BACK ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

HELLO EVERYONE,

 

OKAY, VALENTINE'S DAY IS OVER.  WHAT A GREAT DAY IT WAS.  SMOOCHES FROM MOM, THE GIRLS,  AND CHEESEBURGERS TOO.  MOM GOT A FUNNY LOOKING BULLDOG FROM MIKE AND TANIA,  IT'S A BOBBIN HEAD FAWN AND WHITE BULLDOG.  ZIPPER SAYS IT REMINDS HER OF SOME OF MY COMPETITORS,  ALWAYS SAYING YES TO ANYONE TO GET A VOTE.

 

SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO GATHERING MORE VOTERS. I HAVE BEEN LAX LATELY.  WE HAVE HAD SNOW AND IT HAS BEEN COLD.  AND FRANKLY, ON COLD MORNINGS, WE BULLIES LIKE TO SLEEP LATE.  MOM IS SLOW MOVING TOO.

 

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WRITING THAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEE PICTURES OF MY CABINET APPOINTEES.  MY CHOICE FOR SECRETARY OF COMMERCE, MISS ETHEL, IS PICTURED. SHE  IS ALSO IN CHARGE OF FUNDRAISING FOR MY CAMPAIGN.  NOTICE HOW STERN SHE  LOOKS??  IT IS NOT JUST A LOOK, SHE REALLY IS PICKY.   SHE COUNTS EVERY BONE GIVEN OUT.  SHE KNOWS WHAT OUR CHOW COSTS AND WHO EATS THE MOST.  WOW, NOBODY BETTER GET STICKY PAWS WITH OUR COOKIES.  (JUSTICE, ARE YOU READING THIS??)  SHE HAS BEEN UPSET RECENTLY WITH ONE OF THE SNEAKY YORKIES AROUND HERE.   MIGHTY MOUSE ORDERED A NEW COAT AND CHARGED IT TO OUR MISC. ACCOUNT.  GEE, HIS NAME MIGHT BE MIGHTY BUT HE WAS A MOUSE WHEN SHE WAS RAKING HIM OVER THE COALS ABOUT IT.  HE TRIED TO JUSTIFY IT'S COST TO HER.  HE SAID IT WAS NECESSARY TO UPDATE HIS WADROBE BECAUSE ONE OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS CAME TO VISIT AND HE HAD TO LOOK SPIFFY.  ETHEL TOLD HIM HE WOULD HAVE TO BE SPIFFY ON HIS OWN DIME.  HE WAS MIFFED ABOUT THE DEAL BUT AGREED TO PAY THE MONEY BACK.  SEE, ETHEL JUST DOES NOT TAKE ANY SLACK OFF OF ANYONE.  EVERYONE CAN TAKE THAT AS A WARNING TO BEHAVE.

 

WELL FOLKS, IT IS TIME TO ME TO GET SOME SLEEP. KEEP THOSE EMAILS COMING IN, REMEMBER, I ANSWER QUESTIONS AND GIVE FREE ADVICE TOO.

 

REMEMBER, ENJOY YOUR LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND GIVE THANKS TO GOD.

 

SINCERELY,

WALDO FOR PRESIDENT

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