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Discussions on Waldo's Cabinet Continue

Hi Waldo,

I was very happy to see that you took my advise on the selection of your cabinet. I think that Zipper will do a great job using the Yorkie Corp as spys, they are fast and sneaky. Also, being cute, no one will suspect them. I do have one question/problem I must bring up.You have no minorities in your cabinet. I think you should consider Edie for a position. I believe it will help with public relations to have at least one minority. I know she can be shy but, maybe this is just what she needs to come out of her shell. Maybe an ambassador. Also you must not forget Autumn and Angie. Angie is so hyper that she could be in several places at once! I know Autumn is getting along in years but, I think she could be an asset--she has much life experience. Well, with that said I don't think any one could yell discrimination.

I almost forgot the Shih Tzu population. They would be good for foreign relations. They know that they weren't meant to WORK but maybe they could be the official laps dogs--oops babies. With all that hair and calm demeanor and let's not forget the big soulful eyes. Talk this over with the rest of the cabinet and see where they stand on this issue.

Love you all. Give your Mom and great big sloppy kiss and a hug from me.

Aunt Sandi

WALDO'S RUNNING MATE

MISS CINDY,

I OFFERED THE JOB OF VICE PRESIDENT TO MISS BUTTONS. SHE DECLINED AND WANTED THE TOP ADVISOR POSITION. THESE ARE THE REASONS FOR THE VARIOUS APPOINTMENTS.

I AM A STRONG ATHELIC BOY WHO LOVES TO RUN, PLAY, AND WATCH FOOTBALL. THE GUYS OUT THERE LOVE THIS. I AM NATURALLY GOOD LOOKING, SO I KNOW THE WORKING WOMEN LOVE ME. THEY RECOGIZE BRAWN AND BRAINS.

JUSTICE IS A PRETTY BOY. HE HAS THAT BABY FACE THAT YOUNG AND OLDER WOMEN FALL IN LOVE WITH AT FIRST SIGHT. HE WOULD ALSO BE SO GOOD AT STEALING VOTES FROM THE OTHER SIDE.

MISS BUTTONS, WILL BE PRIVY TO ALL ACTIONS. SHE WILL NOT BE SUBJECTED TO THE PRESS HOUNDING HER AND THIS WILL GIVE HER MORE LEEWAY IN MAKING THE REALLY TOUGH DEALS. SHE ALSO KNOWS THAT AS WITH ANY PRESIDENT, THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN REALLY STEERS THE BOAT. WITH MY FIRST LADY, GRACIE, HOPEFULLY BEING PREGNANT AND THEN CONTENDING WITH RAISING MY CHILDREN CORRECTLY, GRACIE WILL HAVE HER PAWS FULL.

ZIPPER HAS REALLY STRONG IDEAS WHEN IT COMES TO DEALING WITH THE TERRORISTS. SHE DOES NOT TOLERATE ANY FOOLISHNESS. THIS COUNTRY IS NUMBER ONE IN HER HEART AND MIND AND SHE INTENDS TO PROTECT IT WITH ALL HER MIGHT. SHE SAYS SHE HAS NO PROBLEM WITH DEALING WITH STEALTH BOMBERS OR ROUGH ARTILLERY. SHE WILL FIGHT TO HAVE OUR TROOPS IN THE MOST UP TO DATE WEAPONS AND TRAINING. SHE WILL FIGHT FOR THEM TO HAVE THE ULTIMATE CARE FOR THEIR FAMILIES. BASICALLY, ZIPPER IS THE SUPER TROOPER WE ALL DREAMED OF AS CHILDREN.

SECRETARY OF COMMERCE IS GOING TO BE ETHEL. SHE IS SO GOOD WITH BUDGETS. SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE COSTS OF BONES, COOKIES, AND CHOW. BUT MOST IMPORTANT, SHE KNOWS THIS ECONOMY NEEDS A MAJOR BOOST, AND GETTING MORE CHEESEBURGER PLACES OUT THERE WILL HELP THIS.

LUCY AS SECRETARY OF STATE WILL DO AN EXCELLENT JOB WITH KEEPING THE RICHLY PAID LOBBYIST IN LINE. SHE WILL STRICTLY ENFORCE THE ELECTIONS LAWS. NO BODY WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO LIE ON THEIR RECORDS. BASICALLY, SHE WILL BE THE WATCHDOG THAT WILL KEEP THE DIRTY SCOUNDRELS IN LINE WITH THE LAW. SHE HAS SOME PRETTY SNEEKY LITTLE YORKIES THAT ARE GOOD AT SNOOPING.

WELL, I HAVE TO GET GOING, I THINK I HAVE SOME PUPPIES TO KISS THIS MORNING AT A MOM RALLY.

CANDIDATE WALDO FOR PRESIDENT

Waldo Chooses His Running Mate and Cabinet

I think Waldo might be getting a little ahead of the presidential debates. He has chosen his Vice President and didn't even tell me.

Here is his cabinet:

HE HAS A FIRST LADY, GRACIE,

HIS RUNNING MATE WILL BE JUSTICE

HIS TOP ADVISOR WILL BE MISS BUTTONS

TOP SECURITY COUNCIL WILL BE ZIPPER

SECRETARY OF COMMERCE WILL BE ETHEL

SECRETARY OF STATE WILL BE LUCY

Waldo, I have to tell you that I am disappointed. I thought for sure you would pick Miss Buttons to be your Vice President.

Miss Cindy

Original Photo by Mike Licht

WALDO For President

SHHHHH! DON'T TELL MOM THAT I AM ON THE COMPUTER. ALL THIS TALK ABOUT VOTING HAS MADE ME THINK...

Mr. Obama, Sir,
What exactly is your position on cheeseburgers?

MAYBE FOLKS WOULD VOTE FOR ME. IF I WAS PRESIDENT....

Waldo for President

THERE WOULD BE CHEESEBURGERS IN EVERY HOME AND A MCDONALDS ON EVERY CORNER!

UH OH, SHE'S COMING. GOTTA RUN. VOTE FOR ME!!