GRACIE CAN COME VISIT BUT HER MOM AND DAD SAID NO SLEEPOVERS. THEY MUST BE AS SILLY AND UPTIGHT AS MOM. I WILL HAVE TO ASK GRACIE.

WALDO, ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN?????

YES MOM.

WHO ARE YOU WRITING TO TONIGHT???

TO MISS CINDY.

WALDO, IT IS PAST YOUR BEDTIME.

BUT MOM, YOU HAVE SAID NO TO ME SO MANY TIMES TONIGHT, I AM THINKING THAT BIRD IS YELLING AT ME. HE ALWAYS YELLS "WALDO NO". WHY CAN'T I STAY UP LATE, WE CAN SLEEP LATE TOMORROW. I JUST HAVE TO VENT TO SOMEONE.

EVERYONE ELSE IS IN BED AND ASLEEP WALDO.

THEY ARE A BUNCH OF WIMPS TOO. SISSY JUSTICE, BIG SHOTS ETHEL AND LUCY, THOSE LITTLE VARMINTS YOU CALL YORKIES ARE PROBLAY STILL AWAKE. I KNOW MISS BUTTONS IS AWAKE. AND WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY OWN COMPUTER???

YOU DON'T NEED YOUR OWN COMPUTER, YOU USE MINE. YOUR PAW PRINTS ARE ALL OVER IT.

SO WHAT???? AND JUST A COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS, I WANT MY OWN TEEVEE AND MY OWN BEDROOM. SINCE I AM GETTING FAMOUS, I HEAR STARS GET THESE KINDS OF THINGS. I NEED SOME NEW CLOTHES TOO. MISS BUTTONS HAS ALL KINDS OF CLOTHES, WHEN WE MOVED, SHE HAD 3 BIG BOXES OF CLOTHES AND 3 SMALL CASES OF ACCESSORIES. AND I THINK WE NEED TO GET DONUTS TOO. MISS BUTTONS SAID SHE LOVES DONUTS.

OKAY WALDO, WE CAN GET YOU SOME NEW CLOTHES. ALL OF US ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON DIETS, SO NO TO DONUTS.

THERE YOU GO WITH THAT WORD "NO" AGAIN.

WELL, WE ARE GOING TO BED NOW. SAY GOOD NIGHT TO CINDY.

BUT MOM, I AM NOT SLEEPY AND I WANT MY BOBO TOY. I THINK JUSTICE HAS STOLEN IT. HE LOOKS GUILTY. JUST LOOK AT HIM, MOM, SEE HOW HE IS SLEEPING SO GOOD, HE IS WORN OUT FROM STEALING STUFF.

NO, JUSTICE DID NOT STEAL IT, BUT IT IS IN THE LAUDREY. YOU CAN GET IT IN THE MORNING.

OKAY MISS CINDY, DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT MOM BEING SO NARROW MINDED???

WELL, I BETTER GO,

GOOD NIGHT MISS CINDY,

LOVE,

WALDO

MOM......MOM......MOM

I AM RIGHT HERE WALDO

MOM, I LOVE YOU TOO. EVEN WHEN YOU SAY NO.

WALDO, I LOVE YOU TOO. KEEP GIVING ME THOSE SUGARS AND WE MAY GO GET SOME DONUTS.

YIPPEE, YIPPEE, YIPPEE, NIGHTY NIGHT