Friday, April 10, 2009

EASTER 2009

WALDO-- "MOM!!!  I AM NOT WEARING RABBIT EARS AGAIN THIS YEAR AND THAT IS FINAL!!!!"
 
MOM--"WALDO, WE HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR BLOG AND IT IS EASTER TIME.  WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON IT????"
 
WALDO-- "WE WOULD NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF YOU HAD BOUGHT ME A RED LAPTOP LIKE I ASKED YOU TO DO.  I COULD HAVE DONE MY BLOG MYSELF."
 
MOM--  "WELL, MR. BIG SHOT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUR OWN LAPTOP.  YOU WILL DO NOTHING BUT PLAY GAMES ON IT AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT INSTANT MESSAGING YOUR FRIENDS.  THEN YOU WILL PROBLAY GO ON FACEBOOK AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE, YOU MAY EVEN GO ON EBAY AND BUY YOURSELF A CAR."
 
WALDO--" YOU DO NOT TRUST ME AT ALL.  I WOULD STILL GO TO BED.  I CAN SLEEP DURING THE DAY TOO.  BESIDES, I DID NOT KNOW I COULD BUY A CAR ON EBAY.  WOW.  I NEED TO CHECK THAT OUT.   I WANT A RED CONVERTIBLE."
 
MOM--"ALL RIGHT WALDO, THAT IS ENOUGH TALKING.  WE HAVE TO DO A BLOG ENTRY.  THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WONDERFUL AND IMPORTANT HOLIDAYS AND WE ARE ARGUING ABOUT LAPTOPS AND BUNNY EARS."
 
WALDO--" MOM, LET'S FORGET THE RABBIT EARS, CANDY, AND SUCH.  LET'S FOCUS ON JESUS.  HE DIED FOR US, MOM.  HE DIED FOR OUR SINS.  HE WAS THE MOST PERFECT CREATION OF GOD AND HE WAS CRUCIFIED, BUT HE CAME BACK TO LIFE AND THEN WENT TO BE WITH HIS FATHER IN HEAVEN.  WE CAN NEVER BE TOO THANKFUL TO GOD AND JESUS."
 
MOM--"THAT IS TRUE WALDO.  WE ARE SO BLESSED.  GOD WATCHES OVER US ALL OF THE TIME AND DOES MIRACLES EVERYDAY, EVERY MOMENT.  HE KNOWS OUR EVERY NEED.  YOUR NAME EVEN HAS MIRACLE IN IT, BECAUSE HE DELIVERED YOU FROM DEATH WHEN YOU WERE A BABY AND BLESSED ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR HIM WHILE YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH."
 
WALDO--" MOM, QUIT CRYING. YOU WILL MAKE ME CRY.  AND WE HAVE TO GET MY BLOG DONE. LET'S THINK ABOUT THE RECENT MIRACLES GOD GAVE US.  I AM TALKING ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS.  THEY ARE SO CUTE.  DIDN'T LOLA'S MOM TAKE SOME PICTURES??"
 
MOM-- "YES WALDO, WE HAVE A COUPLE OF PICTURES, NOT OF ALL OF THE PUPPIES BUT WE HAVE PICTURES OF 2 OF THEM."
 
WALDO--"WELL, MOM, PUT THE PICTURES ON MY BLOG.  LET'S HONOR GOD BY SHOWING OFF SOME OF HIS NEWEST CREATIONS.  THE GIFT OF LIFE."
 
MOM-- "WALDO, YOU ARE SO SMART AND AS USUAL, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY.  I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WALDO. I THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR YOU."
 
WALDO-- "MOM, DON'T GET SO MUSHY.  WE ARE ON MY BLOG AND I HAVE MY REPUTATION TO UPHOLD TO THE LADIES.  GEE MOM."
 
MOM--"OKAY WALDO.  WHY DON'T YOU FINISH THE MESSAGE TO EVERYONE."
 
WALDO-- "GLADLY MOM.   MAY EVERYONE HAVE A SAFE AND BLESSED EASTER.  AND BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US.  AND THANK HIM FOR JESUS DYING ON THE CROSS SO WE ALL CAN BE SAVED.  THANK YOU GOD."
 
 
LOVE TO ALL,
SIR WALDO MCGEE AND ELIZABETH


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Friday, March 20, 2009

WALDO--I'M A NEW DADDY

HELLO ALL
 
WALDO HERE
 
NOW IT IS BIG DADDY WALDO
 
I AM THE PROUD PAPA OF 4 GIRLS
 
LOLA THE MOM
 
BELONGS TO MIKE AND TANIA OF
 
SERENITY HAVEN KENNELS, PAMPLIN VA
 
I AM SO EXCITED
 
THESE ARE MY FIRST KIDS
 
SHOULD I NAME THEM WALDETTE 1-2-3-4???
 
I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED
 
NOW I HAVE EVEN MORE TO THANK GOD FOR
 
GOD IS JUST SO AWESOME
 
LOVE AND BLESSINGS,
 
SIR WALDO MCGEE
 
PS MOM IS PRETTY EXCITED TOO
 
SHE GOT TO BE IN THE WAITING ROOM
 
AND SHE BROUGHT HOME CHEESEBURGERS FOR ALL


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Saturday, March 14, 2009

ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2009

WALDO--"WELL MOM, ARE YOU FINALLY GOING TO PUT MY GREEN ENSEMBLE ON ME FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY?  GEE, IT IS ALMOST HERE AND YOU HAVE HAD MY STUFF FOR A WHILE.  WHAT GIVES AROUND HERE?  I SHOULD HAVE HAD MY BLOG UPDATED BY NOW.  PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I AM TOO LAZY TO DO IT.  THAT IS NOT THE CASE.  YOU HOG THE COMPUTER ALL THE TIME.   I WANT MY OWN COMPUTER.  IT IS TIME I GET ONE."
 
MOM--"YOU KNOW HOW BUSY WE HAVE BEEN WALDO.  WE HAD THAT BIG SNOW.  WE HAVE BABY SHIH TZU AND BABY PAPILLONS TO TAKE CARE OF AND GET READY FOR NEW HOMES.  A LOT HAS BEEN HAPPENING.  I WENT TO SEE MY BROTHER ONE DAY."
 
WALDO--"OH MOM, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BRING UP THAT SUBJECT OF VISITING UNCLE GREG?  WHO GOT TO GO SEE HIM?  IT WAS NOT ME.  YOU TOOK THE BABY, LIBERTY ROSE.  I SAW YOU LEAVE WITH HER.  SHE WENT NAKED.  SHE CAME HOME AND FIRST THING SHE DID, WAS COME TO MY BED AND BRAG ABOUT THE TRIP."
 
MOM--"UMM, WALDO, YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO GET MAD NOW.  BEFORE YOU YELL, LET ME EXPLAIN THAT I MISPLACED YOUR ST. PATRICK'S OUTFIT.  SO I TOOK THOSE CUTE GREEN FLOWERS AND POSED SOME PUPPIES NEXT TO THEM.  I PUT A SHIH TZU PUPPY, A PAPILLON PUPPY, AND A YORKIE PUPPY IN ONE PICTURE.  THEN I POSED 2 SHIH TZU PUPPIES IN ANOTHER PICTURE."
 
WALDO--"MOM, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT, DID YOU?  I MEAN, IT THIS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE?  YOU KNOW I LIKE ST. PATRICK'S DAY, LOOK AT LAST YEAR'S PICTURE.  I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME ON MY OWN BLOG.  MOM, YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE."
 
MOM--"NOW, YOU CAN SHARE YOUR BLOG PICTURE SPACE WALDO.  CAN'T YOU?  JUST A COUPLE OF PICTURES?"
 
WALDO--"YEA MOM, LIKE LAST WEEK, WHEN I LET YOU PUT A SNOW PICTURE ON IT AND A PICTURE OF THE BABY, MISS LIBERTY ROSE. REMEMBER THAT MOM?  I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD THAT YOU DO NOT REMEMBER THAT, YEA, YEA, YEA, I KNOW, YOU ARE GOING TO SAY YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD, BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOU ARE IN DENIAL MOM.  JUST HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS UP TO ME?  AM I GETTING MY NEW COMPUTER?  I WANT A RED LAPTOP!"
 
MOM--"WALDO, I AM NOT GETTING YOU A LAPTOP.  YOU CAN CONTINUE TO USE MINE. HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU TO GET SOME CHEESEBURGERS?"
 
WALDO--"IS THAT PLURAL CHEESEBURGERS MOM, AS IN MORE THAN ONE?  I HAVE TO GET TECHNICAL NOW WITH YOU.  SINCE YOU WERE SO SNEAKY AND PUT OTHER PUPPIES ON MY BLOG.  BY THE WAY,  IS THAT PAPILLON PUPPY SNEAKING A KISS FROM THAT SHIH TZU PUPPY?"
 
MOM--"ONE QUESTION AT A TIME WALDO, PLEASE.  OKAY, MORE THAN ONE CHEESEBURGER. AND YES, I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE THAT THE PUPPIES WERE KISSING.  DID YOU NOTICE THE CUTE YORKIE IN THAT PICTURE TOO?"
 
WALDO--"SURE MOM, IT IS SO ADORABLE.  OKAY, I THINK I AM FINISHED TALKING TO YOU NOW.  YOU STILL OWE ME.  I WANT THAT RED LAPTOP.  HERE I AM,  A SUPER COOL BULLDOG AND DO NOT HAVE MY OWN CAR OR LAPTOP.  THEN YOU FURTHER INSULT ME BY PUTTING OTHER DOGS ON MY BLOG.  OH MY GOODNESS, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING, EASTER IS IN APRIL, MOM, DO NOT ASK ME TO WEAR RABBIT EARS AGAIN THIS YEAR.  I WORE ANTLERS AT CHRISTMAS, I HAVE BEEN CHEATED WITH ST. PATRICK'S DAY, AND YOU BETTER NOT ASK ABOUT EARS!  I MEAN IT MOM.  DON'T YOU DARE MOM."
 
MOM--"WALDO, I REALLY THINK IT IS TIME FOR BED.  WE CAN DISCUSS EASTER LATER. OKAY? COME ON WALDO, TELL ME YOU STILL LOVE ME, COME ON.  PLEASE WALDO.  LET'S SAY OUR PRAYERS AND GO TO NAPPY TOWN."
 
WALDO--"LET ME THINK ABOUT THIS MOM,  OKAY, I STILL LOVE YOU.  BUT MOM, YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER WITH MY BLOG. THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS MOM.  LET'S SAY OUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR US AND THANK HIM FOR US HAVING EACH OTHER."
 
MOM--"I LOVE YOU WALDO."
 
WALDO--"I LOVE YOU TOO MOM.  UMM MOM, CHEESEBURGERS EVERYDAY THIS WEEK?"
 
MOM--"GOODNIGHT WALDO"
 
WALDO--"MOM...............YOU OWE ME..........."

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

SNOW IN VA

 
ON MARCH 2, 2009 WE WOKE UP TO A BEAUTIFUL SNOWFALL.  BELOW IS A CONVERSATION THAT WALDO AND I SHARED.
 
"MOM!!  THERE IS WHITE STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE, WHAT HAPPENED??  MOM, WE DO NOT HAVE ELECTRICITY!  MOM! GET UP AND LOOK OUTSIDE! HURRY UP MOM!" --WALDO
 
"WALDO, THAT IS SNOW AND I HAVE REPORTED THE ELECTRICITY PROBLEM.  ACTUALLY, I REPORTED IT AT 3 AM WHILE YOU WERE SOUND ASLEEP, YOU WERE SNORING."-- MOM
 
"MOM, TAKE A PICTURE, IT IS PRETTY.  MOM, TAKE A PICTURE.  GEE, YOU ARE SO SLOW!"--WALDO
 
"OKAY WALDO, I HAVE A PICTURE AND WOW, LOOK, THE LIGHTS JUST CAME BACK ON, SO LET'S GET TO WORK." --MOM
 
"OKAY, TAKE A PICTURE OF SOME OF THE OTHER GUYS IN THE SNOW.  I AM NOT GOING BACK OUT INTO IT.  IT IS COLD." --WALDO
 
"HEY MOM, TAKE A PICTURE OF BABY LIBERTY ROSE.  SHE LOOKS SO CUTE IN HER RED COAT. ALL OF US BIG GUYS HAVE MASHED DOWN THE SNOW.  SHE CAN WALK ON TOP OF THE PACKED DOWN SNOW NOW."--WALDO
 
"ENOUGH PICTURES MOM.  WE HAVE THE WORK DONE, LET'S GO BACK TO BED."--WALDO
 
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA WALDO.  UMM WALDO, CAN YOU NOT SNORE SO MUCH?"--MOM
 
"MOM, YOU BETTER NOT PUT ON MY BLOG THAT I SNORE, I MEAN IT MOM, MISS BUTTONS, ETHEL, LUCY AND YOU SNORE, BUT I DO NOT MOM." --  WALDO
 
"WALDO, IF YOU ARE ASLEEP, YOU DO NOT REALIZE YOU SNORE. AND YOU HAVE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE SNORE.  IT IS SO SWEET. NICE AND QUIET, REALLY CUTE WALDO." -- MOM
 
"GEE MOM, YOU TELL ALL KINDS OF STUFF ABOUT ME ON MY BLOG.  WHAT ABOUT ST. PATRICK'S DAY??  HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT?  I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE OLD."--WALDO
 
"OKAY, YOUNG MAN, GET TO BED.  YOU DO SNORE AND I AM NOT THAT OLD."--MOM
 
"SURE MOM, YOU ARE IN DENIAL AGAIN.  OKAY, LET'S GO TO NAPPY TOWN. LET'S SAY OUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR US."  WALDO
 
"OKAY WALDO, LOVE YOU"  --MOM
 
"I LOVE YOU TOO MOM.  AND MOM, THINK ABOUT ST. PATRICKS DAY."  --WALDO
 
 

SNOW IN VA

ON MARCH 2, 2009 WE WOKE UP TO A BEAUTIFUL SNOWFALL.  BELOW IS A CONVERSATION THAT WALDO AND I SHARED.
 
"MOM!!  THERE IS WHITE STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE, WHAT HAPPENED??  MOM, WE DO NOT HAVE ELECTRICITY!  MOM! GET UP AND LOOK OUTSIDE! HURRY UP MOM!" --WALDO
 
"WALDO, THAT IS SNOW AND I HAVE REPORTED THE ELECTRICITY PROBLEM.  ACTUALLY, I REPORTED IT AT 3 AM WHILE YOU WERE SOUND ASLEEP, YOU WERE SNORING."-- MOM
 
"MOM, TAKE A PICTURE, IT IS PRETTY.  MOM, TAKE A PICTURE.  GEE, YOU ARE SO SLOW!"--WALDO
 
"OKAY WALDO, I HAVE A PICTURE AND WOW, LOOK, THE LIGHTS JUST CAME BACK ON, SO LET'S GET TO WORK." --MOM
 
"OKAY, TAKE A PICTURE OF SOME OF THE OTHER GUYS IN THE SNOW.  I AM NOT GOING BACK OUT INTO IT.  IT IS COLD." --WALDO
 
"HEY MOM, TAKE A PICTURE OF BABY LIBERTY ROSE.  SHE LOOKS SO CUTE IN HER RED COAT. ALL OF US BIG GUYS HAVE MASHED DOWN THE SNOW.  SHE CAN WALK ON TOP OF THE PACKED DOWN SNOW NOW."--WALDO
 
"ENOUGH PICTURES MOM.  WE HAVE THE WORK DONE, LET'S GO BACK TO BED."--WALDO
 
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA WALDO.  UMM WALDO, CAN YOU NOT SNORE SO MUCH?"--MOM
 
"MOM, YOU BETTER NOT PUT ON MY BLOG THAT I SNORE, I MEAN IT MOM, MISS BUTTONS, ETHEL, LUCY AND YOU SNORE, BUT I DO NOT MOM." --  WALDO
 
"WALDO, IF YOU ARE ASLEEP, YOU DO NOT REALIZE YOU SNORE. AND YOU HAVE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE SNORE.  IT IS SO SWEET. NICE AND QUIET, REALLY CUTE WALDO." -- MOM
 
"GEE MOM, YOU TELL ALL KINDS OF STUFF ABOUT ME ON MY BLOG.  WHAT ABOUT ST. PATRICK'S DAY??  HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT?  I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE OLD."--WALDO
 
"OKAY, YOUNG MAN, GET TO BED.  YOU DO SNORE AND I AM NOT THAT OLD."--MOM
 
"SURE MOM, YOU ARE IN DENIAL AGAIN.  OKAY, LET'S GO TO NAPPY TOWN. LET'S SAY OUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR US."  WALDO
 
"OKAY WALDO, LOVE YOU"  --MOM
 
"I LOVE YOU TOO MOM.  AND MOM, THINK ABOUT ST. PATRICKS DAY."  --WALDO
 
 

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY 2009

WALDO IS GETTING READY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY,  HERE IS THE LATEST CONVERSATION BETWEEN WALDO AND I.
 
MOM--"WALDO, ARE YOU READY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?"
 
WALDO--"PRETTY MUCH MOM,  I HAVE THE BEGGIN' STRIPS, THE FLOWERS, THE TEDDY BEARS, AND THE JUICY CRITTOURE GIFT SET, NOW I JUST HAVE TO DECIDE WHO TO GIVE THE STUFF TO."
 
MOM--"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?"
 
WALDO--"WELL, MOM,  I HAVE A FEW, NOT TOO MANY, BUT MORE THAN ONE.  I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO SAY EXACTLY HOW MANY, YOU ARE PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT MOM."
 
MOM--"OKAY, SO WHO LEFT THE LIPSTICK KISS ON YOUR COLLAR?"
 
WALDO--"WELL, MOM, LOLA LEFT IT THAT DAY THAT SHE AND I WENT ON A DATE.  I WENT WITH HER AND HER PARENTS, MIKE AND TANIA.  WE WENT OUT TO LUNCH AND GOT CHEESEBURGERS THAT DAY."
 
MOM--"WELL, WALDO, DON'T YOU THINK LOLA SHOULD BE YOUR VALENTINE??"
 
WALDO--"LOLA HAS BEEN SO BUSY LATELY, OUR SCHEDULES ARE JUST NOT MATCHING UP."
 
MOM--"WELL WALDO, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.  WE ARE ALL SO BUSY.  WHAT ABOUT EDIE THE POODLE?"
 
WALDO--"SINCE SHE MOVED TO NORTHERN VIRGINIA, I DO NOT GET TO SEE HER OFTEN AND A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP IS JUST HARD.  ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU WON'T LET ME TAKE THE CAR ANY MORE.  GEE, I ONLY GOT ONE SPEEDING TICKET.  AND YOU GOT A SPEEDING TICKET TOO MOM AND YOU STILL GET TO DRIVE."
 
MOM--"WALDO, YOU TOOK THE CAR WITH JUSTICE. YOU GUYS DID NOT TELL ME YOU WERE GOING ANYWERE.  AND LETS NOT GET INTO THAT SUBJECT."
 
WALDO--"MOM, I HAVE A COUPLE OF HUMAN GIRLFRIENDS, BUT THESE ARE DOG GIFTS."
 
MOM--"THAT IS TRUE, SO YOU NEED TO CHOOSE A DOG GIRLFRIEND."
 
WALDO--"WELL MOM, ABOUT MY HUMAN GIRLFRIENDS, CAN YOU HANDLE THAT FOR ME, PLEASE?"
 
MOM--"SURE WALDO, I WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU.  BY THE WAY, AM I ONE OF YOUR VALENTINES?"
 
WALDO--"COME ON MOM, YOU ARE NOT A GIRLFRIEND, YOU ARE A MOM, I THINK MOM'S DAY IS COMING UP IN MAY OR JUNE, THAT WILL BE YOUR DAY."
 
MOM--"OKAY, THANKS FOR THE EDUCATION.  WELL, NAME SOME GIRLS, WALDO."
 
WALDO--"LUCY AND ETHEL, THE BULLDOG SISTERS ARE CUTE. BUT THEY ARE ON DIETS.  I LIKE THAT LITTLE PAPILLON GIRL, LILLY, SHE IS PRETTY HOT.  JEWEL, THE SHIH TZU IS A PRETTY BLONDE HAIRED GIRL.  I LOVE HER BIG BROWN EYES.  THAT NEW BULLDOG GIRL, LIBERTY ROSE IS REALLY PRETTY AND SUPER SMART TOO.  OH, BY THE WAY MOM, WHO GOT ME VALENTINE'S GIFTS?"
 
MOM--"WELL, WALDO, USUALLY BOYS BUY GIFTS FOR GIRLS.  NOT MANY GIRLS BUY GIFTS FOR BOYS."
 
WALDO--"EXCUSE ME.  DID I HEAR YOU CORRECTLY?  ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME I MAY NOT GET ANY GIFTS?   AS CUTE AS I AM, I HAVE A HARD TIME ACCEPTING THAT.  I SPENT A LOT OF MY ALLOWANCE ON GETTING THIS STUFF FOR A GIRLFRIEND."
 
MOM--"I KNOW WALDO, BUT THAT IS USUALLY HOW IT IS.  WOMEN SOMETIMES GIVE CARDS BUT THE MAN BUYS HIS LADY PRESENTS, ALSO KNOW AS GIFTS OF LOVE."
 
WALDO--"WELL, IN THAT CASE, I KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.  I AM GOING TO SPLIT UP ALL OF MY GIFTS AMONG ALL OF MY GIRLFRIENDS.  THAT WAY, NO ONE IS GOING TO GET MAD AT ME.  EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME. EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY.  NO ONE WILL FEEL UNLOVED."
 
MOM--"I THINK THAT IS A GREAT IDEA WALDO.  I AM PROUD OF YOU.  YOU ARE SO SMOOTH WALDO,  NOW I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE SO MANY GIRLFRIENDS.  ONE QUESTION, HOW ABOUT MS. ZIPPER, YOU GO OUTSIDE WITH HER A LOT, AND SHE IS A LOT OLDER THAN YOU."
 
WALDO--"I CAN DATE OLDER WOMEN MOM, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.  MS. ZIPPER ACTS PRETTY YOUNG.  SHE CAN STILL RUN WITH THE BEST OF THEM, AND BESIDES MOM, YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?"
 
MOM--"YES WALDO, TELL ME, TELL ME!"
 
WALDO--"WELL MOM, YOU KNOW YOU ARE THE BIG BOSS AROUND HERE.  BUT WHEN IT COMES TO US 4 LEGGED PEOPLE HERE, MS. ZIPPER IS THE BIG BOSS, SHE EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN MISS BUTTONS, MORE SAY SO THAN THAT SILLY BIRD, AND ME BEING HER BOYFRIEND, WELL, THAT GIVES ME A LOT OF STATUS. YEA MOM, I'M NO DUMMY."
 
MOM--"YOU ARE RIGHT WALDO, YOU ARE A SMART RASCAL.  AND I AM GLAD YOU ARE MY RASCAL.  I THANK GOD FOR YOU AND ALL OF MY DOG KIDS EVERY DAY."
 
WALDO--"WE HAVE TO THANK GOD FOR SO MUCH MOM.  HE HAS BLESSED US SO MUCH."
 
MOM--"YOU ARE RIGHT AGAIN WALDO."
 
WALDO--"MOM, LET'S WISH EVERYONE A WONDERFUL  VALENTINE'S DAY AND WHETHER THEY HAVE BOY FRIENDS, GIRL FRIENDS, HUSBANDS,  WIVES OR IF THEY ARE NOT DATING ANYONE, WE ALL KNOW THAT GOD LOVES THEM."
 
MOM--"SO TRUE WALDO."
 
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO EVERYONE
 
BE SURE TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS,
THANK GOD,
HAVE A BLESSED TIME UNTIL I WRITE AGAIN,
LOVE,
SIR WALDO MCGEE AND ELIZABETH (MOM)


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Thursday, January 1, 2009

HAPPY 2009 TO EVERYONE

WOW,
 
WHAT A PARTY, WE ARE WORN OUT!
 
I WONDER IF MOM IS GOING TO BE UPSET TO CLEAN UP
 
ALL OF THIS MESS???
 
NAH, THAT IS WHAT MOMS DO.
 
RIGHT MOM?????
 
 
MOM?????
 
 
MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
OH WALDO,  WALDO, WALDO,
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR BABY DOLL,
 
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
 
MOM WE LOVE YOU TOO.
 
WE ARE GOING TO DO LOTS OF COOL STUFF IN 2009, RIGHT MOM??
 
YES, WALDO, WE ARE GOING TO LIVE, LIVE, LIVE.
 
PRAISE GOD, HE HAS BEEN SO GOOD TO US.
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL
 
FROM
 
SIR WALDO, MISS BUTTONS, ELIZABETH,
 
& THE REST OF THE GANG