Sunday, December 7, 2008
IT IS DECEMBER ALREADY!!!!
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CALL MOM AND TELL HER THAT DECEMBER IS HERE AND CHRISTMAS IS THIS MONTH. SHE HAS REALLY BEEN BUSY. IN FACT, WE DID NOT GET OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY UNTIL A WEEK AFTER THE BIG TURKEY DAY. OH, SHE HAD IT IN THE FRIDGE. BUT DEVIN THE YORKIE DECIDED TO HAVE PUPPIES ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON BEFORE THANKSGIVING. SHE HAD SOME PROBLEMS AND MOM STAYED WITH HER UNTIL 3 IN THE MORNING. MOM EVEN HAD TANIA (ANOTHER BULLDOG BREEDER) COME LOOK AT DEVIN. WE WERE ALL SLEEPY AND MOM DID NOT FEEL LIKE COOKING. THEN SOME FRIENDS CAME ON FRIDAY AND THEY HAD HAD TURKEY SO THEY WANTED SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT. FINALLY, ALL OF US BULLIES AND ALL THE LITTLE DOGS TOLD MOM THAT IT WAS TIME TO GET THAT BIRD OUT AND PUT IT INTO THE OVEN. IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WAIT. WE COULD EAT TURKEY EVERY DAY. BUT MOM SAID NO, SHE WAS NOT COOKING A BIRD EVERY DAY.
I GUESS ALL OF YOU NOTICED THAT I HAVE NOT WRITTEN FOR A WHILE EITHER. I HAVE TOLD MOM LOTS OF STORIES BUT MOM HAS NOT TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THEM. SO THIS IS A SHORT NOTE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I AM STILL KICKIN' AND WILL GET MOM ON THE STICK.
IN THE MEANTIME, I AM WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND FUN HOLIDAY TIME. BE SURE TO THINK OF ALL THE LITTLE FOUR LEGGED CRITTERS WHO DO NOT HAVE HAPPY HOMES. PLEASE TAKE FOOD AND TOYS TO YOUR LOCAL SHELTERS. THE SHELTERS CAN ALWAYS USE KITTY LITTER, DOG BISCUITS, CAT CHOW, DOG FOOD. AND IF YOU HAVE ROOM, ADOPT AN EXTRA PET. I GET TIRED OF THE WALKING FLEA HOTELS (CATS) AROUND HERE BUT MOM SAID THEY ARE ALL NEUTERED AND ARE NOT BOTHERING ME. WELL, THAT IS HER OPINION. I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK THEY SHOULD WALK IN MY BACK YARD. THEY HAVE THE WOODS. THEY HAVE A BARN OF THEIR OWN. WHY DO THEY MEANDER DOWN TO MY YARD? OKAY, I WILL GET OFF OF THAT SOAPBOX. MOM WILL COME IN HERE AND TELL ME TO BE QUIET ABOUT CATS.
MOM IS GOING TO RING THE BELL FOR THE SALVATION ARMY ONE DAY. I AM GOING TO SEE IF SHE WILL LET ME GO WITH HER. I THINK THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN. I KNOW IF I GET TO GO, SHE WILL GIVE ME THAT SPEECH ABOUT BEHAVING, NOT JUMPING UP ON ANYONE, AND THAT I AM NOT TO ASK FOR CHEESEBURGERS. BUT I BET I WOULD GET A LOT OF ATTENTION. I WILL JUST CALL THE SALVATION ARMY PLACE TOMORROW AND ASK PERSONALLY. THAT MIGHT BE GOING OVER MOM'S HEAD, BUT SHE IS SO BUSY, SHE WILL PROBLAY NOT REALIZE I AM ON THE PHONE. GEE FOLKS, DON'T I GET GREAT IDEAS?
WELL, I AM GOING TO CLOSE FOR NOW. I WILL WRITE LATER THIS WEEK AND LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BELL RINGING JOB.
BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE DOES FOR US. AND REMEMBER CHRISTMAS IS TO CELEBRATE JESUS' BIRTHDAY.
LOVE,
SIR WALDO MCGEE
P.S. I GUESS EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHO THAT CUTE LITTLE PUPPY IS? WELL, I WILL LET YOU THINK ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE BEFORE I TELL YOU THE BIG SECRET. BUT I WILL TELL YOU HER NAME IS LIBERTY AND SHE WAS BORN ON ELECTION DAY AT SERENITY HAVEN KENNELS. SO STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT NEWSLETTER TO FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION. ONE HINT, THAT IS MOM'S HAND HOLDING HER.
Friday, October 17, 2008
WALDO'S BOMBSHELL
HELLO FOLKS,
I HAVE A BOMBSHELL FOR EVERYONE. I HAVE DECIDED TO WITHDRAW FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE. I CANNOT EXPLAIN ALL OF THE REASONS BUT I WILL GIVE A FEW. WITH ME BEING A BULLDOG CANDIDATE, IT IS DIFFICULT TO GET HUMANS TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE. I HEAR THE CANDIDATES TALKING AND I LISTEN TO THE DEBATES, THEN I HEAR THE SPIN DOCTORS PUTTING THEIR SPIN ON IT, AND I HAVE TO WONDER IF ANYONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY.
THE ECONOMY IS IN THE PITS, OUR PEOPLE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON MEN AND WOMEN WITH COURAGE AND INTEGRITY. NOW, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH PEOPLE HAVE GONE COMPLETELY MONEY CRAZY AND DO NOT CARE WHO THEY HURT. AND THEY ARE HURTING OUR FAMILIES, THEY ARE DESTROYING OUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE FORCING THE AMERICAN FAMILIES TO USE COLLEGE FUNDS TO SURVIVE. OUR PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR JOBS TO FOREIGN MARKETS. WE ARE NO LONGER INDEPENDENT, WE ARE DEPENDENT ON OIL RICH COUNTRIES. WE ARE SENDING OUR GOOD AMERICANS TO FIGHT A WAR FOR DEMOCRACY AND YET THE PEOPLE IN THOSE COUNTRIES ARE NOT GRATEFUL TO US. WE ARE SPENDING MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON A WAR AND YET THE COUNTRIES WE ARE FIGHTING IN ARE OIL RICH, BUT WE CANNOT GET THE OIL ANY CHEAPER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???
WASHINGTON NEEDS TO CLEAN HOUSE. AND I MEAN WE NEED NEW SENATORS, NEW CONGRESSMENS, A NEW PRESIDENT, AND A NEW SET OF MORAL VALUES. ACTUALLY WE DO NOT NEED NEW MORAL VALUES, BUT GO BACK TO OUR ORIGINAL SET OF MORALS. WE NEED TO GET GOD BACK INTO OUR CLASSROOMS. WE NEED TO FOLLOW THE 10 COMMANDMENTS.
BY LEAVING THIS ELECTION I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO SIT AT HOME AND NOT VOTE. WE NEED TO GET EVERYONE TO THE POLLS. WE NEED TO GET INVOLVED IN OUR GOVERNMENT AND JUST NOT SIT BACK AND DO NOTHING. WE NEED TO SPEAK UP AND TELL OUR REPRESENTATIVES THAT WE WANT THIS COUNTRY TO GET BACK ON TRACK. CRACK DOWN ON ILLEGAL ALIENS, CRACK DOWN ON THE LOBBYISTS WHO HAND OUT MONEY LIKE CANDY ON CHRISTMAS MORNING FROM BIG COMPANIES WHO JUST WANT LEGISLATION PASSED TO HELP THEM. WE NEED TO STAND UP IN AMERICA AND DEMAND JUSTICE.
I WILL CONTINUE MY BLOG. SO PLEASE CONTINUE TO TUNE IN AND READ MY ENTRIES. SUBSCRIBE TO IT AND NOT MISS ANY STORIES. AND I STILL LOVE CHEESEBURGERS, THAT IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE.
THANK YOU TO ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS AND THERE HAVE BEEN MANY. SO WRITE ME ANYTIME. BUT COME ON PEOPLE, IT IS TIME FOR A CHANGE AND DO NOT BE SCARED. HAVE FAITH.
BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR YOU AND ME. I HOPE GOD BLESSES YOU AND THIS COUNTRY.
LOVE,
SIR WALDO MCGEE
Thursday, October 2, 2008
HAPPY 10 TH BIRTHDAY MRS. ZIPPER
HELLO FOLKS,
HERE WE ARE IN OCTOBER. FALL IS HERE. IT IS LESS THAN 3 MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS. JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN A MONTH TO VOTING DAY. I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO. I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHERE TO START.
MRS. ZIPPER, THE OLDEST BULLDOG IN OUR FAMILY WILL BE 10 YEARS OLD OCTOBER 19, 2008. THAT AGE IS CONSIDERED A MILESTONE IN BULLDOG YEARS. (THIS IS A PICTURE OF ZIPPER, ON THE LEFT WITH HER SON, JUSTICE) WE HAVE 3 OF HER CHILDREN HERE, SIR JUSTICE, MISS LUCY, AND MISS ETHEL. SHE HAD TWO LITTERS OF PUPPIES IN HER LIFE. SHE HAS ONE DAUGHTER, SLICKY CHICKY IN NEW YORK AND A SON, LIL' DOC, LIVES IN TROUTVILLE, VA. BUT SHE HELPED MOM WITH OTHER BULLY PUPPIES. MOM SAID SHE SHOWED SOME WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND SHE USED TO BE ABLE TO JUMP OVER A 24 INCH TALL FENCE. SOME OF HER CHILDREN FROM THE FIRST LITTER DID RETRIEVING. THEY HAD A KIDDIE POOL AND WOULD JUST JUMP INTO IT AND BRING BACK DUMB BELLS. MOM SAYS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY FOR HER. I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO GET HER. SHE SLEEPS IN MOM'S OFFICE ALL THE TIME. SHE GOES OUTSIDE WITH ME SOMETIMES. I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT WHEN WE COME INSIDE AND I AM TOO RAMBUCTIOUS, SHE GIVES ME A CERTAIN LOOK AND I IMMEDIATELY BEHAVE. MOM REALLY THINKS THAT IS FUNNY. I GUESS I WILL GO GET HER SOME BEGGIN STRIPS AND T-BONZ. OF COURSE, AT THE PARTY, IT WILL BE CHEESEBURGERS ALL AROUND. SHE LOVES THOSE AS MUCH AS I DO. SO HERE IS A BIG SALUTE TO YOU ZIPPER.
THIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS REALLY GETTING MIND BOGGLING. THE ECONOMY IS IN THE PITS AND HEALTH CARE IS OUT OF CONTROL. MOM HAS BEEN GETTING EMAILS QUESTIONING WHO MY VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WILL BE. I THINK I AM GOING WITH SIR JUSTICE. HE IS CALM, SMART, AND HAS LOT OF CHARISMA WITH THE LADIES. SIR JUSTICE IS VERY HONEST. JUST AS HIS NAME IMPLIES, HE KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG AND TREATS PEOPLE FAIRLY. HE IS ZIPPER'S SON, SO I KNOW HE HAS A GOOD SOLID BACKGROUND. MY PLATFORM IS STILL THAT CHEESEBURGERS SHOULD BE THE NATIONAL FOOD.
I JUST DO NOT THINK I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS YET. WE HAVE THANKSGIVING COMING UP. THAT IS SUCH A GREAT DAY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. ALTHOUGH, I DO NOT KNOW IF MOM IS SERIOUS ABOUT DRESSING ME UP AS A PILGRIM. REALLY MOM, GET A GRIP!
MOM HAS BEEN BUSY WITH HER EBAY STORE, SHE IS DOGSNDOLLSLIZ, IF ANYONE WANTS TO LOOK HER UP. I ASKED HER WHAT WAS IN IT. SHE SAID LOTS OF PEOPLE STUFF, SOME DOG STUFF, AND LOTS OF MISC. (WHATEVER THAT IS). I ASKED HER IF ANY OF MY TOYS SHOWED UP ACCIDENTLY ON THERE. SHE PROMISED THAT THE ANSWER IS NO. SHE SAID SHE MIGHT START SELLING MY PAWPRINT IF I CONTINUE TO GET INTO STUFF WHILE SHE IS WORKING. SHE SAID A PAWPRINT IS LIKE A FINGERPRINT AND SHE KNOWS MINE WHEN SHE SEES IT. AND SHE SAID IT HAS SHOWN UP ON THE COOKIE JAR MORE THAN ONCE. I ALWAYS SHARE THE COOKIES WITH THE OTHERS. I HAVE EVEN GIVEN A FLUFFY SHIH TZU A COOKIE. DOESN'T THAT GAIN ME SOME BROWNIE POINTS??? MISS BUTTONS SAYS I JUST SUCK UP TO MOM ALL THE TIME.
OKAY, I AM GOING TO CALL IT QUITS FOR NOW. BE SURE TO THANK GOD FOR OUR FREEDOM AND FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS HE HAS BESTOWED UPON US. GOD IS SO AWESOME.
LOVE,
SIR WALDO MCGEE
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Saturday, August 9, 2008
AUGUST 2008 GO OLYMPICS
HELLO EVERYONE,
I AM NOT MAKING THIS A LONG STORY TONIGHT. I AM IN AWE OF THE OPENING CEREMONY OF THE OLYMICS IN CHINA. WOW, IT WAS FANTASTIC. I WATCHED THE TEAMS COME IN AND THEY ALL LOOKED SO HAPPY. I WISH EVERYONE GOOD LUCK AND MAY GOD WATCH OVER THEM.
I SAW PRESIDENT BUSH THERE WITH MRS. BUSH. I DID NOT REALIZE THAT WAS GOING TO BE ONE OF MY DUTIES TO ATTEND THE OLYMPICS WHEN I AM ELECTED PRESIDENT. BUT I WILL BE SO HONORED TO REPRESENT OUR GREAT COUNTRY. MISS BUTTONS SAYS I WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL A LOT AND PROBLAY WILL NOT BE HOME MUCH. SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY, SHE AND THE OTHER BULLIES WILL TAKE CARE OF MY TREATS. JUSTICE IS CONCERNED AS TO WHO MY FIRST LADY IS GOING TO BE. OF COURSE, MOM WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST IN MY HEART. BUT I WILL TAKE SUGGESTIONS FROM "YOU, MY PEOPLE". SO WRITE ME AND LET ME KNOW WHO YOU WOULD THINK WOULD BE GOOD.
MOM HAS BEEN BUSY THIS MONTH WITH NEW BABIES. 4 BABY BOY YORKIES. THEY WERE BORN JULY 1, 2008. NOW THEY ARE RUNNING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM. THEY ARE SO TINY COMPARED TO ME, BUT THEY WRESTLE, BARK AND MAN, CAN THEY EVER EAT. THEY ARE CUTE.
THEN MOM IS WORKING WITH A LITTLE BOY PAPILLON TO START SHOWING LATER THIS YEAR. SHE CALLS HIM R.J. BUT HIS FANCY SHOW NAME IS GOING TO BE MACBETH'S WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT. HE IS REALLY A LITTLE SMART ALEC. MISS BUTTONS SAYS HE HAS TO HAVE AN ATTITUDE TO SHOW. SHE IS GOING TO GIVE HIM SHOW TIPS. I OFFERED TO GIVE SOME, BUT JUSTICE SAYS HE REMEMBERED WHEN HE SAW ME IN THE SHOWRING. HE SAID I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT THE JUDGE BUT I WAS LOOKING AT THE PEOPLE IN THE BLEACHERS. I JUST POLITELY TOLD HIM THAT I CATERED TO "MY PEOPLE". I WAS NOT IMPRESSED BY THAT OLD COOT WHO WAS THE JUDGE. "MY PEOPLE" WERE HAPPY TO SEE ME AND LIKED MY THEATRICS. AFTER ALL, IT WAS A DOG SHOW.
SPEAKING OF SHOWS, WE WERE ALL DISSAPPOINTED THAT TILLMAN THE BULLDOG GOT VOTED OFF OF AMERICA'S GREATEST DOG PROGRAM ON CBS. WHAT WERE WRONG WITH THOSE JUDGES? TILLMAN MADE THAT SHOW. HE HAD THE MOST PERSONALITY. AND HE DID UNBELIEVABLE THINGS THAT USUALLY BULLDOGS CANNOT DO. I MAY NEED TO SEE IF HE WANTS TO BE MY VICE PRESIDENT. HE HAS A GOOD FOLLOWING AND I THINK HE MAY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.
THAT IS IT FOR NOW, I HAVE PUT A COUPLE OF PICTURES HERE OF THE PAPILLON, R.J. AND THOSE LITTLE YORKIES, THEY ARE CUTE. NOT AS CUTE AS ME BUT PRETTY CLOSE.
REMEMBER TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR US.
LOVE,
SIR WALDO
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Friday, July 4, 2008
BONNIE'S PATRIOTIC GAZEBO
Hello Everyone,
Mom and I have had a quiet 4 nth of July. We hope all of you had a safe and happy one.
I am putting a picture up of a Gazebo that "Aunt Bonnie" painted in her yard. She has a son in the Army, Dale, who fights to help keep this country free. We have not heard from Bonnie lately and did not know what she was up to, now we know. She kept this project "under wraps" until today. Mom and I think she did a great job. Next time I go to visit her, I am going to have my picture taken there.
Ummmm, I wonder if the other two presidential candidates would like to meet me there for a debate???
I will sign off for now. Be sure to Thank God for all he does for us. He has blessed us in so many ways. Thank him for men like Dale too.
Till next time,
Love,
Waldo
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Monday, June 16, 2008
IT'S HOT, KITTENS, TURTLE, CHEESEBURGER
HELLO FOLKS,
WELL, IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I WROTE. IT IS JUNE AND HOT, HOT, HOT. DID I SAY IT WAS HOT? WELL, I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY. I HAVE BEEN SNEAKING INTO MOM'S BED SOME AT NIGHT. SHE IS GOOD TO SLEEP WITH, NICE AND CUDDLY. I NEED SNUGGLE TIME WITH HER. SHE STAYS SO BUSY, I FIGURE IT IS ONE OF MY JOBS TO CALM HER DOWN SOME. AND I KNOW SHE APPRECIATES ME LOOKING AFTER HER.
MOM HAS A TENDENCY TO GET INTO STUFF. NOW THAT IT IS HOT, I STAY HOME IN THE COOL. SHE HAS NO ONE TO TELL HER THE WORD "NO". THE YARD SALES ARE FINE, SHE BRINGS HOME LOTS OF JUNK AND IT CLUTTERS UP THE HOUSE, BUT SOMETIMES I GET SOME COOL TOYS. I HAVE LOTS OF GIANT TEDDY BEARS. JUSTICE TAKES A LOT OF THEM, HE IS SUCH A BABY. NOW, LET ME WRITE SOME EXAMPLES OF HER NOT BEHAVING.
SHE PUT ONE OF THE PAPILLONS IN THE GUEST ROOM AND TA-DAA, 6 BABIES WERE BORN. I TRY TO SNEAK IN AND LOOK AT THEM BUT THE MAMA DOG-DANCER BARKS AT ME. I JUST WANT TO LOOK. I PUT A PICTURE OF THEM HERE, THEY ARE 3 WEEKS OLD NOW. THE LITTLE RASCALS ARE STARTING TO BARK. BEFORE LONG THEY WILL BE TODDLING AROUND ON THE LIVING ROOM. MOM HAS A FLOOR MOBILE FOR THEM TO PLAY WITH AND TO LEARN. UH, I DIDN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE WHEN I WAS A BABY.
THEN ONE NIGHT MOM DRAGGED IN 2 TINY KITTENS SHE HAD FOUND. SHE IS GOING TO FIND HOMES FOR THEM AND IT BETTER BE SOON. WE ALREADY HAVE SOME WALKING FLEA BAG MOOCHERS OUTSIDE. ALLRIGHT, MAYBE THEY DO NOT HAVE FLEAS, BUT THEY MOOCH BIG TIME.
THE OTHER NIGHT, MOM BRINGS A TURTLE INSIDE. SHE FOUND IT IN AUTUMN'S SWIMMING POOL. ( AUTUMN IS THE 11 YEAR OLD CHESSIE WE OWN). AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICTURE, IT HAS CONNED FOOD OUT OF US TOO. MOM SAYS SHE IS GOING TO TURN HIM OUT IN THE WOODS. BUT FIRST SHE HAD TO FIND OUT IF SHE SHOULD TAKE HIM TO A POND AREA OR IN THE WOODS. AFTER 2 HOURS OF HER AND THAT TURTLE, WHO SHE CALLS MR. T, LOOKING ON THE NET, SHE DECIDED HE WAS AN OLD BOX LAND TURTLE. HE IS PRETTY ACTIVE HERE IN THE HOUSE. SHE HAS HIM SLEEPING IN THE GUEST BATHTUB UNTIL SHE SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE WOODS. SAYS HE CANNOT ESCAPE THERE. FOLKS, DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IN THIS FAMILY????
NOW, MOM SAYS WE HAVE TO GO ON A DIET AND I FIND THAT DEPLORABLE, THE FIRST THING TO GO IS ------THAT'S RIGHT, CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!! EVERYONE---- PLEASE WRITE MOM AND TELL HER THAT SHE CAN GIVE THEM UP BUT IT IS NOT FAIR FOR ME TO SUFFER BECAUSE SHE HAS TO DIET!!! I AM WELL WITHIN MY PROPER WEIGHT. BUTTONS, ETHEL, AND LUCY ARE FAT, SO THEY CAN DIET WITH MOM. BUT JUSTICE, ZIPPER, AND I ARE NOT AND SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SUFFER. BESIDES, I HAVE TO GET BACK ON THE ELECTION TRAIL AND MY CHEESEBURGER PLATFORM HAS TO STAND. IT LOOKS LIKE MY OPPONENTS HAVE FINALLY BEEN CHOSEN AFTER A DISGUSTING MUDSLINGING BATTLE. WITH THAT BEING SAID, NO FURTHER COMMENT TODAY. I'LL MAKE SOME IN ANOTHER LETTER.
DID I SAY IT WAS HOT?? MISS BUTTONS THE BULLDOG HAS HER BIKINI OUT, I JUST GO NAKED.
I AM GOING TO SIGN OFF FOR NOW. I HEAR MOM GETTING INTO SOMETHING IN THE OTHER ROOM. NOW WHAT?????
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES AND REMEMBER TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE.
LOVE,
WALDO
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IT'S HOT, KITTENS, TURTLE, CHEESEBURGER
MR. T, THE TURTLE
DANCER'S PAPILLON PUPPIES AT 3 WEEKS OLD HELLO FOLKS, WELL, IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I WROTE. IT IS JUNE AND HOT, HOT, HOT. DID I SAY IT WAS HOT? WELL, I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY. I HAVE BEEN SNEAKING INTO MOM'S BED SOME AT NIGHT. SHE IS GOOD TO SLEEP WITH, NICE AND CUDDLY. I NEED SNUGGLE TIME WITH HER. SHE STAYS SO BUSY, I FIGURE IT IS ONE OF MY JOBS TO CALM HER DOWN SOME. AND I KNOW SHE APPRECIATES ME LOOKING AFTER HER. MOM HAS A TENDENCY TO GET INTO STUFF. NOW THAT IT IS HOT, I STAY HOME IN THE COOL. SHE HAS NO ONE TO TELL HER THE WORD "NO". THE YARD SALES ARE FINE, SHE BRINGS HOME LOTS OF JUNK AND IT CLUTTERS UP THE HOUSE, BUT SOMETIMES I GET SOME COOL TOYS. I HAVE LOTS OF GIANT TEDDY BEARS. JUSTICE TAKES A LOT OF THEM, HE IS SUCH A BABY. NOW, LET ME WRITE SOME EXAMPLES OF HER NOT BEHAVING. SHE PUT ONE OF THE PAPILLONS IN THE GUEST ROOM AND TA-DAA, 6 BABIES WERE BORN. I TRY TO SNEAK IN AND LOOK AT THEM BUT THE MAMA DOG-DANCER BARKS AT ME. I JUST WANT TO LOOK. I PUT A PICTURE OF THEM HERE, THEY ARE 3 WEEKS OLD NOW. THE LITTLE RASCALS ARE STARTING TO BARK. BEFORE LONG THEY WILL BE TODDLING AROUND ON THE LIVING ROOM. MOM HAS A FLOOR MOBILE FOR THEM TO PLAY WITH AND TO LEARN. UH, I DIDN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE WHEN I WAS A BABY. THEN ONE NIGHT MOM DRAGGED IN 2 TINY KITTENS SHE HAD FOUND. SHE IS GOING TO FIND HOMES FOR THEM AND IT BETTER BE SOON. WE ALREADY HAVE SOME WALKING FLEA BAG MOOCHERS OUTSIDE. ALLRIGHT, MAYBE THEY DO NOT HAVE FLEAS, BUT THEY MOOCH BIG TIME. THE OTHER NIGHT, MOM BRINGS A TURTLE INSIDE. SHE FOUND IT IN AUTUMN'S SWIMMING POOL. ( AUTUMN IS THE 11 YEAR OLD CHESSIE WE OWN). AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICTURE, IT HAS CONNED FOOD OUT OF US TOO. MOM SAYS SHE IS GOING TO TURN HIM OUT IN THE WOODS. BUT FIRST SHE HAD TO FIND OUT IF SHE SHOULD TAKE HIM TO A POND AREA OR IN THE WOODS. AFTER 2 HOURS OF HER AND THAT TURTLE, WHO SHE CALLS MR. T, LOOKING ON THE NET, SHE DECIDED HE WAS AN OLD BOX LAND TURTLE. HE IS PRETTY ACTIVE HERE IN THE HOUSE. SHE HAS HIM SLEEPING IN THE GUEST BATHTUB UNTIL SHE SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE WOODS. SAYS HE CANNOT ESCAPE THERE. FOLKS, DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IN THIS FAMILY???? NOW, MOM SAYS WE HAVE TO GO ON A DIET AND I FIND THAT DEPLORABLE, THE FIRST THING TO GO IS ------THAT'S RIGHT, CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!! EVERYONE---- PLEASE WRITE MOM AND TELL HER THAT SHE CAN GIVE THEM UP BUT IT IS NOT FAIR FOR ME TO SUFFER BECAUSE SHE HAS TO DIET!!! I AM WELL WITHIN MY PROPER WEIGHT. BUTTONS, ETHEL, AND LUCY ARE FAT, SO THEY CAN DIET WITH MOM. BUT JUSTICE, ZIPPER, AND I ARE NOT AND SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SUFFER. BESIDES, I HAVE TO GET BACK ON THE ELECTION TRAIL AND MY CHEESEBURGER PLATFORM HAS TO STAND. IT LOOKS LIKE MY OPPONENTS HAVE FINALLY BEEN CHOSEN AFTER A DISGUSTING MUDSLINGING BATTLE. WITH THAT BEING SAID, NO FURTHER COMMENT TODAY. I'LL MAKE SOME IN ANOTHER LETTER. DID I SAY IT WAS HOT?? MISS BUTTONS THE BULLDOG HAS HER BIKINI OUT, I JUST GO NAKED. I AM GOING TO SIGN OFF FOR NOW. I HEAR MOM GETTING INTO SOMETHING IN THE OTHER ROOM. NOW WHAT????? TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES AND REMEMBER TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE. LOVE, WALDO
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