HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIAH

HELLO EVERYONE,

 

I AM DEVOTING THIS BLOG ENTRY TO A YOUNG LADY NAMED MARIAH.  SHE IS CELEBRATING HER  11 nth  BIRTHDAY ON DECEMBER 12, 2008.  MARIAH IS A NEW SUBSCRIBER TO MY BLOG. SHE HAS WRITTEN ME THE NICEST EMAILS. I WANT TO THANK HER, AS I REALLY LIKE GETTING THEM.  I WISH I COULD BE WITH HER PERSONALLY ON HER BIRTHDAY, I WOULD TAKE HER OUT FOR A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, FRENCH FRIES, AND A MILK SHAKE.  I CONSIDER THAT THE PERFECT BIRTHDAY MEAL.  IT WOULD THEN BE FOLLOWED BY A NICE PIECE OF ANGEL FOOD CAKE. 

 

YEA, YEA, YEA, IT IS HUMAN FOOD, BUT LET'S FACE IT, I CONSIDER MYSELF A HUMAN.  MOM DRESSES ME UP, SHE LETS ME SLEEP WITH HER SOMETIMES, SHE TALKS TO ME LIKE A PERSON, AND I HAVE MY OWN BLOG.  PLUS, WHENEVER I TRAVEL, I RIDE IN THE FRONT SEAT AND HELP MOM FIND HER WAY TO STRANGE PLACES.  (ONE DAY I WILL WRITE ABOUT THE TIME I HAD TO GUIDE MOM THRU WHAT MOST PEOPLE KNOW AS WALTON'S MOUNTAIN.  POOR MOM, SOMETIMES SHE HAS TROUBLE FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS.  UMM, WE BETTER KEEP THAT A SECRET BETWEEN YOU AND ME,  OKAY?) 

 

TO MARIAH

HAPPY YAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIAH

MAY THIS ONE BE JUST AS SPECIAL

AS YOU ARE,

MAY YOU ENJOY THE WHOLE DAY

AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN

MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW

MANY PEOPLE LOVE YOU

INCLUDING ME

AND KNOW I AM THINKING OF YOU.

 

ONE DAY, YOU MAY JUST BE SUPER SURPRISED.  I MAY SHOW UP IN PERSON AND TAKE YOU OUT FOR THAT SPECIAL CHEESEBURGER.

 

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US.

 

LOVE,

YOUR SPECIAL BULLDOG FRIEND

SIR WALDO MCGEE

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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CALL MOM AND TELL HER THAT DECEMBER IS HERE AND CHRISTMAS IS THIS MONTH.  SHE HAS REALLY BEEN BUSY.  IN FACT, WE DID NOT GET OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY UNTIL A WEEK AFTER THE BIG TURKEY DAY.   OH, SHE HAD IT IN THE FRIDGE.  BUT DEVIN THE YORKIE DECIDED TO HAVE PUPPIES ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON BEFORE THANKSGIVING.  SHE HAD SOME PROBLEMS AND MOM STAYED WITH HER UNTIL 3 IN THE MORNING.  MOM EVEN HAD TANIA (ANOTHER BULLDOG BREEDER) COME LOOK AT DEVIN.  WE WERE ALL SLEEPY AND MOM DID NOT FEEL LIKE COOKING.  THEN SOME FRIENDS CAME ON FRIDAY AND THEY HAD HAD TURKEY SO THEY WANTED SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT.  FINALLY, ALL OF US BULLIES AND ALL THE LITTLE DOGS TOLD MOM THAT IT WAS TIME TO GET  THAT BIRD OUT AND PUT IT INTO THE OVEN.  IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WAIT.  WE COULD EAT TURKEY EVERY DAY. BUT MOM SAID NO, SHE WAS NOT COOKING A BIRD EVERY DAY.  

 

I GUESS ALL OF YOU NOTICED THAT I HAVE NOT WRITTEN FOR A WHILE EITHER.  I HAVE TOLD MOM LOTS OF STORIES BUT MOM HAS NOT TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THEM.  SO THIS IS A SHORT NOTE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I AM STILL KICKIN' AND WILL GET MOM ON THE STICK. 

 

IN THE MEANTIME, I AM WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND  FUN HOLIDAY TIME.  BE SURE TO THINK OF ALL THE LITTLE FOUR LEGGED CRITTERS WHO DO NOT HAVE HAPPY HOMES.  PLEASE TAKE FOOD AND TOYS TO YOUR LOCAL SHELTERS.   THE SHELTERS CAN ALWAYS USE KITTY LITTER, DOG BISCUITS, CAT CHOW, DOG FOOD.   AND IF YOU HAVE ROOM,  ADOPT AN EXTRA PET. I GET TIRED OF THE WALKING FLEA HOTELS  (CATS) AROUND HERE BUT MOM SAID THEY ARE ALL NEUTERED AND ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.  WELL, THAT IS HER OPINION.  I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK THEY SHOULD WALK IN MY BACK YARD.  THEY HAVE THE WOODS.  THEY HAVE A BARN OF THEIR OWN.  WHY DO THEY MEANDER DOWN TO MY YARD?  OKAY, I WILL GET OFF OF THAT SOAPBOX.  MOM WILL COME IN HERE AND TELL ME TO BE QUIET ABOUT CATS. 

 

MOM IS GOING TO RING THE BELL FOR THE SALVATION ARMY ONE DAY.  I AM GOING TO SEE IF SHE WILL LET ME GO WITH HER.  I THINK THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.  I KNOW IF I GET TO GO, SHE WILL GIVE ME THAT SPEECH ABOUT BEHAVING, NOT JUMPING UP ON ANYONE,  AND THAT I AM NOT TO ASK FOR CHEESEBURGERS.  BUT I BET I WOULD GET A LOT OF ATTENTION.  I WILL JUST CALL THE SALVATION ARMY PLACE TOMORROW AND ASK PERSONALLY.  THAT MIGHT BE GOING OVER MOM'S HEAD, BUT SHE IS SO BUSY, SHE WILL PROBLAY NOT REALIZE I AM ON THE PHONE.  GEE FOLKS, DON'T I GET GREAT IDEAS?

 

WELL, I AM GOING TO CLOSE FOR NOW.  I WILL WRITE LATER THIS WEEK AND LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BELL RINGING JOB. 

 

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US.  AND REMEMBER CHRISTMAS IS TO CELEBRATE JESUS' BIRTHDAY. 

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

 

P.S.  I GUESS EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHO THAT CUTE LITTLE PUPPY IS?  WELL, I WILL LET YOU THINK ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE BEFORE I TELL YOU THE BIG SECRET.  BUT I WILL TELL YOU HER NAME IS LIBERTY AND  SHE WAS BORN ON ELECTION DAY AT SERENITY HAVEN KENNELS.  SO STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT NEWSLETTER TO FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION.  ONE HINT, THAT IS MOM'S HAND HOLDING HER.

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MOM SCREWED UP AGAIN

GEE, MOM MESSED UP MY BLOG AGAIN.  SHE SENT THE STORY BUT DID NOT ATTACH THE PICTURE, THEN SHE SENT THE PICTURE AND DID NOT LABEL IT.  NOW, YOU FOLKS KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I HAVE TO STAY ON MOM ALL THE TIME.  READ THE STORY IN GREEN PLEASE.

 

LOVE,

WALDO

 

I CANNOT BLAME LIBERTY FOR FALLING ASLEEP.  WAITING FOR MOM TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT TAKES FOREVER.  SORRY MOM, BUT IT DOES.

 

(WALDO-- THIS IS MOM,  GO TO BED NOW!!!)

 

GEE, BUSTED AGAIN.  LOVE, WALDO AGAIN

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IT IS DECEMBER ALREADY!!!!

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CALL MOM AND TELL HER THAT DECEMBER IS HERE AND CHRISTMAS IS THIS MONTH.  SHE HAS REALLY BEEN BUSY.  IN FACT, WE DID NOT GET OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY UNTIL A WEEK AFTER THE BIG TURKEY DAY.   OH, SHE HAD IT IN THE FRIDGE.  BUT DEVIN THE YORKIE DECIDED TO HAVE PUPPIES ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON BEFORE THANKSGIVING.  SHE HAD SOME PROBLEMS AND MOM STAYED WITH HER UNTIL 3 IN THE MORNING.  MOM EVEN HAD TANIA (ANOTHER BULLDOG BREEDER) COME LOOK AT DEVIN.  WE WERE ALL SLEEPY AND MOM DID NOT FEEL LIKE COOKING.  THEN SOME FRIENDS CAME ON FRIDAY AND THEY HAD HAD TURKEY SO THEY WANTED SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT.  FINALLY, ALL OF US BULLIES AND ALL THE LITTLE DOGS TOLD MOM THAT IT WAS TIME TO GET  THAT BIRD OUT AND PUT IT INTO THE OVEN.  IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WAIT.  WE COULD EAT TURKEY EVERY DAY. BUT MOM SAID NO, SHE WAS NOT COOKING A BIRD EVERY DAY.  

 

I GUESS ALL OF YOU NOTICED THAT I HAVE NOT WRITTEN FOR A WHILE EITHER.  I HAVE TOLD MOM LOTS OF STORIES BUT MOM HAS NOT TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THEM.  SO THIS IS A SHORT NOTE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I AM STILL KICKIN' AND WILL GET MOM ON THE STICK. 

 

IN THE MEANTIME, I AM WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND  FUN HOLIDAY TIME.  BE SURE TO THINK OF ALL THE LITTLE FOUR LEGGED CRITTERS WHO DO NOT HAVE HAPPY HOMES.  PLEASE TAKE FOOD AND TOYS TO YOUR LOCAL SHELTERS.   THE SHELTERS CAN ALWAYS USE KITTY LITTER, DOG BISCUITS, CAT CHOW, DOG FOOD.   AND IF YOU HAVE ROOM,  ADOPT AN EXTRA PET. I GET TIRED OF THE WALKING FLEA HOTELS  (CATS) AROUND HERE BUT MOM SAID THEY ARE ALL NEUTERED AND ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.  WELL, THAT IS HER OPINION.  I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK THEY SHOULD WALK IN MY BACK YARD.  THEY HAVE THE WOODS.  THEY HAVE A BARN OF THEIR OWN.  WHY DO THEY MEANDER DOWN TO MY YARD?  OKAY, I WILL GET OFF OF THAT SOAPBOX.  MOM WILL COME IN HERE AND TELL ME TO BE QUIET ABOUT CATS. 

 

MOM IS GOING TO RING THE BELL FOR THE SALVATION ARMY ONE DAY.  I AM GOING TO SEE IF SHE WILL LET ME GO WITH HER.  I THINK THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.  I KNOW IF I GET TO GO, SHE WILL GIVE ME THAT SPEECH ABOUT BEHAVING, NOT JUMPING UP ON ANYONE,  AND THAT I AM NOT TO ASK FOR CHEESEBURGERS.  BUT I BET I WOULD GET A LOT OF ATTENTION.  I WILL JUST CALL THE SALVATION ARMY PLACE TOMORROW AND ASK PERSONALLY.  THAT MIGHT BE GOING OVER MOM'S HEAD, BUT SHE IS SO BUSY, SHE WILL PROBLAY NOT REALIZE I AM ON THE PHONE.  GEE FOLKS, DON'T I GET GREAT IDEAS?

 

WELL, I AM GOING TO CLOSE FOR NOW.  I WILL WRITE LATER THIS WEEK AND LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BELL RINGING JOB. 

 

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US.  AND REMEMBER CHRISTMAS IS TO CELEBRATE JESUS' BIRTHDAY. 

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

 

P.S.  I GUESS EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHO THAT CUTE LITTLE PUPPY IS?  WELL, I WILL LET YOU THINK ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE BEFORE I TELL YOU THE BIG SECRET.  BUT I WILL TELL YOU HER NAME IS LIBERTY AND  SHE WAS BORN ON ELECTION DAY AT SERENITY HAVEN KENNELS.  SO STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT NEWSLETTER TO FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION.  ONE HINT, THAT IS MOM'S HAND HOLDING HER.

 

 

 

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WALDO'S BOMBSHELL

HELLO FOLKS,

 

I HAVE A BOMBSHELL FOR EVERYONE.  I  HAVE DECIDED TO WITHDRAW FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.  I CANNOT EXPLAIN ALL OF THE REASONS  BUT I WILL GIVE A FEW.  WITH ME BEING A BULLDOG CANDIDATE, IT IS DIFFICULT TO GET HUMANS TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.  I HEAR THE CANDIDATES TALKING AND I LISTEN TO THE DEBATES, THEN I HEAR THE SPIN DOCTORS PUTTING THEIR SPIN ON IT, AND I HAVE TO WONDER IF ANYONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY.

 

THE ECONOMY IS IN THE PITS, OUR PEOPLE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON MEN AND WOMEN WITH COURAGE AND INTEGRITY.  NOW, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH PEOPLE HAVE GONE COMPLETELY MONEY CRAZY AND DO NOT CARE WHO THEY HURT.  AND THEY ARE HURTING OUR FAMILIES, THEY ARE DESTROYING OUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE FORCING THE AMERICAN FAMILIES TO USE COLLEGE FUNDS TO SURVIVE.  OUR PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR JOBS TO FOREIGN MARKETS.  WE ARE NO LONGER INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DEPENDENT ON OIL RICH COUNTRIES.  WE ARE SENDING OUR GOOD AMERICANS TO FIGHT A WAR FOR DEMOCRACY AND YET THE PEOPLE IN THOSE COUNTRIES ARE NOT GRATEFUL TO US.  WE ARE SPENDING MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS  ON A WAR AND YET THE COUNTRIES WE ARE FIGHTING IN ARE OIL RICH, BUT WE CANNOT GET THE OIL ANY CHEAPER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???

 

WASHINGTON NEEDS TO CLEAN HOUSE.  AND I MEAN WE NEED NEW SENATORS, NEW CONGRESSMENS, A NEW PRESIDENT, AND A NEW SET OF MORAL VALUES.  ACTUALLY WE DO NOT NEED NEW MORAL VALUES, BUT GO BACK TO OUR ORIGINAL SET OF MORALS. WE NEED TO GET GOD BACK INTO OUR CLASSROOMS. WE NEED TO FOLLOW THE 10 COMMANDMENTS.

 

BY LEAVING THIS ELECTION I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO SIT AT HOME AND NOT VOTE.  WE NEED TO GET EVERYONE TO THE POLLS.  WE NEED TO GET INVOLVED IN OUR GOVERNMENT AND JUST NOT SIT BACK AND DO NOTHING.  WE NEED TO SPEAK UP AND TELL OUR REPRESENTATIVES THAT WE WANT THIS COUNTRY TO GET BACK ON TRACK.  CRACK DOWN ON ILLEGAL ALIENS, CRACK DOWN ON THE LOBBYISTS WHO HAND OUT MONEY LIKE CANDY ON CHRISTMAS MORNING FROM BIG COMPANIES WHO JUST WANT LEGISLATION PASSED TO HELP THEM.  WE NEED TO STAND UP IN AMERICA AND DEMAND JUSTICE.

 

I WILL CONTINUE MY BLOG.  SO PLEASE CONTINUE TO TUNE IN AND READ MY ENTRIES.  SUBSCRIBE TO IT AND NOT MISS ANY STORIES.    AND I STILL LOVE CHEESEBURGERS, THAT IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE.

 

THANK YOU TO ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS AND THERE HAVE BEEN MANY.  SO WRITE ME ANYTIME. BUT COME ON PEOPLE, IT IS TIME FOR A CHANGE AND DO NOT BE SCARED. HAVE FAITH. 

 

BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR YOU AND ME.  I HOPE GOD BLESSES YOU AND THIS COUNTRY.

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

 

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HAPPY 10 TH BIRTHDAY MRS. ZIPPER

HELLO FOLKS,

 

HERE WE ARE IN OCTOBER. FALL IS HERE. IT IS  LESS THAN 3 MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.  JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN A MONTH TO VOTING DAY.  I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.  I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO START. 

 

MRS. ZIPPER, THE OLDEST BULLDOG IN OUR FAMILY WILL BE 10 YEARS OLD OCTOBER 19, 2008.  THAT AGE IS CONSIDERED A MILESTONE IN BULLDOG YEARS. (THIS IS A PICTURE OF ZIPPER, ON THE LEFT WITH HER SON, JUSTICE)  WE HAVE 3 OF HER CHILDREN HERE, SIR JUSTICE, MISS LUCY, AND MISS ETHEL.   SHE HAD TWO LITTERS OF PUPPIES IN HER LIFE. SHE HAS ONE DAUGHTER, SLICKY CHICKY IN NEW YORK AND A SON,  LIL' DOC, LIVES IN TROUTVILLE, VA.   BUT SHE HELPED MOM WITH OTHER BULLY PUPPIES.  MOM SAID SHE SHOWED SOME WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND SHE USED TO BE ABLE TO JUMP OVER A 24 INCH TALL FENCE.   SOME OF HER CHILDREN FROM THE FIRST LITTER DID RETRIEVING.  THEY HAD A KIDDIE POOL AND WOULD JUST JUMP INTO IT AND BRING BACK DUMB BELLS. MOM SAYS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY FOR HER.  I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO GET HER.  SHE SLEEPS IN MOM'S OFFICE ALL THE TIME. SHE GOES OUTSIDE WITH ME SOMETIMES. I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT WHEN WE COME INSIDE AND I AM TOO RAMBUCTIOUS, SHE GIVES ME A CERTAIN LOOK AND I IMMEDIATELY BEHAVE.  MOM REALLY THINKS THAT IS FUNNY.  I GUESS I WILL GO GET HER SOME BEGGIN STRIPS AND T-BONZ.  OF COURSE,  AT THE PARTY, IT WILL BE CHEESEBURGERS ALL AROUND.  SHE LOVES THOSE AS MUCH AS I DO.  SO HERE IS A BIG SALUTE TO YOU ZIPPER.

 

THIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS REALLY GETTING MIND BOGGLING.  THE ECONOMY IS IN THE PITS AND HEALTH CARE IS  OUT OF CONTROL.  MOM HAS BEEN GETTING EMAILS QUESTIONING WHO MY VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WILL BE.   I THINK I AM GOING WITH SIR JUSTICE.  HE IS CALM, SMART, AND HAS LOT OF CHARISMA WITH THE LADIES.  SIR JUSTICE IS VERY HONEST. JUST AS HIS NAME IMPLIES, HE KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG AND TREATS PEOPLE FAIRLY. HE IS ZIPPER'S SON, SO I KNOW HE HAS A GOOD SOLID BACKGROUND.  MY PLATFORM IS STILL THAT CHEESEBURGERS SHOULD BE THE NATIONAL FOOD. 

 

I JUST DO NOT THINK I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS YET.  WE HAVE THANKSGIVING COMING UP.  THAT IS SUCH A GREAT DAY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.  ALTHOUGH, I DO NOT KNOW IF MOM IS SERIOUS ABOUT DRESSING ME UP AS A PILGRIM.  REALLY MOM, GET A GRIP!

 

MOM HAS BEEN BUSY WITH HER EBAY STORE, SHE IS DOGSNDOLLSLIZ, IF ANYONE WANTS TO LOOK HER UP.   I ASKED HER WHAT WAS IN IT.  SHE SAID LOTS OF PEOPLE STUFF, SOME DOG STUFF, AND LOTS OF MISC.  (WHATEVER THAT IS).  I ASKED HER IF ANY OF MY TOYS SHOWED UP ACCIDENTLY ON THERE.  SHE PROMISED THAT THE ANSWER IS NO.  SHE SAID SHE MIGHT START SELLING MY PAWPRINT IF I CONTINUE TO GET INTO STUFF WHILE SHE IS WORKING.  SHE SAID A PAWPRINT IS LIKE A FINGERPRINT AND SHE KNOWS MINE WHEN SHE SEES IT.  AND SHE SAID IT HAS SHOWN UP ON THE COOKIE JAR MORE THAN ONCE.  I ALWAYS SHARE THE COOKIES WITH THE OTHERS.  I HAVE EVEN GIVEN A FLUFFY SHIH TZU A COOKIE.  DOESN'T THAT GAIN ME SOME BROWNIE POINTS???  MISS BUTTONS SAYS I JUST SUCK UP TO MOM ALL THE TIME.

 

OKAY, I AM GOING TO CALL IT QUITS FOR NOW.  BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR OUR FREEDOM AND FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS HE HAS BESTOWED UPON US.  GOD IS SO AWESOME.

 

LOVE,

SIR WALDO MCGEE

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