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DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING AT WALDO'S HOME

 

 

 

WALDO-- "Mom, do you realize it is almost Turkey day and I have not seen a turkey laying around anywhere."

 

MOM-- "Well Waldo, perhaps the turkey is still walking around outside, it may have even flown away."

 

WALDO-- "Mom, you are so funny, you know turkeys do not fly or walk."

 

MOM-- "Well Waldo, where do you think turkeys come from?"

 

WALDO-- "Gee mom, everyone knows they are made and sold at the supermarket. You act like they were alive at one time. Now get serious, when is ours coming?"

 

MOM-- "Waldo, I already bought it and it is in the freezer. Also, I have the stuffing, mashed potatoes, green beans, eggs for ………."

 

WALDO-- "Sorry to interrupt, but what abut the rolls and butter? And about the dessert, what are we having? We want a cake decorated with bones on it. Miss zipper wants egg custard, whatever that is."

 

MOM-- "Waldo, maybe you can help with the dishes this year, in the past you seem to disappear when the dinner is finished."

 

WALDO-- "Mom, it is a major football day. Last year Miss Buttons hogged the TV to watch the dog show. In the morning before dinner, Miss Liberty and her friends had to watch the parade. This year I have it covered, I will not miss anything. Justice, RJ, Puzzle, Cooter, all of us guys will be sitting back and watching what we want. Not a chance that we will miss anything. The girls are out of luck."

 

MOM-- "Waldo, you are talking pretty positive, how can you be so sure? Tell me what is going to happen."

 

WALDO-- "Because mom, I have made some arrangements in advance. We guys have a plan."

 

MOM-- "Okay, maybe I better hear about these plans. I am listening."

 

WALDO-- "Well, Cooter, being just a little squirt is going to crawl behind the TV and disable the cable. Hehehe I did not realize how handy a 2 pound 9 oz Yorkie can be. Then that jumping Papillion, RJ, well he is going to jump up and push the remote to the floor. At that point, pretty boy Justice (who we all know steals so much) is going to take the remote and hide it. And Puzzle the Shih Tzu is going to provide distractions so no one notices what is going on in the living room. Yep, it is all planned and under control mom."

 

MOM-- "Waldo, can I assume you are the mastermind behind all of this? However, I did not hear exactly what you are actually going to be doing."

 

WALDO-- "That is the cool part, I am not actually gong to be doing anything. Well, I will be sitting on the TV Guide. Hehehe"

 

MOM-- "Okay Waldo, now I know your plans. What about the girls? Do you think this plan is fair to them? What if they want to watch TV?"

 

WALDO-- "Mom, they have girl stuff to do, like washing the dishes and planning to put up the Christmas decorations. They have to figure out what gifts to get us guys too."

 

BELLA-- "Okay Mr. Waldo, I heard everything and you are not getting by with it, is he mom?"

 

WALDO-- "Bella! You nosy Papillion! You hear everything with your big ears! Mom--isn't she in trouble for eavesdropping on our private conversation? Isn't she?"

 

MOM-- "Goodness Bella, he has a point. It is not very nice to listen in on other people's conversations. But Waldo, you are planning something sneaky that is not really fair to the girls."

 

WALDO-- "It is always one sided Mom. The girls always get everything. It is just not fair. Us boys never get to do anything. Come on Mom, do not destroy turkey day for us guys. PLEASE!!!!!"

 

MOM-- "I know in the past that the girls have always gotten to do as they pleased. Maybe I have an idea that will be fair to all. How about this year, the girls go to my bedroom and watch the TV there. And you guys can have the living room. Would that make everyone happy?"

 

WALDO-- "Gee mom, that is cool. You always figure out stuff. I guess that is why you are second in command around here."

 

MOM-- "Second in command, who is first?"

 

WALDO-- "Of course it is Buckwheat the parrot, he rules the roost. That is what he tell us when you are not here. "

 

MOM-- "Whatever, Waldo, why don't you end this blog entry."

 

WALDO-- "Sure Mom, we hope everyone will have a safe and God blessed Thanksgiving. Be sure to thank God for everything he has bestowed upon us."

 

 

Love and Blessings,

Sir Waldo, Elizabeth, and the Gang!!!

VALENTINES DAY 2010

HELLO FOLKS, SIR WALDO HERE.

 

I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY. 

 

TODAY'S BLOG ENTRY IS SHORT BECAUSE MOM HAS A PLAY TO PERFORM THIS AFTERNOON.  I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER TO PUT THIS ON THE NET FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS BUT SHE HAS HAD REHEARSALS AND PERFORMANCES.  THEN SHE BLAMES ALL THE SNOW FOR HER NOT DOING HER JOB.  "AUNTS" SANDIE AND ELAINE GOT ME A RED LAPTOP FOR CHRISTMAS AND I WANTED MY PICTURE WITH IT TO BE PUT HERE BUT MOM HAS NOT HAD TIME.  IF ANYONE OUT THERE WANTS TO DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE EMAIL MOM AND TELL HER TO GET TO WORK ON THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE, LIKE MY BLOG.  I MAY HAVE MENTIONED IT BEFORE BUT I HAVE TOLD MOM THAT I COULD FIRE HER.  BUT WHAT WOULD SHE DO WITHOUT ME??  JUST THIS MORNING I HAD TO GET HER OUT OF BED, SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT UNTIL 8:30 IF I HAD NOT STARTED BARKING AT 7:30.  YES, SHE PERFORMED LAST NIGHT BUT WE KNOW THE PLAY WAS OVER WITH BY 9 OR 9:30, SHE DID NOT COME HOME UNTIL ABOUT 11:15.  AND GUESS WHAT???  WE SMELLED PIZZA, AND NO PIZZA BOXES CAME INSIDE WITH HER. SO SHE WAS GOOFING OFF WITH HER PLAY MATES.  SHE BETTER START GETTING HOME ON TIME OR WE ARE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE AND SEND THEM TO GET MOM.  (THE PLAYHOUSE IS NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION.)

 

WE HAVE HAD LOTS OF SNOW RECENTLY THAT BABY LIBERTY ROSE JUST LOVES.  AND FOR SOME SILLY REASON, THE PAPILLONS ENJOY IT TOO. WHICH REMINDS ME, THE BABY IN THE TINSEL HEART IS A BABY BOY PAPILLON NAMED DAVID. HE IS A PRETTY CUTE KID.  HE AND HIS LITTERMATES WILL BE EVEN CUTER IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME. (HINT, HINT -- YES HE IS FOR SALE.)

 

A FEW SPECIAL VALENTINE WISHES TO SOME OF MY GIRLFRIENDS, BECKY (WHO SENT ME THE COOLEST CARD), KAYLA, MARIAH, JENNA, SHERRY, SANDIE, ELAINE, TANIA, AND LOLA.  OF COURSE, MOM IS ON MY LIST TOO BUT I DO NOT WANT HER TO THINK SHE IS OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE WITH ME YET, AFTER ALL, SHE HAS TO GO BY MICKEY D'S THIS AFTERNOON ON HER WAY HOME AND THEY STILL MAKE THE BEST DOULBE CHEESEBURGERS. 

 

TILL NEXT TIME FOLKS, BE CAREFUL, ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULLEST, AND THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR ALL OF THE GREAT THINGS HE DOES FOR US.

 

LOVE AND BLESSINGS,

SIR WALDO

MOM ELIZABETH

AND THE REST OF THE GANG

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 2010

HELLO FOLKS, SIR WALDO HERE.

 

I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY. 

 

TODAY'S BLOG ENTRY IS SHORT BECAUSE MOM HAS A PLAY TO PERFORM THIS AFTERNOON.  I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER TO PUT THIS ON THE NET FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS BUT SHE HAS HAD REHEARSALS AND PERFORMANCES.  THEN SHE BLAMES ALL THE SNOW FOR HER NOT DOING HER JOB.  "AUNTS" SANDIE AND ELAINE GOT ME A RED LAPTOP FOR CHRISTMAS AND I WANTED MY PICTURE WITH IT TO BE PUT HERE BUT MOM HAS NOT HAD TIME.  IF ANYONE OUT THERE WANTS TO DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE EMAIL MOM AND TELL HER TO GET TO WORK ON THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE, LIKE MY BLOG.  I MAY HAVE MENTIONED IT BEFORE BUT I HAVE TOLD MOM THAT I COULD FIRE HER.  BUT WHAT WOULD SHE DO WITHOUT ME??  JUST THIS MORNING I HAD TO GET HER OUT OF BED, SHE WOULD HAVE SLEPT UNTIL 8:30 IF I HAD NOT STARTED BARKING AT 7:30.  YES, SHE PERFORMED LAST NIGHT BUT WE KNOW THE PLAY WAS OVER WITH BY 9 OR 9:30, SHE DID NOT COME HOME UNTIL ABOUT 11:15.  AND GUESS WHAT???  WE SMELLED PIZZA, AND NO PIZZA BOXES CAME INSIDE WITH HER. SO SHE WAS GOOFING OFF WITH HER PLAY MATES.  SHE BETTER START GETTING HOME ON TIME OR WE ARE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE AND SEND THEM TO GET MOM.  (THE PLAYHOUSE IS NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION.)

 

WE HAVE HAD LOTS OF SNOW RECENTLY THAT BABY LIBERTY ROSE JUST LOVES.  AND FOR SOME SILLY REASON, THE PAPILLONS ENJOY IT TOO. WHICH REMINDS ME, THE BABY IN THE TINSEL HEART IS A BABY BOY PAPILLON NAMED DAVID. HE IS A PRETTY CUTE KID.  HE AND HIS LITTERMATES WILL BE EVEN CUTER IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME. (HINT, HINT -- YES HE IS FOR SALE.)

 

A FEW SPECIAL VALENTINE WISHES TO SOME OF MY GIRLFRIENDS, BECKY (WHO SENT ME THE COOLEST CARD), KAYLA, MARIAH, JENNA, SHERRY, SANDIE, ELAINE, TANIA, AND LOLA.  OF COURSE, MOM IS ON MY LIST TOO BUT I DO NOT WANT HER TO THINK SHE IS OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE WITH ME YET, AFTER ALL, SHE HAS TO GO BY MICKEY D'S THIS AFTERNOON ON HER WAY HOME AND THEY STILL MAKE THE BEST DOULBE CHEESEBURGERS. 

 

TILL NEXT TIME FOLKS, BE CAREFUL, ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULLEST, AND THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR ALL OF THE GREAT THINGS HE DOES FOR US.

 

LOVE AND BLESSINGS,

SIR WALDO

MOM ELIZABETH

AND THE REST OF THE GANG

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2009

MAY EVERYONE HAVE A GOD BLESSED

 

  MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

LOVE,

 

SIR WALDO, ELIZABETH,

AND ALL OF THE DOGS, CATS,

AND BUCKWHEAT THE BIRD

 

Waldo-- "mom, do I have to mention Buckwheat?"

 

Mom-- "yes Waldo, he is a member of this family."

 

Waldo-- "but it is my blog, Mom!"

 

Mom-- "Waldo, do not forget that Santa is coming tonight, now we really have to get to bed."

 

Waldo-- "Mom, I wanted to do this earlier.  Oh, gee, are you going to put that picture of that silly baby Papillon-Libby and Baby Liberty Rose here also? Come on Mom.  Is there room for my picture?"

 

Mom-- "There is always room for your picture Waldo.  Besides, we want to show people the pretty snow we got and how we are having a White Christmas"

 

Waldo-- "Mom, we are going to discuss this blog in 2010, I want to set some rules."

 

Mom-- "Merry Christmas Waldo, I love you."

 

Waldo-- "I love you too, Mom, Merry Christmas!  I am saying my prayers now Mom and Thanking

GOD for all he has done for us."

 

 

 

GUINIVERE IS THE BIG 7

TO MISS GUINIVERE

 

HAPPY 7 TH BIRTHDAY

 

WE ALL LOVE YOU AND ARE SO PROUD OF YOU FOR RAISING MONEY FOR CANCER AND VISITING NURSING HOMES.  YOU ARE NOT ONLY TOTALLY FABULOUS AND BEAUTIFUL, YOU ARE SO SMART.   PLUS YOU ARE SO DOWN TO EARTH AND LOVABLE WITH YOUR HUMAN KIDS.  YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG LOOKING TO BE A GRANDMA . 

 

LOVE AND BLESSINGS,

 

MISS BUTTONS

(YEA, THAT'S RIGHT WALDO, MY NAME IS FIRST BECAUSE GUINIVERE IS MY BFF)

 

SIR WALDO  

(MISS BUTTONS-  THIS IS MY BLOG AND SHE IS A HOT BABE!!!!)

 

MOM ELIZABETH  (BEHAVE KIDS)

AND THE WHOLE BLOOMIN' MACBETH GANG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIMBA

TODAY IS OCTOBER 31, 2009.  NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE PROBLAY THINK,   "OH, IT HALLOWEEN AND NOTHING ELSE SPECIAL."   WRONG!!!!  TODAY IS ZIMBA HURLEY'S 3 RD BIRTHDAY.  THAT IS RIGHT, THE CUTE LITTLE SHIH TZU IN THE PICTURES AT TOP IS ZIMBA.  I WAS ABOUT 10 WEEKS OLD WHEN HE WAS BORN.  SO THAT MAKES US THE SAME AGE IN YEARS.   I WATCHED HIM GROW INTO A FAT PLUMP PUPPY AND GO HOME WITH HIS DADDY WHEN HE WAS ABOUT 8 WEEKS OLD.  HE DAD BROUGHT MOM GIFTS,  WHICH I THOUGHT WAS STRANGE SINCE I HAD BEEN THE ONE TO COACH ZIMBA ON HOW TO BE ADORABLE. THE MAIN THING  I WANT PEOPLE TO REALIZE THAT TODAY IS JUST NOT ABOUT GHOSTS AND GOBLINS.  TODAY IS A CELEBRATION OF LIFE AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW IT THAN TO SHOW THIS GUY'S PICTURE.  ZIMBA LIVES IN ROANOKE WITH HIS OWNER, PAUL HURLEY.  HE IS TOTALLY SPOILED ROTTEN.  SOMETIMES, I THINK HE IS MORE SPOILED THAN ME.  WHICH THAT REMINDS ME TO TALK TO MOM ABOUT THE LACK OF CHEESEBURGERS LATELY.

 

MOM HAS SO BUSY GETTING READY TO BE IN A LOCAL PLAY.  SHE IS PLAYING THE PART OF A HATEFUL SNOBBY WOMAN MARRIED TO A FEDERAL COURT JUDGE.  THE PLAY IS CALLED COCKTAILS WITH MIMI.  IT WAS WRITTEN BY SOME FANCY PLAYWRIGHT NAMED MARY CHASE.  MOM'S NAME IS EUDORRA CALTHORPE IN IT.  SOME COMEDY PLAY, BUT I WILL NOT GET TO SEE IT BECAUSE THE LOCAL PLAYHOUSE DOES NOT ALLOW BULLDOGS.  HOW RUDE.  WE HAD OUR MONEY READY TO PAY.  I WAS GOING TO DRIVE AND MISS BUTTONS SAID SHE KNEW THE WAY. MISS BUTTONS HAS BEEN GIVING MOM LESSONS ON HOW TO BE SUPER SNOBBY.  GEE, WHEN THEY ARE ACTING TOGETHER, THEY LOOK PRETTY RUFF.  MOM CANNOT GET ANYONE TO VIDEO TAPE IT EITHER. (NOT ALLOWED)  SO SHE BETTER COME HOME WITH SOME GOOD STILL PICTURES.  FUNNY, MOM IS ALWAYS BRAGGING THAT SHE HAS NO NATURAL GRAY HAIR AND SHE HAS TO WEAR A GRAY WIG.  HAHAHAHA.  WE ALL THINK THAT IS FUNNY.  WE THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING IT ON BUT THEN SHE SAID WE BETTER NOT.  IT IS THE 3 RD WIG SHE HAS GOTTEN AND THIS ONE IS FINALLY RIGHT. HEY, THAT MEANS THERE ARE 2 WIGS WE CAN PLAY WITH,  WAIT UNTIL I TELL THE GANG ABOUT THIS.  THE PLAY OPENS NEXT WEEK NOVEMBER 7, 2009 AND RUNS FOR 3 WEEKENDS.

 

I AM SORRY I HAVE BEEN SO BAD ABOUT NOT BLOGGING.  EVER SINCE, BABY LIBERTY ROSE LEARNED HOW TO USE THE COMPUTER, SHE HAS BEEN PLAYING GAMES ON IT.  GEE, GIRLS.  I HAVE REPEATLY TOLD MOM I NEED MY OWN RED LAPTOP.  MAYBE THIS CHRISTMAS.

 

GOTTA GET GOING.  BE SURE TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND THANK GOD FOR ALL HE HAS DONE FOR US AND THE LOVE HE CONSTANTLY BESTOWS UPON US.  GLORY TO GOD.

 

AGAIN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIMBA!!

 

LOVE AND BLESSINGS TO ALL,

SIR WALDO, MOM ELIZABETH AND THE REST OF THE GANG.