HELLO EVERYONE,
JUST A SHORT NOTE TO REMIND EVERYONE OF VALENTINES DAY THIS WEEK.
MY E CARDS ARE THE PERFECT WAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM. A PICTURE OF ME WITH THE WORDS, I LOVE YOU, IS FAR MORE PRECIOUS SOME SILLY STONES, FATTENING CANDY, OR CHOPPED UP FLOWERS. BESIDES THEY ARE FREE. THIS GIVES YOU MORE MONEY TO GO BUY...................WHATELSE, CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAD TO ASK MOM IF WE HAD MOVED TO THE WINDY CITY YESTERDAY. JUSTICE THOUGHT WE WERE IN THE WIZARD OF OZ AND HE WAS LOOKING FOR MISS BUTTON'S RUBY RED SLIPPERS. (YEA, LIKE SHE WAS GOING TO LET HIM PUT HIS STINKY TOES IN HER SHOES)
"EXCUSE ME WALDO, MY TOES ARE NOT STINKY. SMELL YOUR OWN"---JUSTICE.
OH, WHATEVER JUSTICE, BUTT OUT, I AM TALKING TO MY PEOPLE.
ON A BIT OF A SAD NOTE, MY WIFE, GRACIE IS NOT PREGNANT. SHE IS WITH HER MOM AND DAD WHO ARE SHOWERING HER WITH LOTS OF EXTRA ATTENTION BECAUSE OF THIS NEWS. I HAVE ASSURED HER THAT I STILL LOVE HER AND WE WILL TRY AGAIN.
MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS COMING ALONG QUITE WELL. I GUESS THE OTHER CANDIDATES ARE PRETTY SCARED OF ME BECAUSE THEY DO NOT WANT TO DEBATE WITH ME. I THOUGHT SURELY AS MUCH AS HILLARY LIKES TO TALK, SHE WOULD HAVE AGREED TO IT. SHE CAN TALK OUT OF BOTH SIDES OF HER MOUTH, AND STILL BE PULLING THE STRINGS ON BILL.
WELL, GOTTA GO, SPEECHES TO WRITE, PUPPIES TO KISS, SO MUCH TO DO, IT IS HARD TO GET IN ALL OF MY NAPS. I AM POSTING A PICTURE OF ME OUT ASKING FOR VOTES, THIS IS PRISSY THE PIG. I HAVE HER VOTE, SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS THERE WILL BE NO EXTRA PORK IN MY BUDGET.
LIVE EVERYDAY TO THE FULLEST AND REMEMBER TO GIVE GOD ALL THANKS,
LOVE,
WALDO
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