Tuesday, January 8, 2008

WALDO HAS QUESTIONS

HEY MOM
YES WALDO?
MOM, MOM, HEY MOM!!!
YES WALDO, I HEARD YOU AND ANSWERED YOU, WHAT IS WRONG??
HAVE YOU CHECKED MY BLOG LATELY???
YES, IT IS GROWING, THERE IS EVEN STUFF WITH YOUR PICTURE ON IT.
BUT MOM, DID YOU SEE WHAT JUSTICE SAID??? HE WANTS MY CHEESEBURGERS, THAT IS NOT FAIR, ARE YOU GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN, WELL MOM, ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER ME???
WALDO, CALM DOWN, TAKE IT EASY,
BUT MOM, YOU KNOW SISSY GOODY TWO SHOES JUSTICE STEALS ALL THE TIME. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BED, HE HAS ALL HIS TOYS, AND ETHEL'S TOYS, AND HE PROBLAY HAS SOME OF MY TOYS TOO. NOW HE WANTS MY CHEESEBURGERS, IT IS NOT FAIR.
WALDO, HE IS NOT GOING TO TAKE YOUR CHEESEBURGERS. I KNOW HE STEALS. ETHEL KNOWS HE STEALS HER STUFF BUT SHE IS HIS SISTER, SO SHE LETS HIM GET BY WITH IT. AS FOR YOUR STUFF, ARE YOU MISSING SOMETHING????
I AM NOT SURE MOM, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BONES AND STUFFIES I AM SUPPOSE TO HAVE??
WALDO, IF YOU DO NOT KNOW IF YOU ARE MISSING ANYTHING OR NOT, THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF.
OKAY, OKAY, I AM MISSING MY CHRISTMAS BOBO MOM, I BET JUSTY TOOK IT.
I THINK YOU LEFT THAT IN THE CAR WHEN WE WENT TO YOU UNCLE GREGS ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
WHERE IS MY SQEEKY MOTORCYCLE I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS??
PROBLAY IN THE LIVING ROOM WALDO.
WHAT ABOUT..........
WALDO, IT IS LATE, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO BED. I WILL LOOK AT JUSTICE'S STUFF TOMORROW. BUT I THINK MOST OF YOUR STUFF YOU MAY BE MISSING IS BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KEEP UP WITH IT.
WHAT ABOUT CHEESEBURGERS MOM????? IS MY CONTEST GOING WELL??? DO I NEED TO GO TO WENDY'S TO TRY THEIR NEW DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER??? WHAT ABOUT DAIRY QUEEN???
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE PLACES WALDO???
MISS BUTTONS, SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING. SHE SAID THERE ARE LOTS OF CHEESEBURGER PLACES OUT THERE. SHE SAID WHEN SHE TRAVELED TO ALL THE SHOWS, YOU EVEN HAD ROOM SERVICE BRING HER FOOD TO THE ROOM. I CAN NEVER GET ANYONE ON THE PHONE WHEN I TRY TO USE IT.
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A GROUP MEETING WALDO. WHEN WERE YOU TRYING TO USE THE PHONE????
MOM, IT IS TIME FOR BED. NIGHTY NIGHT MOM, I LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS. OKAY MOM, NIGHTY NIGHT.
NIGHTY NIGHT WALDO. OH WALDO, WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW. OKAY??? I LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS TOO.
SORRY MOM, BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I AM ASLEEP.
YOU ARE PLAYING POSSOM SIR WALDO, BUT THAT IS ALLRIGHT. LOVE, MOM

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