Waldo's World Official Fan Club Memorabilia

Dear Waldo,

Because you are gathering quite a fan club on your blog, I thought you should have some official fan club memorabilia. Your fans can now brag about knowing you personally by wearing a Waldo's World button, hat or tshirt. There is even a tshirt for you.

I thought I had better include Miss Buttons as well. We don't want to make her to jealous.
You even have a store of your own.

Miss Cindy

Waldo's Letter

DEAR CINDY,

I WANTED TO WRITE TO YOU PERSONALLY. I THINK THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE IN THIS POODLE SITUATION. LET ME STATE THE FACTS:

MOM LEFT ON THURSDAY WITH EDIE IN TOW TO YOU TO GROOM HER

MOM DID NOT GO BACK AND GET HER, SHE SAID SHE WAS HAVING A SLEEP OVER WITH KAYLEE

THIS SOUNDED A LITTLE STRANGE TO US HERE AT HOME, I MEAN WE KNOW OUR EDIE GIRL

OKAY, ON SATURDAY, SHE TOOK OUT SISSY BOY, JUSTICE AND LET HIM RIDE WITH HER IN THE CAR

SHE GAVE ME THE LAME EXCUSE THAT SINCE I WENT TO UNCLE GREG'S ON CHRISTMAS DAY, THAT JUSTICE WAS ENTITLED TO A CAR RIDE

WHEN THEY RETURNED HOME, A NEW POODLE CAME WITH THEM

YES, THE POODLE IS THE SAME SEX AS EDIE, THE SAME COLOR, AND THE SAME SIZE

MOM SAID IT WAS EDIE, AND SHE DID SEEM TO KNOW ALL OF US, SHE KNEW WHERE JUSTICE HAD BONES HIDDEN, SHE KNEW HOW TO LOOK IN THE WINDOWS AT MOM, AND SHE KNEW HER WAY AROUND THE HOUSE

BUT

THIS POODLE HAS MORE CONFIDENCE, SHE CERTAINLY SMELLS BETTER, BUT, MOST OF ALL, SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE OUR EDIE POODLE. SHE CAME HOME WITH BOWS IN HER HAIR. SHE HAS A LONG NOSE, NAKED LEGS, A BIG POM POM ON HER TAIL. AND SHE CAME HOME LEASH BROKEN TOO.

CINDY, ARE YOU ABSOLUTEY SURE THAT THIS IS OUR POODLE? WE WILL ALL UNDERSTAND IF FOR SOME REASON, YOU GOT THIS DOG MESSED UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S POODLE. MISS BUTTONS TELLS ME SHE HAS SEEN LOTS OF POODLES FIXED UP LIKE THIS AT DOG SHOWS. BUT SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE BORN LIKE THAT.

MOM IS LETTING THIS DOG HAVE MORE FREE REIN IN THE HOUSE. WE ALL KNOW MOM HAS BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD LATELY AND IS PRETTY TIRED. I MEAN, SHE HAD JUSTICE WITH HER, SO I WAS NOT THERE TO DOUBLE CHECK THINGS. IT IS AMAZING SHE EVEN GOT TO YOUR SHOP WITHOUT ME RIDING SHOTGUN. I WANTED TO WRITE TO YOU SOONER, BUT THINGS HAVE BEEN HECTIC AROUND HERE. THESE LITTLE VARMINTS CALLED YORKIES ARE TAKING UP A LOT OF TIME. MOM IS EXCITED THAT THEY ARE EATING SCRAMBLED EGGS NOW. MOM REALLY NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE AND HAVE A LIFE.

WELL, I AM GOING TO GET OFF OF HERE. I CAN HIRE A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR IF YOU WANT ME TOO. ETHEL IS REALLY GOOD AND SNIFFING OUT SOLUTIONS AND ANSWERS. SHE IS JUSTICE'S SISTER. SOMETIMES SHE GETS LUCY TO HELP TOO. LUCY IS A SISTER TO ETHEL AND JUSTICE TOO. LUCY CAN BE A SCATTERBRAIN AT TIMES. THEIR MOM IS ZIPPER. SHE IS REALLY TOUGH.

JUST LET ME KNOW.

LOVE,

WALDO

Miss Edies New Haircut (Waldo, Eat Your Heart Out)

HELLO EVERYONE,

EDIE WENT TO CINDY'S AND GOT HER 1 YEAR OLD HAIRCUT. SHE WILL BE ONE YEAR OLD ON JAN 19, 2008. THIS IS WHAT SHE WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS. SHE SAID SHE WAS TIRED OF BEING A BULLDOG, SHE WANTED TO LOOK POODLEY. SHE HAD A 2 NIGHT SLEEPOVER AT CINDY'S AND PLAYED WITH KAYLEE. (CINDY'S POODLE)

OF COURSE, WHEN SHE GOT HOME, NO ONE RECOGIZED HER. FINALLY AFTER SNIFFING, THEY DISCOVERED IT WAS INDEED EDIE. WALDO SAID HE WAS SHOCKED TO SEE HOW PRETTY SHE LOOKED. UNFORTUNATELY, WALDO WAS SULKING BECAUSE JUSTICE GOT TO RIDE TO GO PICK HER UP TO BRING HOME. BUT AFTER BRIBING WALDO WITH GOODIES, HE IS BACK TO HIS OLD SELF.

ELIZABETH

I think I see a Pussy Cat over there.

Waldo's Cheeseburger Poll

Angus Third Pounder,
originally uploaded by Slice.

I had a little talk with Miss Edie while she was here. She told me that Waldo is curious whether there are better hamburgers than McDonalds. So Waldo is on a mission to find the BEST CHEESEBURGER in the world.

You can help Waldo by voting in his poll at the right. Don't worry if you pick Other, you can leave a comment to tell him which burgers you think are the best.

If you found this post HOWLINGLY good, vote for it below!

Waldo plans on being the worlds biggest cheeseburger critic!

Conversation with Waldo

I WAS TRYING TO GET EVERYONE IN BED EARLIER TONIGHT. I COULD TELL WALDO WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING.

WALDO, WHAT IS BOTHERING YOU??

MOM, I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT, WELL, MOM, YOU ARE WORRYING ALL OF US.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT WALDO??

UMMM, MOM DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TODAY?

PRETTY MUCH.

WELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SHAGGY POODLE, EDIE?? YOU LEFT WITH HER THIS MORNING. I HEARD YOU TELL BUTTONS THAT SHE WOULD GO WITH YOU TO PICK HER UP. THEN, THIS AFTERNOON, YOU WERE DOING ALL KINDS OF STUFF. YOU WERE REALLY WORRIED OVER THE YORKIES AND YOU WORKED WITH THEM A LOT. THEN SUPPER CAME AND WENT. AND NOW WE ARE GETTING READY FOR BED AND YOU HAVE NOT MENTIONED EDIE. SHE IS NOT HERE MOM.

I KNOW WALDO, SHE IS HAVING A SLEEPOVER WITH MISS CINDY. I DID NOT THINK THAT WOULD BOTHER ANY OF YOU BULLDOGS. ALL OF YOU MAKE FUN OF EDIE. YOU TELL HER SHE IS TOO TALL, NO WRINKLES, AND SHE IS DITZY.

BUT MOM.....

NO WALDO, YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE REST AT MAKING FUN OF HER.

WE KINDA OF MISS HER. SHE WAS OUR OWN PERSONAL CLOWN. REMEMBER WHEN SHE GOT UP ON THE BENCH AND LOOKED IN THE WINDOW AT YOU. AND, AND, YOU KNOW HOW SHE HANGS OVER THE KITCHEN DOOR LOOKING AT YOU???

YEA, I KNOW.

WELL, HER CHRISTMAS TOYS ARE HERE. ISN'T SHE GOING TO MISS THOSE??? AND WE REALLY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING BY SAYING THOSE THINGS TO HER. SHE TELLS US WE ARE FAT, AND MAKE A LOT OF STINKIES.

IS SHE GOING TO COME HOME MOM???

YES, SHE IS. MISS CINDY IS GOING TO LET US KNOW. I GOT TO MEET SOME OF MISS CINDY'S KIDS TODAY. SO EDIE IS PROBLAY FOOLING WITH THEM ALSO. THEY TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES OF EDIE WHEN SHE GOT THERE.

I DIDN'T KNOW MISS CINDY HAD KIDS. WHAT ABOUT KAYLEE??? IS SHE GOING TO BE UPSET WITH EDIE BARGING INTO HER HOME??

WALDO, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALLRIGHT. YOU REALLY NEED TO GET TO BED.

OKAY MOM. UMM MOM, ONE MORE THING, IS TOMORROW CHEESEBURGER FRIDAY???

YES, WALDO.

CAN I HAVE HER EDIE'S CHEESEBURGER????

NO, YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE CHEESEBURGER CRAZY. NOW GET TO BED BEFORE YOU TURN INTO A CHEESEBURGER.

OH MOM, YOU ARE SO SILLY. BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU.

I LOVE ALL OF YOU TOO WALDO.

EVEN EDIE MOM???

YES, I THINK I MISS HER MORE THAN I THOUGHT I EVER WOULD WALDO, NOW SWEET DREAMS.

NIGHTY NIGHT MOM.

NIGHTY NIGHT WALDO.

Merry Christmas From Waldo & Friends

FROM ELIZABETH MCGEE MACBETH KENNELS

HELLO EVERYONE,

Our Little Santa, who went home with his new mom on Sunday

IT HAS BEEN QUITE A YEAR
THE DOGS AND THE CATS
AND THE PARROT AND ME
WE ALL PACKED UP IN MAY
AND MOVED TO PAMPLIN IN JUNE
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW NOT
WHERE THAT IS
IT IS IN THE COUNTRY
CLOSE TO APPOMATTOX
WHERE LEE SURRENDERED TO GRANT
WE HAVE HAD HAPPY MOMENTS
AND SOME VERY SAD TIMES
BUT WE ARE NOT GOING TO DWELL
ON THE SAD
WE WILL BE FOREVER UNPACKING

WALDO SAYS IT IS NO USE
I JUST GET MORE STUFF OUT OF BOXES
AND IT JUST CLUTTERS UP HIS SPACE

WHAT SPACE IS YOURS I ASK

OH MOM, YOU ARE SO SILLY, HE RESPONDS
YOU KNOW, THE BEDROOM,
THE LIVING ROOM,
THE DINING ROOM,
THE KITCHEN,
THE BATHROOM

DO I HAVE ANY SPACE HERE WALDO?

SURE MOM, I ALLOW YOU TO ROAM ABOUT
YOU GET TO WASH THE DISHES
AND CLOTHES
YOU GET TO CLEAN UP THE POOPIE MESSES
YOU GET TO DRIVE THE CAR
YOU GET TO PAY THE BILLS
ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU CLEAN THE HOUSE
WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT MOM??

OH, I DON'T KNOW WALDO
PERHAPS A NAP HERE AND THERE
WATCH TEEVEE IN PEACE
READ A BOOK

GEE MOM, YOU ARE SO SILLY
I WILL NAP WITH YOU
I WILL WATCH TEE VEE WITH YOU
YOU KNOW I CANNOT READ
BUT YOU CAN READ TO US ANIMALS

WELL WALDO, WE ARE WAY OFF TRACK
THIS IS A CHRISTMAS LETTER
TO OUR FRIENDS

OKAY MOM, TELL OUR FRIENDS
WE WANT TOYS CHEW BONES,
AND MCDONALD'S MONEY

WALDO, WE ARE NOT ASKING FOR THINGS

WELL MOM, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY

I DO NOT KNOW WALDO,
MAYBE I SHOULD WAKE UP
MISS BUTTONS OR ETHEL

NO MOM, WE CAN HANDLE IT
WE COULD ASK JUSTICE
BUT HE WANTS SQUEEKIES

WALDO, QUIT ASKING FOR STUFF
WE WANT TO TELL PEOPLE
HOW WE ARE HOW THANKFUL
WE GOT MOVED
HOW GOD HAS BLESSED US
IN OUR NEW HOME
HOW GOD HAS GIVEN US NEW FRIENDS
AND KEPT US IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS
HOW WE ARE BLESSED
TO HAVE NEW MEMBERS OF OUR PET FAMILY

MOM, DO WE HAVE TO MENTION THE LITTLE DOGS

YES WALDO, WE DO

EVEN THE PAPILLONS
AND THE YORKIES
AND THOSE SILLY FLUFFY SHIH TZU

YES WALDO,
AND WE ARE THANKFUL
WE HAVE AUTUMN THE CHESSIE
AND EDIE THE POODLE

WELL MOM, I KNOW WHAT TO SAY

WALDO, DO NOT ASK FOR ANYTHING

I KNOW MOM,
GEE, YOU KEEP REPEATING YOURSELF

OKAY WALDO, YOU TAKE IT FROM HERE

ALL RIGHT MOM,
NOW YOU ARE THINKING
LISTEN UP EVERYBODY
WE LOVE ALL OF YOU
WE WANT YOU TO BE BLESSED IN 2008
WE WANT YOU TO BE SAFE AND WARM
AND PRAY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT
WHAT WE HAVE
WE WANT YOU TO HAVE PEACE AND JOY
WE WANT TO PRAY FOR OUR SERVICE MEN OVERSEAS
WE WANT TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
AND WE WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

THAT WAS GOOD WALDO.

THANKS MOM. OH MOM, CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING

YES WALDO YOU MAY

CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A CHEESEBURGER

WALDO, I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK FOR ANYTHING

CAN'T BLAME A BOY FOR TRYING MOM.

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE, GOOD NIGHT WALDO,

GOOD NIGHT MOM.

LOVE, ELIZABETH, WALDO, MISS BUTTONS, ZIPPER, LUCY, ETHEL, JUSTICE, AUTUMN, EDIE, ANGIE, LITTLE MAN, BUCKWHEAT THE BIRD, THE SHIH TZU AND THE YORKIES TOO

(DID WE HAVE TO MENTION THE YORKIES MOM?

YES WALDO, NOW GOODNIGHT)

From poor Devin with her 5 pups.

From The Grand Madam Zipper and her son Justice

From Waldo (discovering cows)

and PIGS

From the Shih Tzu pups

From Simone and Grey Girl Checking out the new grounds

From Miss Buttons entertaining the day care class

Emily, gone but never forgotten

And from Waldo

Merry Christmas

Santa Patrol, Bulldog Style

ETHEL, BUTTONS, JUSTICE

ETHEL SAYS TO BUTTONS, "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT"

BUTTONS ANSWERS, "HE DOES NOT COME IN THE DAYLIGHT"

WALDO AND JUSTICE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY CHANCES, THEY ARE ALERT AND READY TO GRAB A REINDEER