JUSTICE--COME ON WALDO, LET'S GO. HURRY UP. YOU ARE SO SLOW.
WALDO--WAIT A MINUTE JUSTICE, I HAVE TO TELL MOM WE ARE GOING.
JUSTICE-- NO WALDO, LET IT BE A SURPRISE TO HER.
WALDO-- NO JUSTICE, WAIT A MINUTE.
WALDO--MOM, MOM, MOM!!!!!!
YES WALDO, I AM HERE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU NOW?
WELL, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT JUSTICE AND I GOT YOUR CREDIT CARD AND WE ARE GOING TO TOWN IN THE CAR. WE WILL BE BACK BEFORE DARK. OKAY, BYE.
WALDO, JUSTICE, BOTH OF YOU STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, I MEAN IT, STOP!
WHAT IS IT MOM, DO YOU NEED SOMETHING WHILE WE ARE OUT??
NO, YOU BOYS DO NOT HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE, YOU CANNOT DRIVE A CAR, AND YOU CANNOT USE MY CREDIT CARD, AND WHY DID YOU TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF MY PURSE????
MOM, DIDN'T YOU JUST USE BAD ENGLISH? WITH STATEMENTS AND A QUESTION IN THE SAME SENTENCE, IS THAT ALLOWED? SOUNDS LIKE YOU USED TOO MANY "ANDS" TOO.
WALDO, DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WHO TOLD YOU TWO BOYS CAN GO OUT? AND WHERE WERE YOU GOING AND WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO BUY???
GEE, MOM. ARE YOU GETTING SENILE OR WHAT? NEXT WEEK IS VALENTINE'S DAY. JUSTICE AND I HAVE TO BUY BONES FOR SOME SPECIAL SWEETHEARTS. THEN WE THOUGHT WE WOULD CRUISE THRU MICKEY D'S FOR SOME CHEEESEBURGERS AND FRIES. MAYBE A MILKSHAKE.
JUSTICE- I WAS GOING TO DRIVE SINCE I AM THE OLDEST. WE HAVE BOTH WATCHED YOU DRIVE A LOT. IT DOES NOT LOOK THAT HARD. JUST GO UP THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD LIKE YOU DO. WAVE AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY TOOT THEIR HORN AT YOU, WE KNOW THE CAR LINGO. JUST AS LONG AS WE SLOW UP A LOT WHEN WE SEE THOSE FANCY CARS WITH THE BLUE LIGHTS ON TOP. WHEN WE SEE THOSE 3 LIGHTS, THE TOP ONE LIT UP MEANS WE STOP. THE BOTTOM ONE LIT, WE GO THRU IT. AND IF THE MIDDLE ONE LIGHTS UP, WELL SPEED THRU IT. WHEN WE GET TO THE STORES, PARK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME WHITE LINES. THEN WHEN WE GET TO MICKY D'S, JUST BARK WHAT WE WANT INTO THAT LITTLE BOX AND CRUISE UP TO THE WINDOW, AND BINGA BANGA, THE FOOD IS GIVEN TO US. SO CAN WE GO NOW?
NO, NEITHER OF YOU CAN GO. YOU JUST CANNOT GO OUT ALONE. THAT'S FINAL. AND NO BACK BARKING.
WALDO- BUT MOM, WHAT ABOUT THE BABES??? I BET JACK HAS ALREADY GOT STUFF FOR HIS GIRLFRIENDS. THAT SHIH TZU OPIE IS BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT HE HAS FOR HIS HOTTIES. AND MIGHTY MOUSE IS EVEN HAVING A GIRL COME VISIT FOR A WEEK. HOW EMBARRASSING IT WILL BE IF WE DON'T HAVE STUFF. WE THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING YOU SOMETHING TOO!
LET'S MAKE A DEAL FELLAS, I WILL TAKE YOU BOTH TO THE STORE LATER THIS WEEK AND YOU CAN PICK OUT SOMETHING. THEN WE WILL GO THRU MICKEY D'S. OKAY? AND IN THE MEANTIME, YOU BOTH CAN DO SOME CHORES AROUND HERE TO EARN SOME BONE MONEY.
WHAT CHORES??? THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT. WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?
YOU CAN PICK UP SOME OF YOUR TOYS. THAT WOULD BE NICE.
YEA, WE THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR JOB.
NOT EXACTLY GUYS. I BUY THE TOYS, YOU PLAY WITH THEM, YOU CAN LEARN TO PUT THEM IN THE TOYBOX.
YOU DID NOT BUY ALL THE TOYS, SANTA BROUGHT A LOT OF TOYS TO US.
I THINK THAT CAN BE ANOTHER CONVERSATION. COME ON, LET ME GET BACK TO WORK. YOU GUYS PUT MY CHARGE CARD BACK.
WE THOUGHT YOU FORGOT THAT WE HAD THAT.
NO GUYS, I AM NOT THAT FORGETFUL YET. PUT IT BACK.
GEE WALDO, I TOLD YOU TO JUST SNEAK OUT. OH WELL, LET'S GO SEE WHAT IS ON TEE VEE, MAYBE THEY WILL HAVE A BULLDOG DECK PARTY GOING ON, WE CAN WATCH SOME SEXY CHUNKY HOT BABES. THAT LITTLE BRINDLE GIRL WAS CUTE LAST WEEK.
OKAY JUSTICE. GO POP SOME POPCORN. SEE YOU LATER MOM.
ALLRIGHT GUYS, LOVE YOU BOTH.
LOVE YOU TOO MOM.
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And I was just coming by to say... Where in the WORLD is WALDO but now I see what he has been up to....
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