WALDO--"WELL MOM, ARE YOU FINALLY GOING TO PUT MY GREEN ENSEMBLE ON ME FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY? GEE, IT IS ALMOST HERE AND YOU HAVE HAD MY STUFF FOR A WHILE. WHAT GIVES AROUND HERE? I SHOULD HAVE HAD MY BLOG UPDATED BY NOW. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I AM TOO LAZY TO DO IT. THAT IS NOT THE CASE. YOU HOG THE COMPUTER ALL THE TIME. I WANT MY OWN COMPUTER. IT IS TIME I GET ONE."
MOM--"YOU KNOW HOW BUSY WE HAVE BEEN WALDO. WE HAD THAT BIG SNOW. WE HAVE BABY SHIH TZU AND BABY PAPILLONS TO TAKE CARE OF AND GET READY FOR NEW HOMES. A LOT HAS BEEN HAPPENING. I WENT TO SEE MY BROTHER ONE DAY."
WALDO--"OH MOM, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BRING UP THAT SUBJECT OF VISITING UNCLE GREG? WHO GOT TO GO SEE HIM? IT WAS NOT ME. YOU TOOK THE BABY, LIBERTY ROSE. I SAW YOU LEAVE WITH HER. SHE WENT NAKED. SHE CAME HOME AND FIRST THING SHE DID, WAS COME TO MY BED AND BRAG ABOUT THE TRIP."
MOM--"UMM, WALDO, YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO GET MAD NOW. BEFORE YOU YELL, LET ME EXPLAIN THAT I MISPLACED YOUR ST. PATRICK'S OUTFIT. SO I TOOK THOSE CUTE GREEN FLOWERS AND POSED SOME PUPPIES NEXT TO THEM. I PUT A SHIH TZU PUPPY, A PAPILLON PUPPY, AND A YORKIE PUPPY IN ONE PICTURE. THEN I POSED 2 SHIH TZU PUPPIES IN ANOTHER PICTURE."
WALDO--"MOM, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT, DID YOU? I MEAN, IT THIS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE? YOU KNOW I LIKE ST. PATRICK'S DAY, LOOK AT LAST YEAR'S PICTURE. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME ON MY OWN BLOG. MOM, YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE."
MOM--"NOW, YOU CAN SHARE YOUR BLOG PICTURE SPACE WALDO. CAN'T YOU? JUST A COUPLE OF PICTURES?"
WALDO--"YEA MOM, LIKE LAST WEEK, WHEN I LET YOU PUT A SNOW PICTURE ON IT AND A PICTURE OF THE BABY, MISS LIBERTY ROSE. REMEMBER THAT MOM? I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD THAT YOU DO NOT REMEMBER THAT, YEA, YEA, YEA, I KNOW, YOU ARE GOING TO SAY YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD, BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOU ARE IN DENIAL MOM. JUST HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS UP TO ME? AM I GETTING MY NEW COMPUTER? I WANT A RED LAPTOP!"
MOM--"WALDO, I AM NOT GETTING YOU A LAPTOP. YOU CAN CONTINUE TO USE MINE. HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU TO GET SOME CHEESEBURGERS?"
WALDO--"IS THAT PLURAL CHEESEBURGERS MOM, AS IN MORE THAN ONE? I HAVE TO GET TECHNICAL NOW WITH YOU. SINCE YOU WERE SO SNEAKY AND PUT OTHER PUPPIES ON MY BLOG. BY THE WAY, IS THAT PAPILLON PUPPY SNEAKING A KISS FROM THAT SHIH TZU PUPPY?"
MOM--"ONE QUESTION AT A TIME WALDO, PLEASE. OKAY, MORE THAN ONE CHEESEBURGER. AND YES, I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE THAT THE PUPPIES WERE KISSING. DID YOU NOTICE THE CUTE YORKIE IN THAT PICTURE TOO?"
WALDO--"SURE MOM, IT IS SO ADORABLE. OKAY, I THINK I AM FINISHED TALKING TO YOU NOW. YOU STILL OWE ME. I WANT THAT RED LAPTOP. HERE I AM, A SUPER COOL BULLDOG AND DO NOT HAVE MY OWN CAR OR LAPTOP. THEN YOU FURTHER INSULT ME BY PUTTING OTHER DOGS ON MY BLOG. OH MY GOODNESS, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING, EASTER IS IN APRIL, MOM, DO NOT ASK ME TO WEAR RABBIT EARS AGAIN THIS YEAR. I WORE ANTLERS AT CHRISTMAS, I HAVE BEEN CHEATED WITH ST. PATRICK'S DAY, AND YOU BETTER NOT ASK ABOUT EARS! I MEAN IT MOM. DON'T YOU DARE MOM."
MOM--"WALDO, I REALLY THINK IT IS TIME FOR BED. WE CAN DISCUSS EASTER LATER. OKAY? COME ON WALDO, TELL ME YOU STILL LOVE ME, COME ON. PLEASE WALDO. LET'S SAY OUR PRAYERS AND GO TO NAPPY TOWN."
WALDO--"LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS MOM, OKAY, I STILL LOVE YOU. BUT MOM, YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER WITH MY BLOG. THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS MOM. LET'S SAY OUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR US AND THANK HIM FOR US HAVING EACH OTHER."
MOM--"I LOVE YOU WALDO."
WALDO--"I LOVE YOU TOO MOM. UMM MOM, CHEESEBURGERS EVERYDAY THIS WEEK?"
MOM--"GOODNIGHT WALDO"
WALDO--"MOM...............YOU OWE ME..........."
