SUPER TUESDAY IN WALDO WORLD
GOODNESS, WHAT A WEEKEND. A HUGH FOOTBALL UPSET. THE UNDERDOG CAME THRU IN THE END. I WATCHED ALMOST HALF OF THE GAME. MOM AND I DECIDED TO TAKE A NAP IN THE AFTERNOON. SHE WOKE UP ABOUT 6 O'CLOCK. I THOUGHT WE SHOULD HAVE SLEPT A LITTLE MORE. AS I TOLD YOU BEFORE, MOM HAS A BABY YORKIE IN HER BEDROOM IN A PLAYPEN. WELL, HIS NAME IS COOTER AND HE JUST WEIGHS 14 OUNCES. MOM GOT COOTER OUT AND PUT HIM INTO BED WITH US. BUT MOM WOULD NOT LET HIM LOOSE WITH ME. GEE, I WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY GENTLE. BUT HE AND I DID SNUGGLE NOSES. HE IS JUST SO TINY. SHE PUT HIM BACK INTO HIS BED AND WE WATCHED SOME OF THE GAME. MOM REALLY LIKES THE COMMERCIALS. THIS YEAR SHE LIKED THE COMMERCIAL FROM BUDWEISER ABOUT THE HORSE TRAINING LIKE ROCKY. MISS CINDY IS RIGHT, IF A BULLDOG HAD BEEN TRAINING HANK INSTEAD OF THE DALMATION, HANK WOULD HAVE BEEN CHOOSEN AS THE LEAD HORSE.
THEN THE PUPPY CONTEST AND THE STORY CONTEST ENDED. CONGRATULATIONS TO LITTLE WINSTON AND HIS MOM SHELLEY. ALSO CONGRATULATIONS TO CRUMPY AND HER MOM, SHERRY. THE COMPETITION BETWEEN WINSTON AND THE MINI BULLDOG, AUTO, REALLY GOT HOT TOWARD THE END. MISS CINDY SAID IT WAS NECK AND NECK. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. MISS BUTTONS SAID IT IS A HORSEY TERM. I JUST KNOW IT WAS CLOSE AND AUTO'S PEOPLE REALLY RALLIED BEHIND HIM. ALL IN ALL, THERE ARE NO LOSERS BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE PUPPY WAS AND IS ADORABLE. ALL THE OWNERS SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF THEM. I HAVE OTHER IDEAS FORMING IN MY HEAD ABOUT MORE CONTESTS.
TOMORROW IS SUPER TUESDAY. I AM UPSET WITH THE OTHER CANDIDATES. THEY REALLY DO NOT COME OUT AND TELL YOU WHERE THEY STAND ON ISSUES. OBAMA DOES NOT ANSWER ABOUT HOW HE FEELS ABOUT CHEESEBURGERS. I JUST HOPE HE IS NOT A CHICKEN MCNUGGET FAN. THAT HILARY, SHE SIDESTEPS EVERYTHING. SHE PROBLAY GOES FOR TOSS SALADS, (MISS BUTTONS SAID SHE SHOULD HAVE TOSSED BILL OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES. ZIPPER TOLD HER TO BE QUIET, THAT BILL SWAYED ALL THE OLD LADIES OUT THERE WITH HIS CHARM. AUTUMN THE CHESSIE, WHO IS THE OLDEST LADY HERE AT 11, SAID SHE WAS NEVER FOOLED BY HIM.) THE POOR REPUBLICANS ARE PUSHING THAT MR MCCAIN. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THEY DRAGGED HIM OUT?? I CAN LOOK AT HIM AND JUST KNOW HE WOULD TAKE SOME OF THOSE HEALTHY SUBS.
NOBODY HAS ANNOUNCED THEIR CABINETS, OR VICE PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATES. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY WHO I WANT WITH ME. I HAVE A CLEAR AGENDA. THIS ECONOMY HAS TO GET GOING, WE HAVE GOT TO GET OUR PUPPIES EDUCATED. WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR DOG BEDS AND CHEW BONES ARE PROTECTED.
THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS RAISED ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH EDIE THE POODLE. YES, I ADMIT, I DID SAY I THOUGHT SHE WAS A CUTIE. BUT A GUY IS ENTITLED TO HAVE THOUGHTS. THAT IS AS FAR AS IT GOES. I AM TRUE TO MY WIFE, GRACIE. EDIE DOES HAVE LONG SEXY LEGS BUT GRACIE HAS A MARVELOUS NOSE WRINKLE.
IT WAS THEN BROUGHT UP THAT I DID NOT HAVE ANY MINORITIES IN MY CABINET. I DISCUSSED THIS WITH MY TOP ADVISOR, MISS BUTTONS. SHE SAID SHE WAS LOOKING OVER VARIOUS PEDIGREES OF DIFFERENT CANDIDATES. I WILL BE ANNOUNCING SOME ADDITIONAL JOBS VERY SOON.
PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW ALL KINDS OF PERSONAL STUFF ABOUT ME. STUFF LIKE WHAT KIND OF TOYS I LIKE, WHAT KIND ON CLOTHES I HAVE, WHAT BRAND OF BONES I LIKE, MY FAVORITE KIND OF DOG FOOD. (THAT IS AN INSULT, I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO EAT DOG FOOD). I WILL THROW OUT A LITTLE TIDBIT OF INFORMATION HERE FOR THE TABLOIDS. NASCAR DRIVERS WILL SOON START RACING AGAIN, AND JIMMY JOHNSON IS MY MAIN MAN. ALWAYS HAS BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE.
WHEW, THIS PRESIDENTIAL JOB IS A LOT OF WORK. I THINK IF I HAVE TO CONTINUE TO WORK THIS HARD, I MAY HAVE TO HAVE AN ADDITIONAL CHEESEBURGER NIGHT.
I WILL TALK TO YOU AGAIN SOON,
REMEMBER ME ON SUPER TUESDAY,
THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO REALLY TELLS YOU OUTRIGHT WHAT I WILL DO. NO SIDESTEPPING THE QUESTIONS IN THIS CAMP.
YOURS TRULY,
CANDIDATE WALDO FOR PRESIDENT
I, WALDO MCGEE HEREBY APPROVE OF THIS LETTER.
YOU WILL SEE IN THE ATTACHED PICTURES, MISS BUTTONS INTERVIEWING A SHIH TZU AND ALSO PLEASE NOTE ONE OF MY SECRETARIES TRYING TO ANSWER EMAILS.
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