WALDO-- "MOM!!! I AM NOT WEARING RABBIT EARS AGAIN THIS YEAR AND THAT IS FINAL!!!!"
MOM--"WALDO, WE HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR BLOG AND IT IS EASTER TIME. WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON IT????"
WALDO-- "WE WOULD NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF YOU HAD BOUGHT ME A RED LAPTOP LIKE I ASKED YOU TO DO. I COULD HAVE DONE MY BLOG MYSELF."
MOM-- "WELL, MR. BIG SHOT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUR OWN LAPTOP. YOU WILL DO NOTHING BUT PLAY GAMES ON IT AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT INSTANT MESSAGING YOUR FRIENDS. THEN YOU WILL PROBLAY GO ON FACEBOOK AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE, YOU MAY EVEN GO ON EBAY AND BUY YOURSELF A CAR."
WALDO--" YOU DO NOT TRUST ME AT ALL. I WOULD STILL GO TO BED. I CAN SLEEP DURING THE DAY TOO. BESIDES, I DID NOT KNOW I COULD BUY A CAR ON EBAY. WOW. I NEED TO CHECK THAT OUT. I WANT A RED CONVERTIBLE."
MOM--"ALL RIGHT WALDO, THAT IS ENOUGH TALKING. WE HAVE TO DO A BLOG ENTRY. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WONDERFUL AND IMPORTANT HOLIDAYS AND WE ARE ARGUING ABOUT LAPTOPS AND BUNNY EARS."
WALDO--" MOM, LET'S FORGET THE RABBIT EARS, CANDY, AND SUCH. LET'S FOCUS ON JESUS. HE DIED FOR US, MOM. HE DIED FOR OUR SINS. HE WAS THE MOST PERFECT CREATION OF GOD AND HE WAS CRUCIFIED, BUT HE CAME BACK TO LIFE AND THEN WENT TO BE WITH HIS FATHER IN HEAVEN. WE CAN NEVER BE TOO THANKFUL TO GOD AND JESUS."
MOM--"THAT IS TRUE WALDO. WE ARE SO BLESSED. GOD WATCHES OVER US ALL OF THE TIME AND DOES MIRACLES EVERYDAY, EVERY MOMENT. HE KNOWS OUR EVERY NEED. YOUR NAME EVEN HAS MIRACLE IN IT, BECAUSE HE DELIVERED YOU FROM DEATH WHEN YOU WERE A BABY AND BLESSED ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR HIM WHILE YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH."
WALDO--" MOM, QUIT CRYING. YOU WILL MAKE ME CRY. AND WE HAVE TO GET MY BLOG DONE. LET'S THINK ABOUT THE RECENT MIRACLES GOD GAVE US. I AM TALKING ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS. THEY ARE SO CUTE. DIDN'T LOLA'S MOM TAKE SOME PICTURES??"
MOM-- "YES WALDO, WE HAVE A COUPLE OF PICTURES, NOT OF ALL OF THE PUPPIES BUT WE HAVE PICTURES OF 2 OF THEM."
WALDO--"WELL, MOM, PUT THE PICTURES ON MY BLOG. LET'S HONOR GOD BY SHOWING OFF SOME OF HIS NEWEST CREATIONS. THE GIFT OF LIFE."
MOM-- "WALDO, YOU ARE SO SMART AND AS USUAL, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WALDO. I THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR YOU."
WALDO-- "MOM, DON'T GET SO MUSHY. WE ARE ON MY BLOG AND I HAVE MY REPUTATION TO UPHOLD TO THE LADIES. GEE MOM."
MOM--"OKAY WALDO. WHY DON'T YOU FINISH THE MESSAGE TO EVERYONE."
WALDO-- "GLADLY MOM. MAY EVERYONE HAVE A SAFE AND BLESSED EASTER. AND BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US. AND THANK HIM FOR JESUS DYING ON THE CROSS SO WE ALL CAN BE SAVED. THANK YOU GOD."
LOVE TO ALL,
SIR WALDO MCGEE AND ELIZABETH
Feeling the pinch at the grocery store? Make dinner for $10 or less.
